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[bucket_o_bolts]

For those of you whom I have not met, I am C-3P0, human-cyborg relations. In honor of the season, my counterpart and I have been researching some of the customs of the area.

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[screwfate]

What are you wearing?

[bucket_o_bolts]

Artoo and I have donned the traditional garb of the "Easter Bunny."

[screwfate]

It's somewhat familiar to me.

[bucket_o_bolts]

You are of course more than welcome to join us in supervising, Master Neji. We are rather inexperienced in this custom.

[softandsmooth]

Hiding eggs is a seasonal custom?

[bucket_o_bolts]

Yes, Mistress Padme. In this culture, large rabbits hide eggs for children to find for a holiday called "Easter."

[softandsmooth]

I was under the impression that rabbits were mammals.

[bucket_o_bolts]

Yes, it is quite fascinating. It is my understanding that the rabbits are hiding eggs which they acquired from another source and then colored festively.

[yes__master]

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[mother_issues]

Not a big egg person?

[yes__master]

...

Not when they are provided by camp's fauna.

[mother_issues]

Fauna's not to be trusted, huh?

[knowing_smile]

... no, I don't think you are. Assigned to Girls 5, that is.

[bucket_o_bolts]

Ah yes, I beg your pardon. It appears to be Girls Cabin 6. I should never listen to Artoo in these matters.

[arse_nick]

Damnit Chase...

You do know the last egg we had in camp involved hatching into an acid spitting alien, right?

[bucket_o_bolts]

I beg your pardon?

[arse_nick]

How do I put this? I wouldn't touch any egg that I know doesn't come from a normal chicken because the many evil, human devouring creatures hatch out of them. And if I'm going to be mauled I'd prefer a mammal, classist of me I know...

[bucket_o_bolts]

I assure you that none of the eggs will be devouring anyone!