Completely the best journal to be responsible on
So it was brought to my attention that there has not been a list of current counselor jobs in a long time! Guess what my project for today has been. Related story: My eyes are crossing.
IF YOU ARE MISSING FROM THIS LIST FOR ANY REASON: You are either not listed on cfappitry or the taken counselor page and I will fix it posthaste. Oops.
Anyway!
ALL COUNSELORS AND THEIR JOBS
.hack//G.U.
- Kuhn - Erroneous Courtship Instructor
07-Ghost
- Ayanami - Public Relations Officer
- Castor - Research Librarian
- Lance - Tour Guide
Absolute Obedience
- Zhores - Russian Overlord (Livejournal complaint recipient)
Ace Attorney
- Apollo - Camp Errand Boy and Part-time Attorney
- Ema - "Forensics Investigator"
- Klavier - Stage Manager
- Phoenix - Official Voice of Reason
Air Gear
- Sora - Disabilities Counselor
Akuma no Ororon
- Othello - Big Brother Program Coordinator (CFUD Branch)
Angel
- Illyria - Tentacle Wrangler
Angel Sanctuary
- Mad Hatter - Self-esteem Counselor
- Raphael - UST Monitor
- Uriel - Obscure Rule Enforcer and Contraband Inspector
Ark Angels
- Earth - Environmental Control
Assassin's Creed
- Ezio - Camp Assassin
Axis Powers Hetalia
- China - Master of Ceremonies
- England - Grand Ambassador of Sex
- Greece - Naptime Coordinator
- Turkey - Source of a Cultural Holiday Meal (read: Thanksgiving Dinner)
- Spain - Camp High Inquisitor
Being Human
- Annie - Ghost Dustbuster
- Ivan - Twitter Supervisor
- Mitchell - Blood Addicts Anonymous Counselor
The Big Bang Theory
- Sheldon - Occupational Health and Safety Instructor.
Black Lagoon
- Balalaika - Adult Content Monitor
- Revy - Advisor in Good Life Choices
BLEACH
- Ryuuken - Camp Doctor/First Aid/Health Instructor type person
Bloody Monday
- J - Camp Head of Terrorism Prevention
- Orihara Maya - Sex Education Instructor
Brütal Legend
- Eddie Riggs - Ultimate Roadie
CLOVER
- Kazuhiko - Handyman
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion
- Cornelia - Head of the Anti-Terrorism Division (but really, Glorified Exterminator)
Community
- Britta - Camp Creature Justice Outreach Specialist
Constantine
- Gabriel - Vice Counselor
The Dark Tower
- Eddie Dean - Director of Smart Ass Commentary
DC Comics
- Barbara Gordon/Oracle - CFUD Network Administrator
- Dick Grayson/Batman - Camp’s Official Ass Model
- Karen Starr/Power Girl - Emergency Locksmith
- Kate Kane/Batwoman - Crossing Guard
- Selina Kyle/Catwoman - Gymnastics Instructor and Supplementary Pest Control
- Ted Kord/Blue Beetle - Gun Safety Instructor
DC Toonverse
- Harley Quinn - Camp psychiatrist
- Poison Ivy - Head Gardener
D.Gray-man
- Cross - Cabin Inspector
- Miranda - Trail Guide
- Tyki - Senior Dumpster Diving Instructor
Dead Like Me
- Mason - Addictions Counselor
Deadman Wonderland
- Senji - Fight Club Organizer
Demon Diary
- Eclipse - Smile Instructor
Devil May Cry
- Dante - Pizza Connoisseur
Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha
- Narumi - Time Management and Productivity Counselor
Disney Shorts
- Goofy - Fishing coach
Doctor Who (and Relations)
- The Eleventh Doctor - Last Minute Escape Coordinator
- Jack Harkness - Management trainer
Dragaera Universe
- Morrolan - Camp Supervisor of War and Festivities
- Pel - Camp Discreet
- Tezendra - Judge of Heroic Deeds
- Vlad - Assistant to the HR Department.
