DIET COCK

[gunsmoking]

In honour of Ikki's tiny penis, this is a serious poll where you can discuss your character's length at length.

And for extra fun, rank them in size from biggest to smallest.

Comments

[superbeastly]

LET'S SEE.

AS THEY ARE NOW:
Akira
Dietrich
Trowa
Adam
Laura

...also I want to say "ADAM HAS A MASSIVE COCK" just to see if it pings Fran. Er. But he's 11. SO MAYBE WHEN HE'S OLDER. LOLOL.

They're all pretty close in size though, I bet. Just.

... just.

... yeah.

ps: all of them are bigger than Ikki. Even Laura.

[fingeroflife]

S-sigh, my life is hard, etc.

...platonically hard.

[worthtempting]

...you are a terrible person and I love you.

[fingeroflife]

I figured I'd pre-empt, since it was so obvious.

[an_antichrist]

How hard is the question.

[fingeroflife]

Depending on how you interpret, either too hard or not nearly hard enough.

Unrelatedly and decidedly OOC, agedup!Adam is hot. I approve.

[an_antichrist]

XD

Hellboy made most of them \o/

[fingeroflife]

XD

I noticed the attributions, yes. \o/ When are you ageing him up?

[an_antichrist]

Sometimes around when counselors should be showing up >D

[fingeroflife]

Awesome. >D

[worthtempting]

...I keep telling myself I should not want to hit it. AND YET.

[superbeastly]

I refuse to believe Trowa or Dietrich has a larger penis. :| REFUSE. That's how.