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[toiletseat_girl]

So, am I the only person in the entire fucking camp who hasn't turned into something weird?

I mean, seriously, I'm starting to feel a little hurt. Or at least confused? Does this mean that I'm not cool enough to turn into someone other than myself? And----

----what the hell is a spinning wheel doing in the middle of the woods?

And why is it

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[scoreswithballs]

Wait, what?

[toiletseat_girl]

*sorry, George is sleeping now! but come closer, little boy . . *

[scoreswithballs]

*why do I always get attacked by plants, geez...*

[toiletseat_girl]

*I dunno, because it's fun? and on that note, say hello to the thorny rosevines of pain*

[heaven_shark]

. . . ?

[toiletseat_girl]

*what a weird little creature. whatever. do you like thorns?*

[heaven_shark]

What the-

ICE PUNCH!

*Do thorns like frost?*

[toiletseat_girl]

*not particularly, but there are plenty more where those came from*

[hidaka_ken]

..George? *hop-limping closer*

[toiletseat_girl]

*oh, hay, a bunny! but that's a little too close to the roses*

[hidaka_ken]

*blinks* Oh, come on. Do I look like a prince to you?

[toiletseat_girl]

*it's camp and they're enchanted rosebushes. as a result, they hate everyone*

[boy_and_crow]

George?

And... rose bushes.

[toiletseat_girl]

*and what on earth are you? whatever you are, that's too close*

[boy_and_crow]

Hey!

*I'm an animated skeleton, beeyotch, and I'm tearing your vines apart now D<*

[toiletseat_girl]

*lalala, you got some, but there are so many more where that came from!*

[u_jerk]

Fucking camp.

[toiletseat_girl]

*but you can't fuck at camp, remember*

*and that's a little too close, have some thorns and thick vines!*

[u_jerk]

*someday, I'm going to change all that*

*...of course, I'm halfway convinced that my powers run on UST so that might be bad, but they're WORKING FINE NOW, so watch as all those thorns break off!*

[toiletseat_girl]

*promises, promises*

*. . well, crap. you're a tough one, aren't you? but remember, five feet thick and the size of a small house? and can you get ones from in front of you and coming up from behind?*