YOU... YOU TRICKED ME!!1!
In this post I whore really hard for my wife. With pictures.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Videl.
So maybe she doesn't look like a badass female fighter who fights criminals for the police when they're scared. And maybe the pigtails make her look like a sweet little girl who would never dare stalk down the new kid and then blackmail him into teaching her his secrets. If there is only one thing I can teach you today, it should be that WOMEN TOP. No male in Dragonball will ever be in possession of his own testicles.
Ever.
First of all: Videl is a midget. She is teeny tiny. Forgive the terrible scan; the computer attached to my scanner is cockblocking my attempts to scan in these chapters.
In case you are wondering about height comparisons, Gohan is 5'6. At best. But her midget height doesn't stop her from topping.
SHE IS ALSO VERY CAPABLE OF FIGHTING. She breaks some guy's neck without really trying to. o wife u so strong n manly~ I mean. He puts it BACK, but still. You should watch that fight and THEN try to say she isn't badass. Because she is.
SHE IS ALSO OUTRAGEOUSLY STUBBORN. Who else engages the DBZ equivalent of Lü Bu of their own will? NO ONE. NO ONE IS THAT STUPID. EXCEPT VIDEL. She will beat his ass or get raped trying. In the end, her status as rapist is revived. Why? Because Gohan's balls are not his own, that's why.
SHE IS ALSO SUPER EXCITED ABOUT FIGHTING CRIME. Even time-traveling crime from a universe far, far away. Even fighting in Saiyaman spandex. Sometimes, she's just super excited, BUT THAT'S OKAY.
She makes it hot.
Let's face it. If you thought one Saiyaman was bad, two are just beautiful.
She also loves her family! A LOT!
YELLING IS LOVE RIGHT? RIGHT. THAT'S HOW WE IN THE SHOUNEN SERIES SHOW AFFECTION. BY BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF ONE ANOTHER.
She grows up real pretty and let's face it, if I can't interest you with all this, I can't interest you at all. :'( Unless you want me to not let you get molested.
Later on she will grow up to do things like get hitched, have a baaaaaaaby bread, TRY TO KILL HER DAUGHTER (icon related ♥), and apparently learn to cook. But really I just want a badass midgetwife who will STALK ME and THREATEN ME and BLACKMAIL ME and. And. And how does that not sound cool.
APP MY WIFE. I can get you bad scans of her six volumes of manga, and I can send you episodes in which she appears. Or the movies. Oooh the movies are great.
So in closing I desire my bride. :(b
ALSO!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DO NOTHING BUT THIS. JUST DO THIS. Click here, and you will find a teaser trailer for the new LIVE ACTION DRAGONBALL Z MOVIE that kind of kills me in my soul. G....Goku is not an emo high school kid wandering the halls in his Old navy sweater asfhj.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Videl.
So maybe she doesn't look like a badass female fighter who fights criminals for the police when they're scared. And maybe the pigtails make her look like a sweet little girl who would never dare stalk down the new kid and then blackmail him into teaching her his secrets. If there is only one thing I can teach you today, it should be that WOMEN TOP. No male in Dragonball will ever be in possession of his own testicles.
Ever.
First of all: Videl is a midget. She is teeny tiny. Forgive the terrible scan; the computer attached to my scanner is cockblocking my attempts to scan in these chapters.
In case you are wondering about height comparisons, Gohan is 5'6. At best. But her midget height doesn't stop her from topping.
SHE IS ALSO VERY CAPABLE OF FIGHTING. She breaks some guy's neck without really trying to. o wife u so strong n manly~ I mean. He puts it BACK, but still. You should watch that fight and THEN try to say she isn't badass. Because she is.
SHE IS ALSO OUTRAGEOUSLY STUBBORN. Who else engages the DBZ equivalent of Lü Bu of their own will? NO ONE. NO ONE IS THAT STUPID. EXCEPT VIDEL. She will beat his ass or get raped trying. In the end, her status as rapist is revived. Why? Because Gohan's balls are not his own, that's why.
SHE IS ALSO SUPER EXCITED ABOUT FIGHTING CRIME. Even time-traveling crime from a universe far, far away. Even fighting in Saiyaman spandex. Sometimes, she's just super excited, BUT THAT'S OKAY.
She makes it hot.
Let's face it. If you thought one Saiyaman was bad, two are just beautiful.
She also loves her family! A LOT!
YELLING IS LOVE RIGHT? RIGHT. THAT'S HOW WE IN THE SHOUNEN SERIES SHOW AFFECTION. BY BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF ONE ANOTHER.
She grows up real pretty and let's face it, if I can't interest you with all this, I can't interest you at all. :'( Unless you want me to not let you get molested.
Later on she will grow up to do things like get hitched, have a baaaaaaaby bread, TRY TO KILL HER DAUGHTER (icon related ♥), and apparently learn to cook. But really I just want a badass midgetwife who will STALK ME and THREATEN ME and BLACKMAIL ME and. And. And how does that not sound cool.
APP MY WIFE. I can get you bad scans of her six volumes of manga, and I can send you episodes in which she appears. Or the movies. Oooh the movies are great.
So in closing I desire my bride. :(b
ALSO!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DO NOTHING BUT THIS. JUST DO THIS. Click here, and you will find a teaser trailer for the new LIVE ACTION DRAGONBALL Z MOVIE that kind of kills me in my soul. G....Goku is not an emo high school kid wandering the halls in his Old navy sweater asfhj.