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1. I don't mean to cap our fun, but you got into this camp by being IC, right? That was the original intent, yes? And that's how others are going to get into this RP, correct?
Just a thought. Crack is awesome, but even at Camp it's possible to butcher too much. Try not to let it get too OOC, okay? Thanks. <3
ETA: The camp restrictions on the userinfo still apply to everyone. Period. No godmodding, okay?
2. Any and all player problems and questions should be sent forwarded to me, not others. If there's an issue, talk to me. I listen, really. D:
3. DAMN YOU VOTING COMMUNITY LET PEOPLE IN YOU S.O.B. >(
Remember, NON-PLAYERS CANNOT VOTE. If you vote and you are not an accepted player, you will be banned faster then Quick Draw McGraw's... draw.
Shut up, I'm tired. Now VOTE.
Character: Hisoka Kurosaki
Series: Yami no Matsuei/Descendents of Darkness
Dearest Tsuzuki,
I WILL PERSONALLY BE SENDING MANY, MANY DEAD, SOULLESS BODIES YOUR WAY VIA PRIORITY MAIL. TRY MAKING YOUR WAY OUT OF ALL THAT PAPERWORK. YOU'LL BE BUSY FOR MONTHS.
Did you accidentally send me to a drug rehabilitation camp? 'Cause everyone seems to be high. On what, I don't know (I don't do drugs) but definitely high. Or intoxicated.
Today I was the subject of 23 attempted abductions. Just now I was on my way to the loo and some random kid with the stupidest haircut springs out of the brush and yells "I COULD SMELL YOUR CHAKRA FROM MILES AWAY PREPARE TO-" He didn't get to finish. Stupid little shit.
AND THIS HAPPENS LIKE EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
Maybe Rukia and I can team up and whip all their asses in the dodgeball tournament on Saturday. I'll send you pictures of the victory trophy.
wtf is chakra anyway. Give Tatsumi something to do and have him look it up. Oh and hey, Tatsumi -
This better not be one of your stupid penny-pinching cheapskate ideas. I bet you never even sent your mother a present on her birthday. God you all suck.
I guess I'm off to the mess hall, and is that screaming I hear off in the distance? Maybe I'll go help out my fellow campgoers in need. Not.
Yours Truly,
Hisoka
P.S. I hope you choke on your next donut.
P.P.S. Oh, I forgot to say that I'm enclosing two AA batteries that used to fuel my cabin-mate's boombox. The music he plays reminds me of that time in that bar when you were drunk and tried to sing kareoke. Do you remember? The police even came. I can't get a wink of sleep and since the ministry's always complaining about not enough funding to buy things, I figure you can make use of them somehow.
P.P.P.S. Some other random shit just walked by while I was licking the envelope and said "56.2%" Wtf?
Poll So?
Character: Ivy. (Or the Archive, but she prefers Ivy.)
Origin: The Dresden Files/The Dresden Chronicles, by Jim Butcher.
mod note: "she's the holder of 'the accumulated memories of a thousand generations of mankind,'" says the player. "So mentally she's way older." she also likes kitties, 'parently.)
This is certainly an... interesting camp. I've been here half a day and have
been attacked ten times by zombies. I'm very glad that I asked Kincaid to
teach me how to brace myself while using a shotgun. However, I must find out if they make custom ones for seven-year-old girls. There are some things
that bracing just can't help, and I'm getting tired of being knocked onto my
bum every time I have to defend myself.
I've found that the exploding brains make horrible messes. I would much
prefer deathstone. Or a large knife, or even a .22. Unfortunately, as I am
relieved from my duties as the Archive for the summer, I don’t have access
to my usual weaponry. Sigh. I suppose that if I get really desperate I can
always go sharpen some sticks.
In any case, I am beginning to suspect that the Council had Ulterior Motives
in sending me here for summer camp. “It’ll give you a sense of normalcy,"
they said. "You’ll have a chance to socialize like a regular child. You'll
have the time to relax in a healthy environment! “
Well, I have one question for my esteemed colleagues: if they were truly
intended for me to accomplish the objectives outlined above, then WHY on
EARTH did they send me to a place where there are HORDES OF THE UNDEAD running around? I don't think normal kids spend their summer vacations defending themselves from walking corpses. And any environment in which dishes such as 'Mystery Soup' are served just cannot be considered healthy.
