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[the_wildcat]

All right, Camp Fuck You Die! LET'S TALK!

Lately it's come to my attention that a few of you don't know what Christmas is. That's CRAZY talk! If you don't know what Christmas is, how can you know when to give me presents? Plus it's a touching time of year involving love and giving and all that. And presents. And fried chicken!

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[constant_craver]

How was I unaware of the tradition involving love hotels? Best holiday ever.

[the_wildcat]

You were? FOOL! Well now you know! So're you bookin' a room with your Real Doll Chiucchi?

[constant_craver]

. . . One, she'd kill you if she heard you call her that. Two, speaking of dolls. Heard you threw a certain unbelievably creepy sex toy at her under the mistletoe the other day.

[the_wildcat]

She threw it at me FIRST! All I did was take pictures of her kissin' it and she had to go and do that!

[mustloveballs]

Any holiday with lots o' food sounds good t' me!

[the_wildcat]

THE BOY WITH THE TAIL

[mustloveballs]

Who're you?

[the_wildcat]

Takino Tomo! I heard about you from someone! Whoa, you DO have a tail! Can you pick stuff up with it?

[beautytokitoh]

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A love hotel.

[the_wildcat]

It's very nicely furnished!

[beautytokitoh]

Why would we need somethin' like that in this place?

[the_wildcat]

Well it's comfier than the cabins for one thing. And you can do SOME stuff!

[blue_bombshell]

...I don't really celebrate Christmas? I guess that's how I should put it.

[the_wildcat]

What other way is there to put it? And why not, not your religion? You got Hanukkah?

[blue_bombshell]

Birthday's on Christmas eve, remember? Why bother to celebrate two things when everyone else acts like it's one?

[the_wildcat]

Ohhhh right! You bitter or something? I guess it does kinda suck. Do you at least get better presents?

[2nd_slinger]

You forgot to mention Annual Gift Man.

[the_wildcat]

SANTA OF COURSE! I told you I didn't know much about the religious stuff.

[2nd_slinger]

Yeah? See how far that excuse gets you when ya end up with nothin' but coal in your stocking, because you forgot about Santa Claus.

I hear he doesn't take too kindly to stuff like that.

[the_wildcat]

I heard a weird rumor about Santa too. It involves him NOT EXISTING. You ever heard that one?