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[classprotector]

Look, Kon, I.

It's not that I don't love you, you know I think you're great.
So what if Clark and Robin think us getting married's a mistake.
But there are things in life for which I'd rather wait,
And it really freaks me out when you say 'hey, let's procreate.'

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What.

((ooc: Official start of musical weekend! There's not going to be an

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[runningmouth]

*applause?*

[classprotector]

Shut up.

[runningmouth]

Is that any way to talk to your fans?

[classprotector]

I dunno, I've never had fans before. I'm still new at talking to them.

[runningmouth]

I'm pretty sure you smile and nod and try not to catch the crazy.

[classprotector]

I think once I break into unrehersed musical numbers I kinda already caught it.

[runningmouth]

I think you're safe. You didn't agree to the ten kids thing.

[classprotector]

Yeah, and if I ever do I'll be expecting people to knock a lot of sense into me.

[runningmouth]

I'd offer, but I'm not known for talking sense.

[classprotector]

I'm sure someone's into violent reminders. It's a violent reminder kinda camp.

[runningmouth]

I know. Will someone please think of the children?

Besides Superboy, I mean.

[classprotector]

I don't think most of the camp's thinking about Kon.

[runningmouth]

No, they're probably thinking about sex.

[classprotector]

And they're not allowed to think about sex with Kon.

[runningmouth]

Don't worry, I don't think any of them want ten kids.

[classprotector]

Yeah, that's gonna be a hard sell for him.