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Welcome back, Lord Il Palazzo and Excel! You're awesome, Lord Il Palazzo and Excel! Hooray ACROSS!

Jul 21, 2006 21:28

So do you guys want the good news or the bad news first? Why do people even ask that? There's usually a predetermined order you have to say these things in, and it may always work on television, but in real life, letting the delivery of your punchline rest upon the shoulders of a neutral party could really ruin the effect. Lead your attack force ( Read more... )

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master_of_mon July 22 2006, 04:37:28 UTC

AWESOME what's an idiom?

Glad you're both back and safe and sound! Kinda.

latrine_orderly July 22 2006, 04:40:26 UTC

A method of better communicating with the common people!

K-kinda.

master_of_mon July 22 2006, 04:43:51 UTC

...so it's like a cell phone!

Okay, not really kinda. But so what if your boss is a kid! Better than him being a anteater or somethin'.

latrine_orderly July 22 2006, 04:48:58 UTC

Sure, why not?

I s'pose... but he doesn't remember me, Li'l Bro! Lord Il Palazzo doesn't remember me!

master_of_mon July 22 2006, 04:51:37 UTC

Ha, that's not a problem! Just knock 'em around a few times!

latrine_orderly July 22 2006, 04:54:16 UTC

NO.

master_of_mon July 22 2006, 04:56:20 UTC

Ooookay then! Uh, plan B. Try showin' him pictures and stuff?

latrine_orderly July 22 2006, 04:57:30 UTC

Pictures? What kind of pictures? I carry a photo of him with me at all times if that helps! Does that help?

master_of_mon July 22 2006, 05:01:00 UTC

Well I was kinda thinkin' more of those awesome picture books that are really funny BUT YEAH those might help! They could uh, snap his memory back or somethin'!

latrine_orderly July 22 2006, 05:08:27 UTC

...what good would that do? That's right! And then he'll trust me to take care of him while he's all small and vulnerable!

master_of_mon July 22 2006, 05:10:38 UTC

Nothin'! But they're pretty fun to look at! Exactly! Give him food too! And candy. All kids like candy!

latrine_orderly July 22 2006, 05:15:40 UTC

...well, if you think he'd like it... So I gain his trust, then lure him back into my cabin with candy...

master_of_mon July 22 2006, 05:18:49 UTC

I know he'll like it! That's the plan! I've never heard of it failin'.

latrine_orderly July 22 2006, 05:29:18 UTC

I just hope I can keep up with his education! He's a clever one, y'know! And yet somehow it leaves a bad taste in the mouth just to speak of it...

master_of_mon July 22 2006, 05:37:22 UTC

Well you don't have to be a smart guy to look at pictures! Then you should gargle!

latrine_orderly July 22 2006, 05:40:16 UTC

That's just it! He's gonna need something smarter to challenge him! Ha, I totally read 'gargle' as 'gargoyle.' Where am I gonna get a gargoyle?

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