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[n_is_for]

I seem to have arrived at this camp shortly in the wake of a flood; everything that isn't still underwater is covered in a thick layer of silt. Given the way the silt moves disturbingly on its own, I would conclude that it is largely composed of disintegrated zombie. Unfortunately, it lacks visible eyes; how does one shoot to kill when the target

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[ryuutchi]

You. I claim you. You are now married to me.

Also, you don't get near enough hugs.

[n_is_for]

I believe that in Lousiana a court order would be required for you to marry me, as I am under sixteen; please have the appropriate documents delivered for my inspection by next Monday.

[tatooine]

*snort*

[ryuutchi]

How cute! You think you have a choice in the matter! Actually, since you're at Camp Fuck You Die, local laws don't actually apply. We're married now.

[shinnanigans]

Are you a girl? 'Cause if you're a girl, then I know why you're wearing a white shirt.

[officialbizness]

That is actually a fabulous question.

[n_is_for]

Then I am afraid it is still a mystery, as I am not, in fact, a girl.

[not_an_alien]

... Are you related to the L-panda-human? You look a bit like him, except your hair is disturbingly white.

And you don't look like a panda.

[n_is_for]

I am not to my knowledge related to him by blood, except in the most distant and general sense of us both being human.

What is disturbing about the color of my hair?

[not_an_alien]

It's so... white.

((OOC: Whiter than Eminem. >>))

[n_is_for]

You dislike the color white?

[billypilgrim]

Do you like chocolate, N?

Someone told me you like it.

[ryuutchi]

No, that's Mello, his boyfriend rival something-or-other. Mello likes chewing on things, Near likes playing darts.

[n_is_for]

I do not dislike it. Unlike some of my acquaintances, however, I do not desire to flirt with diabetes, and limit my intake.

(OOC: Mello's the chocoholic of the two, not Near. :) )

[billypilgrim]

((I know, but I wanted to see if Near would react to be called Mello.)

[justice_pie]

Near. Finally, somebody who is not absolutely crazy might make an intelligent ally.

Of course I will escort you. However, I am still somewhat hampered in my movements, being handcuffed to Raito-kun as I am. If you don't mind him tagging along, then it should not be too much of a problem. Though I do wonder if the showers are any cleaner than anything else, especially after the flood.

You have something I would like?

[not_homicidal]

I am not tagging along, I am handcuffed to you. And it is your fault!

[justice_pie]

Look on the bright side, Raito-kun! We have not yet been separated, and considering the chaos present in this camp, that is certainly a feat!

[not_homicidal]

... I fail to see how that is the "bright side."