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Apr 17, 2006 09:38

I gotta say, folks, today is a beautiful day for conquest.

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ilpacock April 17 2006, 15:44:08 UTC
Perhaps, though I feel compelled to remind you that all days are days for conquest, regardless of aesthetic value. Nothing so insignificant as the meteorological condition should ever stand in the way of something as significant as conquest. Rain, sleet, snow, or zeppelins cannot hope to halt us in our noble quest.

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rockgoddesslave April 17 2006, 15:50:55 UTC
Of course, my lord, but some days are simply more aesthetically pleasing to conquer on. After all, we would not want to complete our conquest on a day on which it rains, for only the evil and corrupted do that, for the rain is a sign of the darkness lurking in the hearts of the conquerers.

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ilpacock April 17 2006, 15:56:44 UTC
Is it? And here I had thought rain to be a result of excessively condensed clouds.

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rockgoddesslave April 17 2006, 16:53:29 UTC
Of course, my lord, but that does not change its evil symbolism! You would not want to rule the world forever being called evil, until finally someone takes you down and stakes your head out for all the world to see! It is much better to conquer on a sunny day, then!

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ilpacock April 17 2006, 17:05:09 UTC
Somehow I doubt it will make such an impact. If a sunny day is better, it is only because it is more conducive to the activities of my operatives than less desireable conditions.

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rockgoddesslave April 17 2006, 18:24:32 UTC
Of course, my lord. I simply point out the symbolism because the world puts a great deal of store in symbolism, for why else would high school English classes be so focused on books they feel teach students to look between the lines all while brainwashing the students further?

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ilpacock April 17 2006, 18:29:05 UTC
Ah, but due to the poor state of our public educational system, it rarely the case that anything more than the brainwashing sinks through.

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rockgoddesslave April 17 2006, 18:36:43 UTC
Something which will surely be remedied immediately once ACROSS has fully conquered the world, for it is among the top of priorities. We cannot hope to have a free and uncorrupt world if we continue to brainwash the children!

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latrine_orderly April 17 2006, 18:54:20 UTC
Umm... but what if we brainwash the adults?

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ilpacock April 17 2006, 18:54:37 UTC
*idly ropes Excel and then goes back to talking to Key*

No, we can certainly not, for it is only the enlightened citizens of the world who will readily accept our rule.

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rockgoddesslave April 17 2006, 19:29:00 UTC
Precisely! History will write of us as the just, kind rulers of the universe, the ones who first introduced peace and harmony to the very stars!

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