Dragon Knights
- Kaistern - Suicide Watch
Dragon Ball Z
- Son Goku - Martial Arts Instructor
- Tarble - Director of the Lost and Found
- Vegeta - Child Abuse Counselor
The Dresden Files
- Harry - Paranormal Investigator
Drug-On
- Dorothy - Relationship Lubricator.
- Jack - Safety Inspector
Due South
- Turnbull - Camp Secretary
Durarara!!
- Shizuo - Weight Lifting Instructor
- Izaya - Officially Unofficial Camp Fuck You Die Troll
- Namie - Clinical Drug Trial Proctor
Eden of the East
- Saki - Resident NEET
FAKE
- Dee - Physical Relations Counselor
Final Fantasy VII
- Vincent - Spokesmodel for CFUD-cosmetics.
Final Fantasy VIII
- Laguna - Man With a Machine Gun
Final Fantaxy IX
- Kuja - Head of the Theater Department
Final Fantasy XII
- Balthier - Hunt Board management
- Fran - Inter Species Relations Counselor
- Gabranth - Guard Dog
Flight of Dragons
- Peter - Draconic Ostler on Research and Kinetics
Fruits Basket
- Mayuko - Library Acquisitions & Development Supervisor
- Shigure - Camp Chronicler
Fullmetal Alchemist
- Gracia - Camp Mom
- Mrs. Curtis - SOMETHING PRESUMABLY UNRELATED TO PUNCHING BEARS IN THEIR BEAR MOUTHS
- Hughes - Family Values Counselor
Furutama
- Farnsworth - Professor of Energy Engineering
Gakuen Alice
- Anju - Conflict Resolution
Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda
- Harper - Director's Personal Secretary
- Tyr - Assertiveness Counselor
Gintama
- Gintoki - Sugar Rationer
- Hijikata - Camp Police
- Katsura - Nutritionist
- Kondo - Human - Primate Relations
Glee
- Sue - Cheerleading Coach
Gravitation
- Ryuichi - Super Shiny Vocal Instructor!
- Yuki - Creative writing instructor.
Guilty Gear
- Faust - General Wackyness Surgeon.
Hakuouki Shinsengumi Kitan
- Okita - End of Life Decisions Counselor
- Saitou - Safety Officer
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e
- Ebi - Relationship Exit Counselor
- Io - Fashion Consultant
- Umeda - Camp Doctor
Harry Potter
- Snape - Gratuitous Insensitivity Trainer (G.I.T.) and Interim Head of Poison Control
Hellboy
- Hellboy - Pest Control Officer
Highlander: The Series
- Kronos - Head of the Camp Fuck You Die Chapter of Big Brothers Big Sisters
- Methos - Graduate Assistant to the Chair of the Department of Zombie Cultural Studies
Immortal Rain
- Rain - Faith in Humanity Repository.
Indiana Jones
- Indiana Fucking Jones - Professor of Archeology
Iron Man
- Tony Stark - Technology Consultant and Inspirational Speaker
Junjou Romantica
- Kamijou - Visiting Lecturer on Undead Literature
- Nowaki - Sexy nurse
Kamen Rider Den-O
- Airi - Coffee Specialist
Kamen Rider Hibiki
- Zanki - Music Teacher/Rock Band Leader
Kamen Rider Kabuto
- Daisuke - Camp Ultimate Beautification Technician (Make-up artist)
- Yaguruma - Trash Collector
Kamen Rider Kiva
- Jirou - Massage Therapist
- Otoya - Violin Coach
- Taiga - Human Resources Management
Kamen Rider Ryuki
- Shinji - Gullible Journalist-in-Training
Kamen Rider W
- Shoutarou - Camp Private Investigator
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
- Byakuran - Trauma Counselor
- Dino - Cool Whip Instructor
- Lancia - Camp Nanny
Kingdom Hearts
- Mickey - Captain of camp’s tour boat.
