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SO COLETTE PIMPED OUT TALES OF SYMPHONIA A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. TOS IS INDEED A GLORIOUS SERIES AND YOU SHOULD READ IT AND PLAY IT AND APP EVERYONE IN IT WHO IS NOT ALREADY IN CAMP! BUT THIS PIMPING POST IS NOT FOR EVERYONE, ONLY FOR THOSE BRAVE SOULS WHO WOULD DARE TO APP ONE SINGLE, SOLITARY MAN.
WHO IS THAT MAN, YOU ASK? THAT MAN IS YUAN, SYMPHONIA'S RESIDENT 4000-YEAR-OLD GYPPED BOYFRIEND.
YOU KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD APP YUAN, GUYS? BECAUSE YUAN IS BADASSERY INCARNATE.
...OH MY, I'M SORRY, HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?
I MEAN, HE'S REALLY BADASSERY INCARNATE.
LOOK AT THAT LIGHTNING OF FURY, YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THAT ENORMOUS ... BLADE HE CONTROLS THE LIGHTNING WITH. HIS COUNSELOR JOB COULD BE 'CAMP POWER PLANT.'
BUT WAIT! YOU SAY. Surely there must be more to this man than jumping around looking stern yet mighty fine? Why, yes, there is.
You see, way back in the days of yore, Yuan was the resident ANGRY TSUNTSUN HALF-ELF of Mithos's party. He was topped by everyone! Even Kratos would tease him once in a while. Unfortunately for him, he was in love with Mithos's sister and also swore to PROVE MITHOS'S QUEST FOR RACIAL EQUALITY TO BE HYPOCRITICAL!1 because he was kind of a retarded shounen retard of retardom who hated oppressive humans.
Namco gives us plenty of opportunity to see how silly Yuan was in the past. ♥ The rest of Tales of Fandom: One Other Symphony can be found over here! It's deliciously spoilery if you haven't played the game, but includes such highlights as Yuan standing broodily in a beautiful field of flowers. And Yuan ANGRILY CONTRADICTING MITHOS, then backtracking hastily when Martel agrees with what Mithos says. And Yuan ... being manipulated by Mithos over jan-ken-pon. Etc.
The truth is that Mithos loved Yuan loving his sister, you guys. So much that he used to make them delicious meals.
And let them have plenty of quality time together. Look how awesome deaging could be!
4000 YEARS LATER, MITHOS STILL FUCKING LOVES YUAN, YOU GUYS. LOOK HOW WELL HE TREATS HIM, HE'S ONE OF HIS TOP HENCHMEN AND EVERYTHING.
(Fast-forward to 0:55 or so--you're here to be awed by Yuan, not Mithos. 8()
...who am I kidding, he's seriously topped. :( You know you want to play the guy Mithos constantly rags on for still being in love with his sister. HE RAGS ON HIM SO MUCH THAT HE FORGETS TO ABUSE GENIS WHILE DOING IT. AND LESS GENIS ABUSE IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING.
SAVE A SHOUTA, APP YUAN.
WHO IS THAT MAN, YOU ASK? THAT MAN IS YUAN, SYMPHONIA'S RESIDENT 4000-YEAR-OLD GYPPED BOYFRIEND.
YOU KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD APP YUAN, GUYS? BECAUSE YUAN IS BADASSERY INCARNATE.
...OH MY, I'M SORRY, HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?
I MEAN, HE'S REALLY BADASSERY INCARNATE.
LOOK AT THAT LIGHTNING OF FURY, YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THAT ENORMOUS ... BLADE HE CONTROLS THE LIGHTNING WITH. HIS COUNSELOR JOB COULD BE 'CAMP POWER PLANT.'
BUT WAIT! YOU SAY. Surely there must be more to this man than jumping around looking stern yet mighty fine? Why, yes, there is.
You see, way back in the days of yore, Yuan was the resident ANGRY TSUNTSUN HALF-ELF of Mithos's party. He was topped by everyone! Even Kratos would tease him once in a while. Unfortunately for him, he was in love with Mithos's sister and also swore to PROVE MITHOS'S QUEST FOR RACIAL EQUALITY TO BE HYPOCRITICAL!1 because he was kind of a retarded shounen retard of retardom who hated oppressive humans.
Click to viewNamco gives us plenty of opportunity to see how silly Yuan was in the past. ♥ The rest of Tales of Fandom: One Other Symphony can be found over here! It's deliciously spoilery if you haven't played the game, but includes such highlights as Yuan standing broodily in a beautiful field of flowers. And Yuan ANGRILY CONTRADICTING MITHOS, then backtracking hastily when Martel agrees with what Mithos says. And Yuan ... being manipulated by Mithos over jan-ken-pon. Etc.
The truth is that Mithos loved Yuan loving his sister, you guys. So much that he used to make them delicious meals.
And let them have plenty of quality time together. Look how awesome deaging could be!
4000 YEARS LATER, MITHOS STILL FUCKING LOVES YUAN, YOU GUYS. LOOK HOW WELL HE TREATS HIM, HE'S ONE OF HIS TOP HENCHMEN AND EVERYTHING.
(Fast-forward to 0:55 or so--you're here to be awed by Yuan, not Mithos. 8()
...who am I kidding, he's seriously topped. :( You know you want to play the guy Mithos constantly rags on for still being in love with his sister. HE RAGS ON HIM SO MUCH THAT HE FORGETS TO ABUSE GENIS WHILE DOING IT. AND LESS GENIS ABUSE IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING.
SAVE A SHOUTA, APP YUAN.