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[bisexual_orchid]

Ah, spring. The birds are singing, the trees are mating, and persons everywhere with allergies are getting... pollen in their eyes.

Somehow, it's a little more annoying at camp than at any other world so far. I can't imagine why.

...Yes, yes, plants. Carry on. [SIGH.]

Comments

[height_rule]

And we all wanted to know this. Thanks.

[bisexual_orchid]

It would surprise me more if you didn't know that about the spring.

[height_rule]

I saw two horses do it once when I was a kid. Miracle of nature revealed.

[bisexual_orchid]

How crude.

[height_rule]

*shrug*

Nature likes crude. Except maybe in plants.

[bisexual_orchid]

And humanity often the crudest. There could stand to be more grace in speech and deed, at times.

[height_rule]

What the fuck for? Got no one to impress.

[bisexual_orchid]

Impressions mean nothing to you, then?

[height_rule]

*is 6'5, covered in tattoos and scars, and has a gun sticking out of his pocket btw*

Aww, Is this why people don't like me?

[bisexual_orchid]

[Yes, I worked with a man like you. He was very annoying.]

Where are you getting that? That isn't what I asked.

[height_rule]

Impressions mean shit when people run at the sight of you. Mind you, it could just be 'cause they recognized my face from wanted posters.

[bisexual_orchid]

I would think that that would be the time impressions might be the most important thing. So I take it you're a criminal of some sort?

[height_rule]

Some sort, sure.

[bisexual_orchid]

Ah, but you'd rather not say.

[height_rule]

Nah, don't care much. Just don't see how it could be interesting.

[bisexual_orchid]

I suppose you must be right, then.