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[the_wildcat]

All right, Camp Fuck You Die! LET'S TALK!

Lately it's come to my attention that a few of you don't know what Christmas is. That's CRAZY talk! If you don't know what Christmas is, how can you know when to give me presents? Plus it's a touching time of year involving love and giving and all that. And presents. And fried chicken!

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[blue_bombshell]

...I don't really celebrate Christmas? I guess that's how I should put it.

[the_wildcat]

What other way is there to put it? And why not, not your religion? You got Hanukkah?

[blue_bombshell]

Birthday's on Christmas eve, remember? Why bother to celebrate two things when everyone else acts like it's one?

[the_wildcat]

Ohhhh right! You bitter or something? I guess it does kinda suck. Do you at least get better presents?

[blue_bombshell]

Nah, it's not like Christmas is mandatory or anything though everyone else gets two presents... I did get a really good present for my birthday once... but other than that, just normal stuff.

[the_wildcat]

Oooh, what was it?

[blue_bombshell]

A lapis lazuli.

[the_wildcat]

Those are the little dogs, right?

[blue_bombshell]

It's a rare jewel.

[the_wildcat]

Is that its pedigree name?

[blue_bombshell]

[rolls eyes and pats your head]

[the_wildcat]

[|D]

[blue_bombshell]

So in the end of it all... gimmie a good present.

[the_wildcat]

You better gimme one too!

[blue_bombshell]

What d'ya want, then?

[the_wildcat]

Surprise me!