- Saïx - Hardass Mission Organizer
Kuroshitsuji
- Grelle - Butler in charge of maintaining the faily functioning of camp
- Sebastian - Marcy's chef (part time)
Legal Drug
- Kakei - Safe and Legal Camp-Approved Pharmacist
Leverage
- Parker - Children’s Activities Coordinator
The Lord of the Rings
- Aragorn - Camp Tracker
- Frodo - Ring-Bearer
- Samwise - Camp Gardener
Loving Annabelle
- Simone - Poetry Teacher
Marvel Universe
- Emma - Instructor of Gifted Campers
- Rictor - Powerlessness and Hopelessness Field Instructer
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
- Neuro - Humble Camp Representative for the Great Investigator Yako.
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
- Captain K'nuckles - Creative Storyteller
Metal Gear Solid
- Para-Medic - Camp Nutritionist
Mirage of Blaze
- Naoe - Monk.
Monsters vs Aliens
- Ginormica - Monster Self-Esteem Coach
The Mummy
- Rick - Glorified Grave Robber
Nabari no Ou
- Yukimi - Camp Journinalist
Okami
- Amaterasu - Morale-Boosting Mascot
Old Spice Commercials
- The Man Your Man Could Smell Like - Freshly Scented Example of Manliness
One Piece
- Brook - Mood Enhancer and Lifter of Spirits
- Franky - Construction and Demolitions
- Nico Robin - Arms Dealer
Pandora Hearts
- Gilbert - Paranormal Investigator
- Jack - Heterosexuality Coach
- Lotti - Camp's Big Sister
- Vincent - Camp Seamstress
Pokémon
- Cynthia - Pokemon Instructor
- Oak - Pokemon Professor
The Powerpuff Girls
- Mojo Jojo - Head of Department of Redundancy Department
Psych
- Buzz - Mr. Go-Get-Em, Your Self-Confidence Buddy!
- Lassiter - Firearms Instructor
- Juliet - Official Birthday Party Coordinator
Pushing Daisies
- Ned - Cheap, overseas replacement Moogle
Resident Evil
- Claire - Youth Counselor
Saiunkoku Monogatari
- Kouyuu - Library Tour Guide
Samurai Sentai Shinkenger
- Juuzou - Dueling Instructor from Hell
- Mako - Camp Mom (Caretaker of the younger campers.)
Sengoku BASARA
- Keiji - Dance Instructor
- Sasuke - Boy Scout Troop Leader
Scott Pilgrim
- Ramona - Ninja Delivery Girl
- Roxie - Relationship Therapist
- Scott - Dishwasher
- Wallace - Professor of Bedninja Studies
Sherlock (2010)
- Holmes - Consulting Detective
Silver Diamond
- Chigusa - Hugging 101: Tips and Tricks on How to Hug
Slings and Arrows
- Geoffrey - Drama Teacher
Soul Eater
- Giriko - Hedge-trimmer.
Star Control II
- ZEX - Marcy's Public Relations Official
Star Trek (2009)
- Kirk - Camp Pimpstructor
- McCoy - Doctor, dammit, not a bricklayer
- Spock - Camp's Logic Consultant
Star Wars
- Kyle - Covert Ops Instructor
Stargate Atlantis
- Todd - Alien/Human Intermediary
Suikoden(s)
- Albert - Family Bonding Counselor
Super Mario Bros.
- Bowser - Random enemy trainer/commander.
