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[bisexual_orchid]

Ah, spring. The birds are singing, the trees are mating, and persons everywhere with allergies are getting... pollen in their eyes.

Somehow, it's a little more annoying at camp than at any other world so far. I can't imagine why.

...Yes, yes, plants. Carry on. [SIGH.]

Comments

[euphiemisms]

I think it's beautiful.

[bisexual_orchid]

Oh, beautiful, yes, there's no doubt about that. Spring is perhaps the most lively time of year however you look at it.

[euphiemisms]

Then you should be happy, right?

[bisexual_orchid]

Well, sometimes it's perhaps a little too lively.

[bisexual_orchid]

Do you imagine me to be so passive, Axel? One can only live so vicariously.

[bisexual_orchid]

I could ask you the same about tomcats, Axel.

[bisexual_orchid]

Yes, but at least the plantlife is enjoying itself, yes? Sometimes one just has to accept that only one of you will be getting much out of it.

[bisexual_orchid]

No, nothing more than that at all.

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[paopuprincess]

Are you saying you're jealous?

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[bisexual_orchid]

Me? Do you think me a jealous man, Kairi?

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[paopuprincess]

That's what's so surprising.

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[bisexual_orchid]

Let alone of plants? No, no.

[height_rule]

And we all wanted to know this. Thanks.

[bisexual_orchid]

It would surprise me more if you didn't know that about the spring.

[height_rule]

I saw two horses do it once when I was a kid. Miracle of nature revealed.

[bisexual_orchid]

How crude.