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[toiletseat_girl]

So, am I the only person in the entire fucking camp who hasn't turned into something weird?

I mean, seriously, I'm starting to feel a little hurt. Or at least confused? Does this mean that I'm not cool enough to turn into someone other than myself? And----

----what the hell is a spinning wheel doing in the middle of the woods?

And why is it

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[u_jerk]

Fucking camp.

[toiletseat_girl]

*but you can't fuck at camp, remember*

*and that's a little too close, have some thorns and thick vines!*

[u_jerk]

*someday, I'm going to change all that*

*...of course, I'm halfway convinced that my powers run on UST so that might be bad, but they're WORKING FINE NOW, so watch as all those thorns break off!*

[toiletseat_girl]

*promises, promises*

*. . well, crap. you're a tough one, aren't you? but remember, five feet thick and the size of a small house? and can you get ones from in front of you and coming up from behind?*

[u_jerk]

*probably not until after they've walled floored me, but at that point-- ick, vegetable innards everywhere*

[toiletseat_girl]

*you = genuine threat*

*the vines hesitate a moment as if trying to decide their next move*

*then they come at you from in front, the sides, and behind, let's see if that works!*

[u_jerk]

*have broken support beams before, can probably break you if I just close my eyes and lash out at everything*

*that or I'll wind up trying out that bondage thing. we'll see how this goes*

*wtf I have no icons for this right now*

[toiletseat_girl]

*but between you, Alex, and Marius, damage has been done. they're about two feet thinner in a spot the size of a small child*

*oooh, let's try for the bondage. these vines are kinky. why else would they be so intent on keeping George?*

[u_jerk]

*pushing against the vines, trying to get to that spot...*

[toiletseat_girl]

*aaaand, trying to cut the hell out of you and/or get a good grip on you while you're doing it*

[u_jerk]

*mostly ignoring that, occasionally breaking an especially persistent vine*

[toiletseat_girl]

*that hole is now three feet deep, well done! but we're still cutting as much as we can*

*also, as soon as you actually get ahold of George, the rest of the vines will die*

[u_jerk]

*how far in is she? cause he's sort of moving semi-blindly here, one hand up to his face to keep the vines from hitting there*

[toiletseat_girl]

*you're about five feet from her, two of which are vines, the rest being empty space with a sleeping girl*

*good idea and the vines are trying to snag your legs as much as possible. but they're definitely hurting now*

[u_jerk]

*and here I thought wearing all this armor would be annoying* *kicks at the vines, too*

[toiletseat_girl]

*see? crazy camp shit can have a bright side!* *the vines start splintering*