Supernatural
- Castiel - Religious Adviser
- Crowley - Stationary Salesman
- Dean - Movie Director P.A. (Personal Assistant)
- Sam - Grief Counselor
The Sword in the Stone (1983)
- Merlyn - Tutor
Tactics
- Haruka - Instruction in the Avoidance of Bad Touch
- Kantarou - Monster Relations Advisor
- Sugino - Interim God of the Volcano
Tales of the Abyss
- Peony - Dramatic Advisor
- Jade - Moogle-Keeper and Mortuary Assistant
- Van - Personal Grooming Instructor
Tales of Symphonia
- Raine - Healing Arts Instructor
Tales of Vesperia
- Raven - Nevermore
Temeraire
- Lily - Camp's "Dear Lily" advice column writer
- Lien - Revenge Etiquette Advisor
- Perscitia - Math tutor
- Temeraire - Sex Educator for Extrahuman Youth (S.E.X.Y.)
Trinity Blood
- Abel - Spiritual Director
- Isaak - Parenting Counselor
True Blood
- Eric - UST Resolution Counselor
- Pam - Nightlife Coordinator
- Sookie - Supernatural Guidance Counselor and Resident Lie Detector
Twelve Kingdoms
- Rakushun - Guidance Counselor
Up!
- Carl - Local Lawn Enforcement
The Vampire Diaries
- Damon - Romance Advisor
Vassalord
- Rayflo - Self-Discipline Advisor
- Rayfell - Lecturer On Literature Involving COnsensual Needs
Warcraft
- Sylvanas - Camp Defensive Commander and Resident Zombie Expert
Watchmen
- Rorschach - Professor of Conspiracy Theory
The Weatherman is My Lover
- Chitose - Weather Fairy
- Koganei - Camp Newscaster
Weiß Kreuz
- Schuldig - Camp Neurological Trespasser
Xenosaga
- Citrine - Camp P.M.S. (Psionic Mentality Specialist)
Yami no Matsuei
- Oriya - Liaison to the Villainously Inclined (and secretly the Manager of the Best Little Zombie Whorehouse in Louisiana)
- Muraki - Pediatrician
- Tatsumi - Business advisor
- Touda - Fire Safety
- Tsuzuki - Selfless Food-Taster
The Wire
- Omar - Camp Censorer of Profanity and Uncensorer of Violence
Zettai Karen Children
- Hyobu - Corrupter of Super Powered Youths
Zone-00
- Benten - Owner of Bar Benten (CFUD branch)
IF YOU ARE MISSING FROM THIS LIST FOR ANY REASON: You are either not listed on cfappitry or the taken counselor page and I will fix it posthaste. Oops.
Anyway!
ALL COUNSELORS AND THEIR JOBS
.hack//G.U.
- Kuhn - Erroneous Courtship Instructor
07-Ghost
- Ayanami - Public Relations Officer
- Castor - Research Librarian
- Lance - Tour Guide
Absolute Obedience
- Zhores - Russian Overlord (Livejournal complaint recipient)
Ace Attorney
- Apollo - Camp Errand Boy and Part-time Attorney
- Ema - "Forensics Investigator"
- Klavier - Stage Manager
- Phoenix - Official Voice of Reason
Air Gear
- Sora - Disabilities Counselor
Akuma no Ororon
- Othello - Big Brother Program Coordinator (CFUD Branch)
Angel
- Illyria - Tentacle Wrangler
Angel Sanctuary
- Mad Hatter - Self-esteem Counselor
- Raphael - UST Monitor
- Uriel - Obscure Rule Enforcer and Contraband Inspector
Ark Angels
- Earth - Environmental Control
Assassin's Creed
- Ezio - Camp Assassin
Axis Powers Hetalia
- China - Master of Ceremonies
- England - Grand Ambassador of Sex
- Greece - Naptime Coordinator
- Turkey - Source of a Cultural Holiday Meal (read: Thanksgiving Dinner)
- Spain - Camp High Inquisitor
Being Human
- Annie - Ghost Dustbuster
- Ivan - Twitter Supervisor
- Mitchell - Blood Addicts Anonymous Counselor
The Big Bang Theory
- Sheldon - Occupational Health and Safety Instructor.
