[it consists of a box of dead AAA batteries]
Ha. Ha ha ha.
Also, I've found these
little glowing lights that won't
shut up. There're lots of colours, so if you even think you've lost one, HURRY UP AND TAKE IT BACK.
EDIT:
I HATE MY LIFE AND WANT TO DIE ((worksafe links. about two dozen talking lights with wings are in a large glass jar flying around anita's head and squeaking, "HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!" thanks, peter.))