In the Army?

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Hello Camp Fuck U Die! This is Sanji's computer speaking. I have an important message to relay to you that you may not have known! You see, this chef has been keeping a secret from you, he's really not who he says he is!

Who is he then? He's Russel Tringham, the Imitation Alchemist, come back from the future and not wanting to tell any of

Comments

[idolies]

... you're very bad at this...

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Very bad at wha-

MELLORINE~~!

[idolies]

...

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[idolies]

How am I like non-dairy ice cream?

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The mere sight of you is an assault to the senses in the same way the taste of mellorine livens the palate. Truly a beauty~! I, the chef Sanji, am at your service Miss~~~

[idolies]

Aren't you sweet?

I'm Meer. Meer Campbell.

[kick_up_a_notch]

Meer-san~ Such a wonderfully unique name for a unique lady~

Is there anything I could prepare for you? Perhaps something sweet?

[idolies]

Sunny-side eggs, toast, strawberries and cream, a glass of juice, and a small pot of tea?

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I'll have to make sure I have some strawberries, but what Meer-san wants, Meer-san will get~!

*small time skip here, and ta-da! Wonderfully arranged food of your desire.*

[idolies]

You -- you really did it?

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I asked for a request, and you gave me one. Do enjoy the meal.

*also the strawberries may have been shaped into hearts. <3*

[idolies]

Oh, I will.

You haven't been here very long, have you?

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A few weeks, at most.

[idolies]

That would explain why you're so cheerful.

[kick_up_a_notch]

Well, if I can't do something about getting out of here, I don't see why I should mope around about it.