Black Lagoon
- Balalaika - Adult Content Monitor
- Revy - Advisor in Good Life Choices
BLEACH
- Ryuuken - Camp Doctor/First Aid/Health Instructor type person
Bloody Monday
- J - Camp Head of Terrorism Prevention
- Orihara Maya - Sex Education Instructor
Brütal Legend
- Eddie Riggs - Ultimate Roadie
CLOVER
- Kazuhiko - Handyman
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion
- Cornelia - Head of the Anti-Terrorism Division (but really, Glorified Exterminator)
Community
- Britta - Camp Creature Justice Outreach Specialist
Constantine
- Gabriel - Vice Counselor
The Dark Tower
- Eddie Dean - Director of Smart Ass Commentary
DC Comics
- Barbara Gordon/Oracle - CFUD Network Administrator
- Dick Grayson/Batman - Camp’s Official Ass Model
- Karen Starr/Power Girl - Emergency Locksmith
- Kate Kane/Batwoman - Crossing Guard
- Selina Kyle/Catwoman - Gymnastics Instructor and Supplementary Pest Control
- Ted Kord/Blue Beetle - Gun Safety Instructor
DC Toonverse
- Harley Quinn - Camp psychiatrist
- Poison Ivy - Head Gardener
D.Gray-man
- Cross - Cabin Inspector
- Miranda - Trail Guide
- Tyki - Senior Dumpster Diving Instructor
Dead Like Me
- Mason - Addictions Counselor
Deadman Wonderland
- Senji - Fight Club Organizer
Demon Diary
- Eclipse - Smile Instructor
Devil May Cry
- Dante - Pizza Connoisseur
Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha
- Narumi - Time Management and Productivity Counselor
Disney Shorts
- Goofy - Fishing coach
Doctor Who (and Relations)
- The Eleventh Doctor - Last Minute Escape Coordinator
- Jack Harkness - Management trainer
Dragaera Universe
- Morrolan - Camp Supervisor of War and Festivities
- Pel - Camp Discreet
- Tezendra - Judge of Heroic Deeds
- Vlad - Assistant to the HR Department.
Dragon Knights
- Kaistern - Suicide Watch
Dragon Ball Z
- Son Goku - Martial Arts Instructor
- Tarble - Director of the Lost and Found
- Vegeta - Child Abuse Counselor
The Dresden Files
- Harry - Paranormal Investigator
Drug-On
- Dorothy - Relationship Lubricator.
- Jack - Safety Inspector
Due South
- Turnbull - Camp Secretary
Durarara!!
- Shizuo - Weight Lifting Instructor
- Izaya - Officially Unofficial Camp Fuck You Die Troll
- Namie - Clinical Drug Trial Proctor
Eden of the East
- Saki - Resident NEET
FAKE
- Dee - Physical Relations Counselor
Final Fantasy VII
- Vincent - Spokesmodel for CFUD-cosmetics.
Final Fantasy VIII
- Laguna - Man With a Machine Gun
Final Fantaxy IX
- Kuja - Head of the Theater Department
Final Fantasy XII
- Balthier - Hunt Board management
- Fran - Inter Species Relations Counselor
- Gabranth - Guard Dog
Flight of Dragons
- Peter - Draconic Ostler on Research and Kinetics
Fruits Basket
- Mayuko - Library Acquisitions & Development Supervisor
- Shigure - Camp Chronicler
Fullmetal Alchemist
- Gracia - Camp Mom
- Mrs. Curtis - SOMETHING PRESUMABLY UNRELATED TO PUNCHING BEARS IN THEIR BEAR MOUTHS
- Hughes - Family Values Counselor
Furutama
- Farnsworth - Professor of Energy Engineering
Gakuen Alice
- Anju - Conflict Resolution
Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda
- Harper - Director's Personal Secretary
- Tyr - Assertiveness Counselor
Gintama
- Gintoki - Sugar Rationer
- Hijikata - Camp Police
- Katsura - Nutritionist
- Kondo - Human - Primate Relations
Glee
- Sue - Cheerleading Coach
Gravitation
- Ryuichi - Super Shiny Vocal Instructor!
