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[sisterskeeper]

Camp, I know that you believe that you're very amusing, and I'm sure that you amuse yourself daily. That said, I really did not need a card 'celebrating' the fact that a year ago, I was almost burned at the stake.

I wasn't tied to the stake

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[singlecrosser]

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[sisterskeeper]

It's one of the reasons why I'm atheist.

[singlecrosser]

Yeah, you mentioned the whole anti-Catholic thing a while back.

[sisterskeeper]

Yeah, this is one of the reasons why. I do wish that camp hadn't seen fit to commemorate the experience, it wasn't one I particularly wished to remember.

[directdamage]

You were what?

[sisterskeeper]

Almost burned at the stake? It's a very uninteresting story. Involves a lot of religious fanatics.

[directdamage]

How's that "uninteresting"?

[sisterskeeper]

There's nothing involving magic or demons or anything like that - it was simply two siblings in the wrong place in the hills where backbirths are very common.

[into_thesky]

What?

[sisterskeeper]

Camp has an unfortunate sense of humour.

[into_thesky]

I know that. I was asking about getting burned at the stake.

Was that before or after you came here?

[sisterskeeper]

It was before - on a planet named Jiangyin. I doubt it will ever happen again.

[hackstheplanet]

Oh, you too? Well, it wasn't their fault, not really. There was this demon that made them do it, and they weren't really thinking about it.

[runningmouth]

[classprotector]

Be nice.

[runningmouth]

Hey, I didn't say "You are obviously nuts," I just thought it at her really really loud.

Guess this is Willow?

[classprotector]

...Huh.

[sisterskeeper]

It only happened the once!

[classprotector]

Which is really still more than most people.

[sisterskeeper]

They were inbred religious hillfolk. We're planning on not sending them Christmas cards. Well, Jayne might. Assuming he can write - I'm not convinced that he can.