Oh, and on top of all this? There aren’t any kitties! Anywhere! Not even
zombie kitties!
… I don’t have time to sit here and type right now. I need find someone
tough enough to hide behind, and susceptible enough to adorable little girl
eyes to take pity on me. Where are my cabin-mates when I need them?
Poll So?
Character: Kimihiro Watanuki
Series: XXXholic (http://xxx.tokyo-girl.net/ or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXXHolic)
Canon: Watanuki was born under a cursed sign... his
parents died when he was young lad, and he has the bad luck of being able to see (and attract) ghosts. He's been living on his own for a while, and
recently happened to stumble across a rather eccentric 'shop' of sorts,
where a (crazy!) woman named Yuuko... told him that she can grant his wish, for a price... Although the actual wish isn't said, Watanuki is overjoyed that he might be able to stop being connected to the dead, and happily agrees. He is then roped into working in Yuuko's shop to build up the payment, and his wish will be granted when he has earned enough. This means being Yuuko's slave-boy. As if that wasn't bad enough, the girl he likes doesn't seem to care about him at all! And instead likes the stupidly popular Domeki! (Who happens to be able to fight and repell ghosts, even if he can't see them, so Yuuko pushes the two together as much as possible for errands.)
App. One:
What the fuck am I doing here? No, never mind, I know
what I'm doing here. Yuuko needed ANOTHER errand done and NOW I'M
STUCK HERE WITH THESE FREAKS. One of them even has a metal arm, and
don't even get me started on the people in weird armor or the girl
with a sword. There is no one even resembling normal here, there are
zombies everywhere, and the ghost on the pier just sits there and
laughs at everyone. For a while I thought the girl with brown hair was
normal, but I'm beginning to think that she's just really oblivious.
(And the fourth cabin from the left eats people. I can tell from
here.)
I know that Yuuko is reading this and laughing. Well, laugh it up;
while I'M stuck here, you have no one to cook for you and serve you
alcohol. I wish Domeki were here; I'd like to see HIM dealing with all
this.
App. Two:
Journal,
I can't believe I agreed to let Yuuko-san send me here. Why did I agree to
let Yuuko-san send me here? Ghosts! Zombies! Undead! Various other things
that all think /I smell like a tasty snack!/ I don't know how many I ran
into just on my way here! And now there's some murder thing going on, so I
can't get out again! Not that I could anyway. If I don't bring back the
undead parts Yuuko-san told me to, she's going to take the camp fee out of
my paycheck - if she hasn't already. At least I didn't have to borrow
another weapon from her and have her take the fee for /that/ out of my
paycheck. Then again, I don't know how to use a gun, so it's not much help
anyway. I heard there will be classes on that, though. At least Domeki isn't
here (though I could use his help).
I guess I’ll check my e-mail then see if anyone else here who knows how to
use their gun needs to use the toilet, too, so I can follow them to the
bathroom house.
Edit 5 minutes later: OH GOD, THE WEB, UNFILTERED. THE PORNOGROPHY POP-UPS DON’T END.
Poll So?
Character: Uzumaki Naruto
Series: Naruto
Canon: Naruto is a young ninja from the Konoha (Leaf Village). As an infant, he had the power of the Kyuubi (a powerful fox demon) sealed inside his belly, giving the boy both access to immense powers and killing the man who sealed the demon inside him. This changed the way the villagers dealt with Naruto as a child. He has something of an inferiority complex and constantly attempts to prove himself by both making himself stronger and being loud and abrasive... Because of that, it bugs the living fuck out of Naruto that Sasuke succeeds at almost everything he even tries his hand at... Eventually Naruto becomes friends with many of his fellow ninja as he seriously begins his training and proves that is more than capable on his own merit.
He's denser than a brick.
Naruto hates being left out of things as his greatest fear is losing his newly gained friends and finding himself alone again.
(mod note: additionally, naruto is a loud-mouthed, hyperactive, bragging brat of a boy whose internal strength you endlessly admire. he's currently pissed at trying to get sasuke to come back from the dark side.)