- Yuki - Creative writing instructor.
Guilty Gear
- Faust - General Wackyness Surgeon.
Hakuouki Shinsengumi Kitan
- Okita - End of Life Decisions Counselor
- Saitou - Safety Officer
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e
- Ebi - Relationship Exit Counselor
- Io - Fashion Consultant
- Umeda - Camp Doctor
Harry Potter
- Snape - Gratuitous Insensitivity Trainer (G.I.T.) and Interim Head of Poison Control
Hellboy
- Hellboy - Pest Control Officer
Highlander: The Series
- Kronos - Head of the Camp Fuck You Die Chapter of Big Brothers Big Sisters
- Methos - Graduate Assistant to the Chair of the Department of Zombie Cultural Studies
Immortal Rain
- Rain - Faith in Humanity Repository.
Indiana Jones
- Indiana Fucking Jones - Professor of Archeology
Iron Man
- Tony Stark - Technology Consultant and Inspirational Speaker
Junjou Romantica
- Kamijou - Visiting Lecturer on Undead Literature
- Nowaki - Sexy nurse
Kamen Rider Den-O
- Airi - Coffee Specialist
Kamen Rider Hibiki
- Zanki - Music Teacher/Rock Band Leader
Kamen Rider Kabuto
- Daisuke - Camp Ultimate Beautification Technician (Make-up artist)
- Yaguruma - Trash Collector
Kamen Rider Kiva
- Jirou - Massage Therapist
- Otoya - Violin Coach
- Taiga - Human Resources Management
Kamen Rider Ryuki
- Shinji - Gullible Journalist-in-Training
Kamen Rider W
- Shoutarou - Camp Private Investigator
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
- Byakuran - Trauma Counselor
- Dino - Cool Whip Instructor
- Lancia - Camp Nanny
Kingdom Hearts
- Mickey - Captain of camp’s tour boat.
- Saïx - Hardass Mission Organizer
Kuroshitsuji
- Grelle - Butler in charge of maintaining the faily functioning of camp
- Sebastian - Marcy's chef (part time)
Legal Drug
- Kakei - Safe and Legal Camp-Approved Pharmacist
Leverage
- Parker - Children’s Activities Coordinator
The Lord of the Rings
- Aragorn - Camp Tracker
- Frodo - Ring-Bearer
- Samwise - Camp Gardener
Loving Annabelle
- Simone - Poetry Teacher
Marvel Universe
- Emma - Instructor of Gifted Campers
- Rictor - Powerlessness and Hopelessness Field Instructer
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
- Neuro - Humble Camp Representative for the Great Investigator Yako.
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
- Captain K'nuckles - Creative Storyteller
Metal Gear Solid
- Para-Medic - Camp Nutritionist
Mirage of Blaze
- Naoe - Monk.
Monsters vs Aliens
- Ginormica - Monster Self-Esteem Coach
The Mummy
- Rick - Glorified Grave Robber
Nabari no Ou
- Yukimi - Camp Journinalist
Okami
- Amaterasu - Morale-Boosting Mascot
Old Spice Commercials
- The Man Your Man Could Smell Like - Freshly Scented Example of Manliness
One Piece
- Brook - Mood Enhancer and Lifter of Spirits
- Franky - Construction and Demolitions
- Nico Robin - Arms Dealer
Pandora Hearts
- Gilbert - Paranormal Investigator
- Jack - Heterosexuality Coach
- Lotti - Camp's Big Sister
- Vincent - Camp Seamstress
Pokémon
- Cynthia - Pokemon Instructor
- Oak - Pokemon Professor
The Powerpuff Girls
- Mojo Jojo - Head of Department of Redundancy Department
Psych
- Buzz - Mr. Go-Get-Em, Your Self-Confidence Buddy!
