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[missmiracle_gro]

*A very dishevelled girl rushes into camp. Her clothes are torn and she appears to have lost a fight with a machete, what with the amount of blood she's covered in. If you look closely (and quickly), you might see a rib or two poking through her skin.*

This isn't... Oh crap, where am I?

((Intro post. Please be gentle.))

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[fromthelostdays]

Louisiana.

...Want a towel?

[missmiracle_gro]

Louisiana? We weren't anywhere near Louisiana...

Um, thanks.

[fromthelostdays]

Yeah, that happens.

*Presents towel. Also, a bottle of water to wash up with.*

[missmiracle_gro]

...what happens?

*takes, washes off most of the... mud. Yeah, that's it. Mud.* Thanks again. Do you know how I can get back to the road? I climbed a tree, but I couldn't see it.

[im_impulse]

*looking quickly but not closely*

Oh wow are you okay? I can get you to the hospital fast!

[missmiracle_gro]

*stepping back*

N-no, I'm alright. Thanks.

[im_impulse]

*holding up hands to show he means no harm and comes in peace*

It's okay, it's right over there and I've done that a lot, helping people get to places, I mean! Superhero job and everything!

[missmiracle_gro]

*sorry, not the most trusting person. Another step back*

No, I mean I don't need a hospital. S-superhero? What do you mean?

[drink_this]

You're in Louisana, at Camp Fuck You Die!

...what happened to you?

[missmiracle_gro]

Excuse me? Camp what?

Um. I... Ifelloutofatree, but I'm alright!

[drink_this]

Camp Fuck You Die ♥~

You're that injured from just falling out of a tree?

[missmiracle_gro]

That's what I thought you said. What kind of camp is this?

No, I'm not injured - i-it's just red clay... *brushes off some clots* See?

[boner_for_oro]

...

[missmiracle_gro]

*stepping back. A lot*

[boner_for_oro]

...what happened?

[missmiracle_gro]

N-nothing? I'm fine, really.

[deadbeatgoeson]

... wow. I take it the zombies are getting a bit more agressive than they used to be or something.

[missmiracle_gro]

*you look familiar*

You know about those things?

[deadbeatgoeson]

*... wow this would be a first.*

They're kind of everywhere around here, so it's hard to not know about them.

[missmiracle_gro]

*heh. It'll come to me eventually...*

But. I didn't think zombies really existed.