App. One:
Two girls just ran past me screaming, and I think zombies were chasing
them. Stuff like that's been happening ever since Kakashi-sensei told
me this place would be good for ninja training and dropped me off with
a duffel bag and a kick to the ass. Weird - but hey, I checked the
kitchen and there's tons of ramen, I mean, it could last me *years.*
And the milk hasn't expired yet!
But then. THEN. I checked the LAKE. And there are crocodiles. And
crocodiles have claws and huge tails and teeth that could probably rip
you to shreds. Screw sparring with the pervert hermit, these guys are
going to become my best friends. I decided to check their strength and
jumped into the water and ran across them and they almost got me! My
pants have a hole in the butt now. It was AWESOME. They could totally
eat Sasuke. If I can beat the crocodiles, pretty soon I'll totally be
able to kick Sasuke's ass! I mean. I could now. But still! Gotta
train. Training is important.
The zombies are pretty cool, too. One of them came straight at me when
I was eating some cup ramen and he just got right back up when I
kicked him into the wall. So then it was an all-out fight and I had to
Rasengan him into the oven and turn it up to like, 700 degrees. That
got rid of him. I'll figure out how to deal with the smell later.
App. Two:
It took me almost a week, but I finally got Iruka-sensei to tell me where everyone else had gone. A summer camp! I bet this place is some kind of secret training camp! What else could the zombies be for?
That pointy haired bastard has run off again to get stronger and left me behind, I just know it!! And Sakura is here too~~! <3
I slipped Kakashi-sensei a new volume of Icha Icha Paradise before I left (that I stole borrowed from the Old Pervert’s desk) so I’m sure he won’t notice I’m gone for at least a couple days. With Iruka-sensei’s information it was easy to find this place, if I do say so myself. Of course, I could track Sasuke’s stink anywhere. These are Hokage level tracking skills, let me tell you.
I saw Gaara right after I got here. Man, it looks like everyone is here! He asked me if I’d been tricked into coming here as well. I don’t know what he was talking about though, this place wasn’t hard to find at all.
Poll So?
Character: Shindou Shuichi
Series: Gravitation
This is too much. Hiro and Suguru both agreed I had been stressing too much recently over the new album, so Tohma-san suggested a couple months in the woods to relax.
Oh yes, dearest Shacho, running for my life in the middle of the forest in
the scenic Bumfuck, USA wildy firing shotguns at pursuing zombies is an
EXCELLENT way to relax.
I can’t believe it. Damn Seguchi.. I KNOW he only sent me to this camp to
he could get his grubby mitts on MY Yuki!! When I get home, I swear there
will be hell to pay. If he lays a finger in ON my Yuki…
I have zombie drool on my sleeve from a disgustingly close encounter with
one of those buggers earlier today as I scoured the camp for somewhere to
plug in my keyboard so I could get my songwriting done. Do you know how
FOUL zombie drool is? Maybe I’m imagining it but I could swear it’s eating
through my shirt.
So it looks like I’m stuck here for the next couple of months. Stuck in the
woods with zombies. And little kids. But mostly zombies.
I think Sakuma-san might enjoy it here, actually. He’d probably try to make
friends with the zombies, and if they tried to eat his brains he’d
Kumagoro-Beam them.
No music, no NG, no Pocky, no ramen, no Bad Luck… and worst, NO YUKI.
*wails* YUUUU~KIIII~~ YOUR PET BUTTHOLE MISSES YOU ALREADYYY~!!
Poll So?
Character: Riku
Game: Kingdom Hearts (http://kingdomhearts.com)
Canon: Riku is very self assured and mature for his age. He seems very
cool and collected but has a jealousy issue that eventually is what
leads him to the dark. Ever since he was a child Riku has been the
adventurous type, wanting to explore worlds beyond their islands.
I knew something was wrong with this place, as vile as
some of them are I've never heard of a camp with blood stained
bathrooms. Then again most camps don't give you a rifle upon arrival
either.
Looking at the bright side, although even it's a bit dim, I'm away
from the islands, exploring new worlds. Albeit a new world filled with
zombies that would love nothing more than to scrape the brains from my
head for the sole purpose of gorging on them. It really shouldn't be a
problem though, how hard could this shotgun be for someone like me to
master anyway?
