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The cannibals are pining in their souls, guys. It is because a certain pink-haired demon who is made of awesome has left them. This is TERRIBLE. It must be fixed immediately.
THE EMBRYON WANTS YOU.
Isn't beserk form sexy? I THINK SO.
There are so many amazing things about Argilla that I'm not even going to go into them all. I will attempt to capture them in a few brief sentences and pictures. I'll start with the words first: she's snarky and flirty and bitter and caring. She has a lot of hope but few illusions. She brings up most of the tough questions in the first game - what makes a comrade, why are we here, what are we doing devouring each other - and manages to move past them without letting them lose their importance to her, to live and grow and be kickass. She isn't a jesus, but she cares about people. She can fuck you up with magic like you would not believe. She makes connections with people fast and hard and fights for them against impossible odds. She loves her comrades. She can eat you with her boobs.
I WILL REITERATE.
And talk with them. Yes.
Now, apping Argilla gives you certain automatic benefits that should make you start scrambling for your Windows Notepad immediately. Chief among them is the undying love (both ooc and ic!) of these lovely people.
Look how awesome they all look with their togetherness. YOU WILL HAVE MANY PRIVILEGES AMONG THESE FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS. Among them include hugging Sera and Serph, endless wry to tense snark wars with Heat, joking around with Cielo, and grabbing Gale by the chin and attempting to shake sense into him while he goes :| at you. They will not attempt to eat you at any time, though Heat will attempt to feed people to you if he thinks you are not being conscientious enough about your nutrition. HE'LL JUST GRAB THAT GUY OVER THERE, NO WORRIES.
WHO ELSE CAN DO THIS TO GALE? VERY FEW PEOPLE THAT IS WHO. Look at that :| face.
INCLUDED WITH THE ARGILLA APP is a free sexy girlfriend. This is a classy toppy badass hot chick who will be all over you because, as Argilla, you will be just that cool. She doesn't know much about being a good girlfriend yet, but she wants to learn, and will probably do so with the same determination that made her an awe-inspiring spoilers in canon. It is a hilariously warm and fluffy relationship in some ways. Come be adorable and hot with Jinana, we all want you to.
Not pictured: atma.
Slightly less compelling but still worth mentioning is a failed novelist turned terrorist demon alcoholic. He has a crush on you and is pretty. This is an opportunity to top Zazzle really, really hard. And she just redid his icons. Look at that iconpage. Mmm, glasses.
Observe Roland's terrorist camo pants.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST. You have an eternal rival in camp. He's a bitch. SUCH A BITCH. His name is Bat and he wears fishnet shirts and thongs and he makes your girlfriend sad. We will help you eat him.
Just look at that smirk on his face. Biiiitch. Come help us eat Bat.
IF YOU ARE NOT CONVINCED YET THE DIGITAL DEVIL SAGA CAST WILL BEG YOU FOR A WHILE, I PROMISE. AND MAKE YOU SHINY THINGS. You could app her by Valentine's Day and maybe even do an amazing intro full of love and sparkles and possible voring. The cast would welcome you with open arms.
TRUST ME. There is a beautiful sexy niche just waiting for you to fill it with the kickass which is our last remaining comrade.
APP ARGILLA
THE EMBRYON WANTS YOU.
Isn't beserk form sexy? I THINK SO.
There are so many amazing things about Argilla that I'm not even going to go into them all. I will attempt to capture them in a few brief sentences and pictures. I'll start with the words first: she's snarky and flirty and bitter and caring. She has a lot of hope but few illusions. She brings up most of the tough questions in the first game - what makes a comrade, why are we here, what are we doing devouring each other - and manages to move past them without letting them lose their importance to her, to live and grow and be kickass. She isn't a jesus, but she cares about people. She can fuck you up with magic like you would not believe. She makes connections with people fast and hard and fights for them against impossible odds. She loves her comrades. She can eat you with her boobs.
I WILL REITERATE.
And talk with them. Yes.
Now, apping Argilla gives you certain automatic benefits that should make you start scrambling for your Windows Notepad immediately. Chief among them is the undying love (both ooc and ic!) of these lovely people.
Look how awesome they all look with their togetherness. YOU WILL HAVE MANY PRIVILEGES AMONG THESE FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS. Among them include hugging Sera and Serph, endless wry to tense snark wars with Heat, joking around with Cielo, and grabbing Gale by the chin and attempting to shake sense into him while he goes :| at you. They will not attempt to eat you at any time, though Heat will attempt to feed people to you if he thinks you are not being conscientious enough about your nutrition. HE'LL JUST GRAB THAT GUY OVER THERE, NO WORRIES.
WHO ELSE CAN DO THIS TO GALE? VERY FEW PEOPLE THAT IS WHO. Look at that :| face.
INCLUDED WITH THE ARGILLA APP is a free sexy girlfriend. This is a classy toppy badass hot chick who will be all over you because, as Argilla, you will be just that cool. She doesn't know much about being a good girlfriend yet, but she wants to learn, and will probably do so with the same determination that made her an awe-inspiring spoilers in canon. It is a hilariously warm and fluffy relationship in some ways. Come be adorable and hot with Jinana, we all want you to.
Not pictured: atma.
Slightly less compelling but still worth mentioning is a failed novelist turned terrorist demon alcoholic. He has a crush on you and is pretty. This is an opportunity to top Zazzle really, really hard. And she just redid his icons. Look at that iconpage. Mmm, glasses.
Observe Roland's terrorist camo pants.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST. You have an eternal rival in camp. He's a bitch. SUCH A BITCH. His name is Bat and he wears fishnet shirts and thongs and he makes your girlfriend sad. We will help you eat him.
Just look at that smirk on his face. Biiiitch. Come help us eat Bat.
IF YOU ARE NOT CONVINCED YET THE DIGITAL DEVIL SAGA CAST WILL BEG YOU FOR A WHILE, I PROMISE. AND MAKE YOU SHINY THINGS. You could app her by Valentine's Day and maybe even do an amazing intro full of love and sparkles and possible voring. The cast would welcome you with open arms.
TRUST ME. There is a beautiful sexy niche just waiting for you to fill it with the kickass which is our last remaining comrade.
APP ARGILLA