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[latrine_orderly]

A lot of you guys really like /b/, and that's all hunky-dory, but /x/ is where the really good stuff is! Like I got these binaural beats that alter my brain waves to think that my ears are ringing and I have a headache! Pretty insidious, if you ask me. But the thing that really gets me is this little guy...

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[ilpacock]

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[latrine_orderly]

HEIL IL PALAZZO!

[ilpacock]

...no, it wouldn't do. Such a thing cannot practically exist within the natural constraints of the pit.

[latrine_orderly]

A pitted treedog!? The horror, Lord Il Palazzo! Your devoted E/x/cel is uncomfortable even thinking about it!

[redhaired_anita]

...it's weird, but not as weird as the stuff you could see in camp.

Or maybe I'm just really used to camp-weird now.

[latrine_orderly]

But! Treedog! It's completely unnatural! DOGS DO NOT LIVE IN TREES!

[redhaired_anita]

I don't think it's living there... more like someone stuck it up there to be funny...

[latrine_orderly]

You're absolutely right... such an unholy creature could never come about in the wild! SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR!!

[love_flower]

Cuuuuuuute~!

[latrine_orderly]

TREEDOG IS NOT CUTE! TREEDOG IS MIGHTY!

[love_flower]

...but it's just a dog in a tree, Excel-san.

[helloinjapan]

What's /b/ . . .?

[latrine_orderly]

Okay, picture in your mind all of the most societally worthless and downright reprehensible people that you can imagine. Now put them in an environment in which there are no consequences for anything they do, and give them all illegal copies of Photoshop. That's /b/.

[helloinjapan]

o-oh

[latrine_orderly]

You don't want /b/adtouch, girl-whom-Excel-ain't-got-know-knowledge-of! You want /x/, where you might legally obtain free masonry! The aliens and psychics and ghosts demand it!

[master_of_mon]

. . .uh.

[latrine_orderly]

What do you think, Ash? Is it a Pokemon or a thing of ungodly abomination? What has science done? WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

[master_of_mon]

I don't know! I feel like if someone threw a pokeball at its head that'd make me a horrible person! Maybe it's like a tree spirit. Only ya know. I dog.

[latrine_orderly]

Maybe it got so hungry it decided to evolve some photosynthesis. Don't think I haven't thought of that myself!