Poll So?
Just a thought. Crack is awesome, but even at Camp it's possible to butcher too much. Try not to let it get too OOC, okay? Thanks. <3
ETA: The camp restrictions on the userinfo still apply to everyone. Period. No godmodding, okay?
2. Any and all player problems and questions should be sent forwarded to me, not others. If there's an issue, talk to me. I listen, really. D:
3. DAMN YOU VOTING COMMUNITY LET PEOPLE IN YOU S.O.B. >(
Remember, NON-PLAYERS CANNOT VOTE. If you vote and you are not an accepted player, you will be banned faster then Quick Draw McGraw's... draw.
Shut up, I'm tired. Now VOTE.
Character: Hisoka Kurosaki
Series: Yami no Matsuei/Descendents of Darkness
Dearest Tsuzuki,
I WILL PERSONALLY BE SENDING MANY, MANY DEAD, SOULLESS BODIES YOUR WAY VIA PRIORITY MAIL. TRY MAKING YOUR WAY OUT OF ALL THAT PAPERWORK. YOU'LL BE BUSY FOR MONTHS.
Did you accidentally send me to a drug rehabilitation camp? 'Cause everyone seems to be high. On what, I don't know (I don't do drugs) but definitely high. Or intoxicated.
Today I was the subject of 23 attempted abductions. Just now I was on my way to the loo and some random kid with the stupidest haircut springs out of the brush and yells "I COULD SMELL YOUR CHAKRA FROM MILES AWAY PREPARE TO-" He didn't get to finish. Stupid little shit.
AND THIS HAPPENS LIKE EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
Maybe Rukia and I can team up and whip all their asses in the dodgeball tournament on Saturday. I'll send you pictures of the victory trophy.
wtf is chakra anyway. Give Tatsumi something to do and have him look it up. Oh and hey, Tatsumi -
This better not be one of your stupid penny-pinching cheapskate ideas. I bet you never even sent your mother a present on her birthday. God you all suck.
I guess I'm off to the mess hall, and is that screaming I hear off in the distance? Maybe I'll go help out my fellow campgoers in need. Not.
Yours Truly,
Hisoka
P.S. I hope you choke on your next donut.
P.P.S. Oh, I forgot to say that I'm enclosing two AA batteries that used to fuel my cabin-mate's boombox. The music he plays reminds me of that time in that bar when you were drunk and tried to sing kareoke. Do you remember? The police even came. I can't get a wink of sleep and since the ministry's always complaining about not enough funding to buy things, I figure you can make use of them somehow.
P.P.P.S. Some other random shit just walked by while I was licking the envelope and said "56.2%" Wtf?
Poll So?
Character: Ivy. (Or the Archive, but she prefers Ivy.)
Origin: The Dresden Files/The Dresden Chronicles, by Jim Butcher.
mod note: "she's the holder of 'the accumulated memories of a thousand generations of mankind,'" says the player. "So mentally she's way older." she also likes kitties, 'parently.)
This is certainly an... interesting camp. I've been here half a day and have
been attacked ten times by zombies. I'm very glad that I asked Kincaid to
teach me how to brace myself while using a shotgun. However, I must find out if they make custom ones for seven-year-old girls. There are some things
that bracing just can't help, and I'm getting tired of being knocked onto my
bum every time I have to defend myself.
I've found that the exploding brains make horrible messes. I would much
prefer deathstone. Or a large knife, or even a .22. Unfortunately, as I am
relieved from my duties as the Archive for the summer, I don’t have access
to my usual weaponry. Sigh. I suppose that if I get really desperate I can
always go sharpen some sticks.
In any case, I am beginning to suspect that the Council had Ulterior Motives
in sending me here for summer camp. “It’ll give you a sense of normalcy,"
they said. "You’ll have a chance to socialize like a regular child. You'll
have the time to relax in a healthy environment! “
Well, I have one question for my esteemed colleagues: if they were truly
intended for me to accomplish the objectives outlined above, then WHY on
EARTH did they send me to a place where there are HORDES OF THE UNDEAD running around? I don't think normal kids spend their summer vacations defending themselves from walking corpses. And any environment in which dishes such as 'Mystery Soup' are served just cannot be considered healthy.