- Lassiter - Firearms Instructor
- Juliet - Official Birthday Party Coordinator
Pushing Daisies
- Ned - Cheap, overseas replacement Moogle
Resident Evil
- Claire - Youth Counselor
Saiunkoku Monogatari
- Kouyuu - Library Tour Guide
Samurai Sentai Shinkenger
- Juuzou - Dueling Instructor from Hell
- Mako - Camp Mom (Caretaker of the younger campers.)
Sengoku BASARA
- Keiji - Dance Instructor
- Sasuke - Boy Scout Troop Leader
Scott Pilgrim
- Ramona - Ninja Delivery Girl
- Roxie - Relationship Therapist
- Scott - Dishwasher
- Wallace - Professor of Bedninja Studies
Sherlock (2010)
- Holmes - Consulting Detective
Silver Diamond
- Chigusa - Hugging 101: Tips and Tricks on How to Hug
Slings and Arrows
- Geoffrey - Drama Teacher
Soul Eater
- Giriko - Hedge-trimmer.
Star Control II
- ZEX - Marcy's Public Relations Official
Star Trek (2009)
- Kirk - Camp Pimpstructor
- McCoy - Doctor, dammit, not a bricklayer
- Spock - Camp's Logic Consultant
Star Wars
- Kyle - Covert Ops Instructor
Stargate Atlantis
- Todd - Alien/Human Intermediary
Suikoden(s)
- Albert - Family Bonding Counselor
Super Mario Bros.
- Bowser - Random enemy trainer/commander.
Supernatural
- Castiel - Religious Adviser
- Crowley - Stationary Salesman
- Dean - Movie Director P.A. (Personal Assistant)
- Sam - Grief Counselor
The Sword in the Stone (1983)
- Merlyn - Tutor
Tactics
- Haruka - Instruction in the Avoidance of Bad Touch
- Kantarou - Monster Relations Advisor
- Sugino - Interim God of the Volcano
Tales of the Abyss
- Peony - Dramatic Advisor
- Jade - Moogle-Keeper and Mortuary Assistant
- Van - Personal Grooming Instructor
Tales of Symphonia
- Raine - Healing Arts Instructor
Tales of Vesperia
- Raven - Nevermore
Temeraire
- Lily - Camp's "Dear Lily" advice column writer
- Lien - Revenge Etiquette Advisor
- Perscitia - Math tutor
- Temeraire - Sex Educator for Extrahuman Youth (S.E.X.Y.)
Trinity Blood
- Abel - Spiritual Director
- Isaak - Parenting Counselor
True Blood
- Eric - UST Resolution Counselor
- Pam - Nightlife Coordinator
- Sookie - Supernatural Guidance Counselor and Resident Lie Detector
Twelve Kingdoms
- Rakushun - Guidance Counselor
Up!
- Carl - Local Lawn Enforcement
The Vampire Diaries
- Damon - Romance Advisor
Vassalord
- Rayflo - Self-Discipline Advisor
- Rayfell - Lecturer On Literature Involving COnsensual Needs
Warcraft
- Sylvanas - Camp Defensive Commander and Resident Zombie Expert
Watchmen
- Rorschach - Professor of Conspiracy Theory
The Weatherman is My Lover
- Chitose - Weather Fairy
- Koganei - Camp Newscaster
Weiß Kreuz
- Schuldig - Camp Neurological Trespasser
Xenosaga
- Citrine - Camp P.M.S. (Psionic Mentality Specialist)
Yami no Matsuei
- Oriya - Liaison to the Villainously Inclined (and secretly the Manager of the Best Little Zombie Whorehouse in Louisiana)
- Muraki - Pediatrician
- Tatsumi - Business advisor
- Touda - Fire Safety
- Tsuzuki - Selfless Food-Taster
The Wire
- Omar - Camp Censorer of Profanity and Uncensorer of Violence
Zettai Karen Children
- Hyobu - Corrupter of Super Powered Youths
Zone-00
- Benten - Owner of Bar Benten (CFUD branch)