Counselor joblist

Nov 08, 2008 17:14

Since as far as I know no one's done it yet, updated list of the current counselors' jobs.


Harley Quinn - Camp Psychiatrist
Ishida Ryuuken- Camp Doctor
Komui Lee - Head Mechanic And Supervisor Of Such Undermechanics As May Come To Assist Him In His Great And Glorious Role
Constable Renfield Turnbull - RCMP recruitment and training official! Camp Secretary
Il Palazzo - Grief counselor
Dee Laytner - Activities Coordinator
Sohma Ayame - Guidance Counselor
Izumi Curtis - Camp Cook
Umeda Hokuto - Camp Doctor
Albus Dumbledore - Counsellors' Coordinator
Gwendal von Walde - Relationship Therapist
Shibuya "Jennifer" Miko - Home economics
Sha Gojyo - Sex Ed Counselor
Nicholas D. Wolfwood - Counselling/Firearms Trainer
Vash the Stampede - Localized Disaster WEATHERMAN.
Tatsumi Seiichirou - Business advisor
Tsuzuki Asato - Selfless Food Taster

Rupert Everett Giles - Computer Network Analyst
Hiro Nakamura - Audience/Camper liason
Marvin - Backup Loudspeaker
Albert Silverberg - Family Bonding Counselor
Sohma Shigure - Camp Chronicler
Sohma Hatori - Psychotherapist
Dr. Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy) - Head Gardener
Hidan - "Religious Advisor"
Daisy Adair - Drama Department
Kyouraku Shunsui - Philosophical Advisor
Watari Yutaka - Chairman of the Camp Fuck You Die Institutional Review Board of Biomedical Ethics
Touda - Fire Safety
Hellboy - Pest Control Officer
His Majesty Peony Ulpala Malkuth the Ninth - Dramatic Advisor
Dan Hiri Weller - Field and Wildlife Instructor
Abel Nightroad - Religious Advisor
Randy "Ryo" Maclean - Trip Leader

Ando Masahashi - Internet Policeman
Cloud Strife - Minigame Manager (see your new Chocobo Stables for info)
Yozak Gurrier - Instructor in the Proper Method of Infiltration and How Not To Be Seen
Jemmy J. Adams ("JJ") - Assistant Activities Coordinator
Kurogane - Anger Management Counselor
Cornelia li Britannia - Head of the Anti-Terrorism Division (but really, Glorified Exterminator)
Raphael - UST Monitor
Nigredo aka Gaignun Kukai - Camp Philanthropist
Ziva David - Self-defense Trainer
Jin Uzuki - Cultural Studies Teacher
Yuki Eiri - Creative writing instructor
Dr. Dmitri Yuriev - Clone Councilor
Hazel Grosse - Grief Counselor
Canaan - Official: Betrayal Counselor / Unofficial: Spy for the Director
Shiouji Gojyou - Local Organizer of the Logical Integrity of Computerized Organic Neurons (LOLICON) aka Save State/Moogle Admin
Denny Colt, alias The Spirit - Resurrection Instructor
Jean-François de Morangias - Hunting trainer
Livio the Doublefang - Bodyguard (for hire)
Seamus Zelazny Harper - Director's Personal Secretary
Death - Chief Overseer of Life Force Management
Brook - Mood Enhancer and Lifter of Spirits
Ticky Mikk - Keeper of the Dead

Superbi Squalo - Hair Care Instructor
Maleficent Faery - EVIL 101
Takeuchi Sora - Disabilities Counselor
Jack Skellington - Pumpkin King/Official Skeleton in Camp's Closet
Nii Jienyi - Vulgarity Monitor
Aeris Gainsborough - Flower Girl
Shinichi Chiaki - Camp Conductor/Harmonizer
Nozomu Itoshiki - Emergency Management Officer
Tifa Lockheart - Official Distributor of Ass-Kicking / Self-defense instructor

Spike - Morale Booster
Ichihara Yuuko - Overseer of Lost and Found Items
Blue Beetle - Public Service Announcer
Booster Gold - Head Cheerleading Coach
The Master - Surveyor of Future Projects
Lexaeus - Conflict Mediator
Sebastian Michaelis - Camp's Answer to Martha Stewart
Riff - Head of Rent-A-Butler's Camp Fuck You Die Branch
Roland - Inter-Species Relations
Shawn Spencer - Psychic Detective
Citrine - Camp P.M.S. (Psionic Mentality Specialist)
Makigami Ine - Physiotherapist