Oh, and on top of all this? There aren’t any kitties! Anywhere! Not even
zombie kitties!
… I don’t have time to sit here and type right now. I need find someone
tough enough to hide behind, and susceptible enough to adorable little girl
eyes to take pity on me. Where are my cabin-mates when I need them?
Poll So?
Character: Kimihiro Watanuki
Series: XXXholic (http://xxx.tokyo-girl.net/ or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXXHolic)
Canon: Watanuki was born under a cursed sign... his
parents died when he was young lad, and he has the bad luck of being able to see (and attract) ghosts. He's been living on his own for a while, and
recently happened to stumble across a rather eccentric 'shop' of sorts,
where a (crazy!) woman named Yuuko... told him that she can grant his wish, for a price... Although the actual wish isn't said, Watanuki is overjoyed that he might be able to stop being connected to the dead, and happily agrees. He is then roped into working in Yuuko's shop to build up the payment, and his wish will be granted when he has earned enough. This means being Yuuko's slave-boy. As if that wasn't bad enough, the girl he likes doesn't seem to care about him at all! And instead likes the stupidly popular Domeki! (Who happens to be able to fight and repell ghosts, even if he can't see them, so Yuuko pushes the two together as much as possible for errands.)
App. One:
What the fuck am I doing here? No, never mind, I know
what I'm doing here. Yuuko needed ANOTHER errand done and NOW I'M
STUCK HERE WITH THESE FREAKS. One of them even has a metal arm, and
don't even get me started on the people in weird armor or the girl
with a sword. There is no one even resembling normal here, there are
zombies everywhere, and the ghost on the pier just sits there and
laughs at everyone. For a while I thought the girl with brown hair was
normal, but I'm beginning to think that she's just really oblivious.
(And the fourth cabin from the left eats people. I can tell from
here.)
I know that Yuuko is reading this and laughing. Well, laugh it up;
while I'M stuck here, you have no one to cook for you and serve you
alcohol. I wish Domeki were here; I'd like to see HIM dealing with all
this.
App. Two:
Journal,
I can't believe I agreed to let Yuuko-san send me here. Why did I agree to
let Yuuko-san send me here? Ghosts! Zombies! Undead! Various other things
that all think /I smell like a tasty snack!/ I don't know how many I ran
into just on my way here! And now there's some murder thing going on, so I
can't get out again! Not that I could anyway. If I don't bring back the
undead parts Yuuko-san told me to, she's going to take the camp fee out of
my paycheck - if she hasn't already. At least I didn't have to borrow
another weapon from her and have her take the fee for /that/ out of my
paycheck. Then again, I don't know how to use a gun, so it's not much help
anyway. I heard there will be classes on that, though. At least Domeki isn't
here (though I could use his help).
I guess I’ll check my e-mail then see if anyone else here who knows how to
use their gun needs to use the toilet, too, so I can follow them to the
bathroom house.
Edit 5 minutes later: OH GOD, THE WEB, UNFILTERED. THE PORNOGROPHY POP-UPS DON’T END.
Poll So?
Character: Uzumaki Naruto
Series: Naruto
Canon: Naruto is a young ninja from the Konoha (Leaf Village). As an infant, he had the power of the Kyuubi (a powerful fox demon) sealed inside his belly, giving the boy both access to immense powers and killing the man who sealed the demon inside him. This changed the way the villagers dealt with Naruto as a child. He has something of an inferiority complex and constantly attempts to prove himself by both making himself stronger and being loud and abrasive... Because of that, it bugs the living fuck out of Naruto that Sasuke succeeds at almost everything he even tries his hand at... Eventually Naruto becomes friends with many of his fellow ninja as he seriously begins his training and proves that is more than capable on his own merit.
He's denser than a brick.
Naruto hates being left out of things as his greatest fear is losing his newly gained friends and finding himself alone again.
(mod note: additionally, naruto is a loud-mouthed, hyperactive, bragging brat of a boy whose internal strength you endlessly admire. he's currently pissed at trying to get sasuke to come back from the dark side.)
