ACROSS EVENT

[ilpacock]

So it occurs to me that in all my time of playing crazy would-be camp-conquerers, they've never actually gotten to conquer the camp. This must be remedied for the sake of ACROSS pride! SO HERE'S THE IDEA: The Director is going on vacation! But as the responsible caretaker she is, she isn't just going to leave the camp unattended. That's why she'll be signing it over to Lord Il Palazzo! (ilu biz ♥)

Obviously, he's not going to let campers leave or start makin' babies or anything else that people would actually want to happen or, y'know, improve the masses' quality of life. Because that would be silly.

I AM THINKING THINGS LIKE THIS:

• Giant statues of Il Palazzo (duh)
• Brainwashin' aplenty!
• Setting up zombie night schools so the lower class can receive proper education
• You now pay rent in order to fund said zombie night schools
• Counselor career reevaluation sessions
• Cancellation of the no sex rule... in order to impliment a superior "no first base" rule!
• FINAL BOSS BATTLE probably directly resulting from said rule
• Various other forms of dickery as they occur to me! \o/

So uh. Basically it will be like any other day in that my characters will run around and piss your characters off, but different in that they'll actually be effective at it.

As for the timing... well, that depends on Biz, and I was too distracted playing Fire Emblem to write this post in a timely manner so she already went to bed. Oops. BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK GUYS, BEST IDEA EVER Y/Y?