Anissina von Khrennikov - Designer of Innovative Technology
Takano Miyo - Brain Surgeon
Corporal Giroro - Self-Defense for Young Women
Morrolan e'Drien - Camp Supervisor of War and Festivities
Raine Sage - Healing Arts Instructor
Pi - Quality Control Analyst
Tohma Seguchi - Music Tyrant Instructor/Director
Harry Dresden - Wizard for hire
Kuhn - Erroneous Courtship Instructor
Lancia - Camp Nanny
Sherlock Holmes - Administrator of Camp's Single Grain of Common Sense
Claude K. Winchester - Motivational Counselor
Frau - Official Prohibitioner of Excessively Offensive Materials for Minors Under the Age of 12 21
Faust - General Weirdness Surgeon

Ladd Russo - Assertiveness Training
Jean Havoc - Tolerance Counselor
Roy Mustang - Advisor On Using Good Looks And Charm To Get What You Want In Life
Gourry Gabriev - Women's Studies Instructor
Yuri Hyuga - Chapel gargoyle
Genjo Sanzo - Idiocy Control
Captain Jack Harkness - Abstinence Enforcer
The Boss - Improving Morale
Koumyou Sanzo - Origami Instructor
Apollo Justice - Assistant Defense Attorney. . .and Pool Boy. of JUSTICE!!
Klavier Gavin - Stange Manager
Arsène Lupin III - Mary Sue/Gary Stu Detoxification Specialist
Jenna Angel - Camp Critic
Ianto Jones - Head Tea Boy for the CFUD Tourist Office
Ise Nanao - Camp Librarian
Lockon Stratos - Professional Big Brother
Carlton Lassiter - Firearms Instructor
Hajun Cho - Science Teacher/Tutor
Castor - Research Librarian
Kyle Katarn - Covert Ops Instructor
Gan Ning styled Xingba - Offical Go-Between for the Import and Export of Any Bootlegged Material This Side of the Mississippi
Allen Francis Doyle - Remedial studies teacher and demonic heritage counselor
Himura Kenshin - Laundry Boy
Peter Petrelli - Youth Mutant Career Advisor
Nathan Petrelli - Camp Fuck You Die's Favorite Son
Naked Snake - Host of radio show "Snake Eating"
Donna Noble - Camp Wedding Planner
Van Grants - Personal Grooming Instructor
Toshiko Sato - Fixer of Those Damned Laptops
Elle Bishop - Electroshock Therapy
Kratos Aurian - Swordplay instructor
Senji Kiyomasa - Fight Club Organizer
Ryomou Shimei (Lu Meng Ziming) - Home Care Specialist
Vincent Valentine - Spokesmodel for CFUD-cosmetics
Harry Lockhart - Narrator
Ichinomiya Kantarou - Monster Relations Advisor
Haruka - Instruction in the Avoidance of Bad Touch
Dr. Franken Stein - Zombie Repair Man
Aleister Crowley - Evil Minion Babysitter
Rociel - Negative Motivational Counselor
Katan - Doomed Romantic Relationship Advisor
Mushu - Official Gong Ringer Manliness Adviser
Kastor Auberlane - Riding Instructor
Dark Ace - Sword Fighting Instructor
Petros Orsini - Peacekeeper
Tony Stark A.K.A. "Iron Man" - Engineering Instructor
Hal "Otacon" Emmerich - Grief Counselor
Solid Snake - Mandatory Man of Mystery
Joker - Backup Gravity (in case of failure of the Laws of Physics)
Byakuran - Trauma Counselor
Mason - Addictions Counselor
Amidamaru - Surveillance
"Deadpool" Wade T. Wilson - Master of Asshattery; Quip Tutor
Sumeragi Lee Noriega - Drinking Supervisor
Miakis - Bodyguard-for-hire
Thobari Dulandal Kumohira - Ninja Club Advisor
Vamp - Creative Problem Solving Through Interpretive Dance
King Bowser Koopa - Random enemy trainer/commander
Cecile Croomy - Official Coordinator of Tuesday Rations
Takemoto Yuta - Failed Relationship Counselor
Deborah Morgan - Camp Cop
Bason - Horseback Combat Instructor
Ganondorf Dragmire - Swim Coach
Goofy Goof - Fishing coach
Ayanami - Public Relations Officer
Kate Spencer, aka Manhunter - Manager of Important Legal Files
Hisagi Shuuhei - Chief Editor for "Camp Fuck Your Newsletter"

Aaand I think that's it! If I'm missing anyone let me know.

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