In the Army?

[kick_up_a_notch]

Hello Camp Fuck U Die! This is Sanji's computer speaking. I have an important message to relay to you that you may not have known! You see, this chef has been keeping a secret from you, he's really not who he says he is!

Who is he then? He's Russel Tringham, the Imitation Alchemist, come back from the future and not wanting to tell any of

Comments

[bromantic]

...things we never knew.

[kick_up_a_notch]

...eh?

What the hell, shitty computer?!

[hasibutzi]

Hm?

[kick_up_a_notch]

Tot-san~ Do not pay attention to it, it isn't true~!

[hasibutzi]

Ah! So you don't work with the colonel?

[kick_up_a_notch]

Colonel? That other guy is actually here? I've never met him, I don't know where that shitty picture came from.

How have you been Tot-san~?

[makeroyadullboy]

...an interesting picture.

[kick_up_a_notch]

Such stately beauty~! Mellorine~!

Would you know this Colonel as well~? I don't know him but he seems to know so many pretty ladies~!

[makeroyadullboy]

The Colonel is my commanding officer.

[kick_up_a_notch]

Beautiful even when curt~! May I ask your name, madamoiselle?

[idolies]

... you're very bad at this...

[kick_up_a_notch]

Very bad at wha-

MELLORINE~~!

[idolies]

...

[kick_up_a_notch]

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[sleepfighter]

...it's cute if totaly incaurate?

[kick_up_a_notch]

Yeah, shitty computers seem to be pretty crafty.

[sleepfighter]

Aaa, but Sanji-san, it only serves to highlight your natural, shall we say, poise, instead?

[kick_up_a_notch]

Really. By making me out to be an impostor.