App. One:
Two girls just ran past me screaming, and I think zombies were chasing
them. Stuff like that's been happening ever since Kakashi-sensei told
me this place would be good for ninja training and dropped me off with
a duffel bag and a kick to the ass. Weird - but hey, I checked the
kitchen and there's tons of ramen, I mean, it could last me *years.*
And the milk hasn't expired yet!
But then. THEN. I checked the LAKE. And there are crocodiles. And
crocodiles have claws and huge tails and teeth that could probably rip
you to shreds. Screw sparring with the pervert hermit, these guys are
going to become my best friends. I decided to check their strength and
jumped into the water and ran across them and they almost got me! My
pants have a hole in the butt now. It was AWESOME. They could totally
eat Sasuke. If I can beat the crocodiles, pretty soon I'll totally be
able to kick Sasuke's ass! I mean. I could now. But still! Gotta
train. Training is important.
The zombies are pretty cool, too. One of them came straight at me when
I was eating some cup ramen and he just got right back up when I
kicked him into the wall. So then it was an all-out fight and I had to
Rasengan him into the oven and turn it up to like, 700 degrees. That
got rid of him. I'll figure out how to deal with the smell later.
App. Two:
It took me almost a week, but I finally got Iruka-sensei to tell me where everyone else had gone. A summer camp! I bet this place is some kind of secret training camp! What else could the zombies be for?
That pointy haired bastard has run off again to get stronger and left me behind, I just know it!! And Sakura is here too~~! <3
I slipped Kakashi-sensei a new volume of Icha Icha Paradise before I left (that I stole borrowed from the Old Pervert’s desk) so I’m sure he won’t notice I’m gone for at least a couple days. With Iruka-sensei’s information it was easy to find this place, if I do say so myself. Of course, I could track Sasuke’s stink anywhere. These are Hokage level tracking skills, let me tell you.
I saw Gaara right after I got here. Man, it looks like everyone is here! He asked me if I’d been tricked into coming here as well. I don’t know what he was talking about though, this place wasn’t hard to find at all.
Poll So?
Character: Shindou Shuichi
Series: Gravitation
This is too much. Hiro and Suguru both agreed I had been stressing too much recently over the new album, so Tohma-san suggested a couple months in the woods to relax.
Oh yes, dearest Shacho, running for my life in the middle of the forest in
the scenic Bumfuck, USA wildy firing shotguns at pursuing zombies is an
EXCELLENT way to relax.
I can’t believe it. Damn Seguchi.. I KNOW he only sent me to this camp to
he could get his grubby mitts on MY Yuki!! When I get home, I swear there
will be hell to pay. If he lays a finger in ON my Yuki…
I have zombie drool on my sleeve from a disgustingly close encounter with
one of those buggers earlier today as I scoured the camp for somewhere to
plug in my keyboard so I could get my songwriting done. Do you know how
FOUL zombie drool is? Maybe I’m imagining it but I could swear it’s eating
through my shirt.
So it looks like I’m stuck here for the next couple of months. Stuck in the
woods with zombies. And little kids. But mostly zombies.
I think Sakuma-san might enjoy it here, actually. He’d probably try to make
friends with the zombies, and if they tried to eat his brains he’d
Kumagoro-Beam them.
No music, no NG, no Pocky, no ramen, no Bad Luck… and worst, NO YUKI.
*wails* YUUUU~KIIII~~ YOUR PET BUTTHOLE MISSES YOU ALREADYYY~!!
Poll So?
Character: Riku
Game: Kingdom Hearts (http://kingdomhearts.com)
Canon: Riku is very self assured and mature for his age. He seems very
cool and collected but has a jealousy issue that eventually is what
leads him to the dark. Ever since he was a child Riku has been the
adventurous type, wanting to explore worlds beyond their islands.
I knew something was wrong with this place, as vile as
some of them are I've never heard of a camp with blood stained
bathrooms. Then again most camps don't give you a rifle upon arrival
either.
Looking at the bright side, although even it's a bit dim, I'm away
from the islands, exploring new worlds. Albeit a new world filled with
zombies that would love nothing more than to scrape the brains from my
head for the sole purpose of gorging on them. It really shouldn't be a
problem though, how hard could this shotgun be for someone like me to
master anyway?
Poll So?