oh noes not another srs pole

[aquatofana]

I'm bored liek whoa. And we all know what that means.

SERIOUS POLL: What is your character's family like? How many people are in it, are they close, are they a trauma button, are they dead, etc?

Comments

[darkasthe]

... l-lol

[deusvobiscum]

I. I mean really.

[attorneyatlol]

*CLUTCHES ARM*

[haphazardace]

SERIOUSLY, though. Let me sum it up in two sentences or less!

Sakuraba is an only child! He gets kind of :/ over both his parents being out of the house a lot, but he keeps himself busy with sports and his team and all that good stuff, so he's good for the most part.

Akito has his bitches. I ... don't think much more needs to be said! Oh yeah, she wants her cousin but is pissed and possessive over another cousin and sleeps with that cousin because she can and bitches when her first cousin sleeps with his mom. FUCKERS.

Koutarou has a sister, I think? NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE HERE.

Edgeworth has daddy emo lol. Von Karma l-lol.

Hei, uh, is obsessed with finding his sister, Bai, and has a big, huge sister complex. :|b

[long_dragon]

:'(

[long_dragon]

OH WAIT I HADN'T SEEN YOUR WHITED OUT TEXT

NEVERMIND o/

[but_a_wolf]

<--- first cousin. ♥

[labellesansbra]

.... did you mean to say "when her first cousin sleeps with his mom?" or "her"

[labellesansbra]

Damnit my HTML I'm not fixing that. It's Shigure-niisan's fault.

[darkasthe]

I didn't have it whited out at first, so I avoided stuff. And then I did and changed most but not all

STFU, I'M TIRED >:

[labellesansbra]

.... I 'M SORRY about that also IT'S just amusing Ilu <3

(I feel obligated:

[Cheri] F-F-FREUDIAN SLEEP?
[Cheri] ,,,
[Cheri] slip

[marezydoats]

While the common belief was that Shigure's MILF complex came from Sohma Ren, it was surprisingly not true. Although it was undeniable that he'd had sex with Akito's sultry mother, the truth was that there was another mom that had captured his heart first. Or at least, his hard-on. Yes, it was true--Shigure had some very special memories of his first time, when his mother had caught him masturbating and he'd ended up having sex with her.

His father was, of course, none the wiser.

[labellesansbra]

THIS IS NOT MY FAULT

[marezydoats]

OH YES IT IS

[but_a_wolf]

[MURDINATES]

[marezydoats]

No es mi culpa!