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Jul 09, 2011 16:37

On a scale of 1 to 10, how kinky are your characters? 1 = vanilla, and 10 = the whole chicken.

serious poll

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daddyderpest July 9 2011, 06:57:42 UTC
I suppose I should answer my own poll.

Batwoman: 3

Illyria: 0? I go back and forth on if Illyria is genuinely sexually attracted to humans at all, or if being hot for Wesley is just bleed-over from the body she's inhabiting, and, if she is hot for humans, is that automatically kinky? Tentacle monster and all that.

Kaien Cross I... don't know. Single forever! I know it's implied he was attracted to someone(s) once but it's hard for me to think of Cross as a sexual being at all. You don't dress that way if you want people to ogle you. But, OTOH, if he is remotely interested in sex he's probably horrifyingly insanely kinky and re-enacts the entire thing afterwards with hand-puppets.

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velocivector July 9 2011, 07:49:38 UTC
. . . H-hand-puppets.

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daddyderpest July 9 2011, 08:07:16 UTC
Hand-puppets of love!

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bitingcynicism July 9 2011, 09:02:43 UTC
... president...

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daddyderpest July 9 2011, 09:28:55 UTC
Obviously, the real answer is: whatever would be most mortifying for the kids to find out about. XD

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