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[classprotector]

Look, Kon, I.

It's not that I don't love you, you know I think you're great.
So what if Clark and Robin think us getting married's a mistake.
But there are things in life for which I'd rather wait,
And it really freaks me out when you say 'hey, let's procreate.'

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What.

((ooc: Official start of musical weekend! There's not going to be an

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[_superdork_]

Is there a reason you're sin--

Waiting's all well and good when you've got a lot of time,
But nothing's ever certain in your career or mine,
There's a chance that here and now is all we've got,
And sex may be forbidden but testtubes sure are not.

[classprotector]

Sometimes it feels like we're from 2 different planets.

[_superdork_]

Hello, Krypton?

[classprotector]

Okay so we've just established my fiance's a moron.

[fromthelostdays]

*was going to what the hell at the singing, but has just heard Kon's desire to have ten kids, which she's never found out about before*

...I suggest smacking him upside the head every time he says that.

[classprotector]

Maybe I could get him one of those shock collars they have for dogs.

[_superdork_]

A shock collar?

[classprotector]

Just a thought.

[manofsteal]

♪ Methinks I'm missing something,
but maybe ignorance is bliss.
... hey! I forgot how good I can sing!
I'm kind of digging thiiiiis! ♪

[classprotector]

...oh god it's spreading.

[manofsteal]

♪ Whatsa matter babe,
don't you like my serenade?~ ♪

[_superdork_]

I really like you, Lupin,
You're one of the few counsellors who understand,
But I feel the need to point out,
we can both still break your hand.

[u_jerk]

*let's just date this at whenever the musical number ends, shall we?*

....I always knew we were the special cabin.

[_superdork_]

[u_jerk]

Hey, it can be a good thing. Sometimes.

[_superdork_]

Where is a giant rock to spend the rest of your life under when you need one?

[runningmouth]

*applause?*

[classprotector]

Shut up.

[runningmouth]

Is that any way to talk to your fans?

[classprotector]

I dunno, I've never had fans before. I'm still new at talking to them.