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Apr 17, 2006 09:38

I gotta say, folks, today is a beautiful day for conquest.

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rockgoddesslave April 17 2006, 14:40:52 UTC
Indeed it is, my angel. Did you have anything specific in mind, or were you just hoping that we could convince the masses due to the beauty of the day?

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latrine_orderly April 17 2006, 14:43:04 UTC
Hey, it's always worth a shot! They gotta give into their subjugation someday! We have us an extraordinarily stubborn breed of masses here, but... hey, that's okay. It's all gonna turn out all right in the end, isn't it, Mr. Key?

...which is my own Excellish way of saying... nope! No plan whatsoever!

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rockgoddesslave April 17 2006, 15:09:05 UTC
That is too bad. But it is, of course, going to end all right, for the masses will eventually see the error of their ways and join us, for the ACROSS way is the only way for us all to peacably reach the future of our world!

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latrine_orderly April 17 2006, 15:24:02 UTC
That's right! Everything we do, we do for them! Even as we rule over them with our divine superiority, we are but slaves to the masses, public servants, even! But with better wages!

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slightly_anemic April 17 2006, 15:02:31 UTC
It is, isn't it?

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latrine_orderly April 17 2006, 15:10:23 UTC
You just gotta learn to tune out all the things that would make a normal person curl up into a little ball and weep!

You know, I believe a picnic may be an essential part of today's ACROSS agenda! After all, it's important for the masses to recognize us as the sort of people who understand the importance of communing with nature, and indeed, that we have nothing to hide despite being an ultra-secret organization!

D'ya think that sounds good enough to propose the idea to Lord Il Palazzo?

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slightly_anemic April 17 2006, 15:12:04 UTC
I think that is a very wise proposal, Senior! We should take it to Lord Il Palazzo at once.

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rockgoddesslave April 17 2006, 15:20:39 UTC
Indeed, angels! Perhaps it will help our cause!

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angelamourpeach April 17 2006, 15:08:33 UTC
It is a really pretty day, isn't it? Not too hot, not too cold...

I was thinking of getting some gardening done and getting away from the peeping, screeching babies!

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latrine_orderly April 17 2006, 15:20:51 UTC
Whatcha gardenin'?

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angelamourpeach April 17 2006, 15:22:22 UTC
Not much just yet - I still have to go out into the woods and collect some things. I want some wisteria and some flowering trees, though. Maybe some azalea bushes, too?

I know Heather and a couple of other people have vegetable gardens, but I want one that looks pretty! Maybe I could grow fruit trees, too!

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latrine_orderly April 17 2006, 15:25:56 UTC
That sounds pretty! Heh, we could all make a really nice place out of this camp, couldn't we? Ah, but I make plants die due to cruelty and neglect.

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ilpacock April 17 2006, 15:44:08 UTC
Perhaps, though I feel compelled to remind you that all days are days for conquest, regardless of aesthetic value. Nothing so insignificant as the meteorological condition should ever stand in the way of something as significant as conquest. Rain, sleet, snow, or zeppelins cannot hope to halt us in our noble quest.

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rockgoddesslave April 17 2006, 15:50:55 UTC
Of course, my lord, but some days are simply more aesthetically pleasing to conquer on. After all, we would not want to complete our conquest on a day on which it rains, for only the evil and corrupted do that, for the rain is a sign of the darkness lurking in the hearts of the conquerers.

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ilpacock April 17 2006, 15:56:44 UTC
Is it? And here I had thought rain to be a result of excessively condensed clouds.

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rockgoddesslave April 17 2006, 16:53:29 UTC
Of course, my lord, but that does not change its evil symbolism! You would not want to rule the world forever being called evil, until finally someone takes you down and stakes your head out for all the world to see! It is much better to conquer on a sunny day, then!

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kingindress April 17 2006, 15:49:12 UTC
Yeah! It is really nice outside!

... uh. What's a 'conquest'?

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latrine_orderly April 17 2006, 15:52:55 UTC
con·quest
noun
1 : the act or process of conquering
2 a : something conquered; especially : territory appropriated in war b : a person whose favor or hand has been won

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kingindress April 17 2006, 15:54:58 UTC
... oooooooh.

So, it's like when you buy something at the store?

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latrine_orderly April 17 2006, 15:58:30 UTC
A bit! It's like buying the whole WORLD at the store on a two-for-one discount and paying with a counterfeit bill! Only you're SUPPOSED to do it if you're right for it, like maybe the store owner is a mafia guy and he was EXPECTING you to come, and in the discount world there's some DRUG MONEY!

...it's like all of that except in no way shady, illegal, or immoral!

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