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THE BASICS: The Middleman was an ABC family show that lasted 12 episodes and a table read/comic book. It's kind of a weird show. I talked about it before over here, where I also mentioned various appable characters, so this post is all about the one character I REALLY REALLY WANT-- The Middleman! And in case that artistcally flawless header comic didn't convince you, I came prepared.
10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD APP MY BRODAD SEXY BOSSMAN PILLOW LIPS THE MIDDLEMAN
1. His snappy remarks.
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2. His job description.
3. The fact that sometimes he's kind of dapper.
4. He's a man who really knows himself.
5. He's the most supportive boss.
6. He's a nerd.
6.5. A nerd who has canonly met the Doctor. I don't have a screencap of this so just trust me okay.
7. His alternate universe self.
8. Despite his generally pacifistic nature, he can bring the dashing heroics and quality beatdowns.
8.5. Yeah, that's totally Kevin Sorbo.
9. stupidsexyboss is available as a username
10. 5/5 soviet time travelling bears agree that this canon is wonderful.
I'M INTRIQUED! AWESOME! Then please mosy on over here to find links to the entire show. And then buy the show on DVD so that one day they'll make a movie or just more comics or something.
BUT THAT'S SO MANY EPISODES! FINE BE THAT WAY! Then I suggest watching the Cursed Tuba Contingency, which is episode 7. It's heavy on the Middleman's character, is hilarious, and you don't really need to know the rest of the episodes to get it. Plus it makes fun of CSI and Titanic.
IN CONCLUSION watch The Middleman and app this dude
c/o crisscrossing, because apping the Middleman means you get to make this face at Hanna Cross just for being himself.
~THE END~