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[latrine_orderly]

A lot of you guys really like /b/, and that's all hunky-dory, but /x/ is where the really good stuff is! Like I got these binaural beats that alter my brain waves to think that my ears are ringing and I have a headache! Pretty insidious, if you ask me. But the thing that really gets me is this little guy...

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[redhaired_anita]

...it's weird, but not as weird as the stuff you could see in camp.

Or maybe I'm just really used to camp-weird now.

[latrine_orderly]

But! Treedog! It's completely unnatural! DOGS DO NOT LIVE IN TREES!

[redhaired_anita]

I don't think it's living there... more like someone stuck it up there to be funny...

[latrine_orderly]

You're absolutely right... such an unholy creature could never come about in the wild! SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR!!

[redhaired_anita]

...wait, science created...that?

[latrine_orderly]

You didn't think it evolved naturally, did you?

[redhaired_anita]

I think it's just someone's idea of a really bizarre joke.

[latrine_orderly]

What's the punchline?

[redhaired_anita]

Crazy people running around screaming "TREEDOG! TREEDOG!"?

[latrine_orderly]

Heh, yeah, that'd be pretty fu-

HEY!!

[redhaired_anita]