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This was coming from a mile away, and I was going to whore soon anyway, but then counselors were announced so I decided to do it SOONER now that all of the characters behind the cut can and should totally be in camp.
Firstly and most importantly, you can buy all three Xenosaga games for really cheap on Amazon. Xenosaga Episode I, Xenosaga Episode II and Xenosaga Episode III
Sum spoilers ahead. :Db THERE ARE ABOUT 30 PEOPLE IN HERE WHO NEED YOU TO APP THEM. I'm already whoring, so why not whore BIG.
Gaignun Kukai (counselor)
This is Gaignun! Yes relation, though a somewhat complex one and according to the rest of the world, Jr.'s adoptive dad! :Db In reality, [ his little brother~ ] He is tall, dark (hence the real name Nigredo~), handsome, charismatic and has the power to brainsex you and manipulate you with his voice (which is, hotly enough, Crispin Freeman in the dub and Mikako Takahashi in the original), oh you wacky U.R.T.V.s, you.
Despite his rebellious nature, he bottoms to his father who gives him a constant headache. He and Jr. also have the hottest chicks ever, and he doesn't mind some occasional nudity during epic emo moments. LOEV GAIGNUN SO MUCH, need brother #669 in camp. T^T
Albedo Piazzolla (counselor)
This is Albedo! :D Jr.'s [ little ] brother who loved him so much they were attached at birth... and then after that he clinged to him like he was anyway. Albedo is kind of really crazy, but at the same time super smrt and educated and really likes it when you hurt him, making for the best battles in Xenosaga II. (and if you ever wanted to simply hear Crispin Freeman orgasm? Click that 8D)
Albedo loev Jr., and enjoys frightening little girls who are modeled after a girl who he doesn't like because she was a HO who always FLIRTED with Jr. and GRRR. Albedo is a U.R.T.V with the power of regeneration, which means even as a child, he scared the shit out of his brothers by shooting his own head off, and enjoys ripping it off with his bare hands in front of previously mentioned little girls.
Has some of the most awesome and sometimes disturbing lines about using bodies and actions like licking his finger while talking about "damaging" MOMO (D:). Also likes to be a suparhero!!11, but this is all why we love him so, and why he should totally be in camp.
Also, having a harem must be in the U.R.T.V. gene pool.
Allen Ridgeley (counselor)
This be Allen, the lovable dork who bottoms to pretty much everyone in the series. He is crazy in love with the female lead of the game, but is sort of pathetic. All he wants is sum Chief action but sadly he never gets any love back. Up until game III, where he becomes the Chief of the KOS-MOS project, he ukes to Shion by being her Vice Chief.
Allen unwillingly becomes the Professor's Assistant #2, which totally works since he's BFF with Scott, iyan~. Despite his fail, Allen can rise to the situation and fuck some shit up. Allen would be a HILARIOUS ADDITION TO CAMP FUCK YOU DIE, so app him!
Also Allen is my bitch. Srsly.
Jin Uzuki (counselor)
This is JIN, Shion's older brother who, according to her is a "no good brother" who wastes his time on lame things! Jin cannot keep a job for more than six months because he keeps changing careers, because he is that much of a winner at life, he must do EVERYTHING THERE IS TO DO much to the dismay of his sister.
Jin is a samurai who likes to show off some sexy leg while swordfighting with his ETERNAL RIVAL!!!1, Margulis. He's also gay for chaos. Likes stealing important data and getting it lost inside the data banks of srs Realians, and apparently couldn't please his ex-girlfriend Pellegri.
WINK!
IN SHORT, Jin is awesome and would be fabulous in camp. And probably apt to change his counselor job every six months or so. Go go Jin-san.
KOS-MOS (camper)
This be KOS-MOS, Shion's lesbian android friend who packs a ton of power. She has big guns, big "guns", and a stomach-vagina that sucks things into it. INCLUDING YOU.
She has pretty red eyes that sometimes turn blue, but that's because she [ is really the vessel for the spirit of Mary Magdalene, partner of the Messiah, oh snap! ] She also KILLS PEOPLE in her way if they lower the chances of her hitting something to protect Shion, she is all about the logic.
APP HER! So she can come to camp and wonder how the hell it EXISTS with the way it works.
Mary Godwin (camper)
Mary! Mary is Shelley's younger sister, and Jr.'s right hand woman on the Durandal. Cheery but badass with a sexy southern accent, she aspires to be a comedian one day, and wants Jr. to do it with her. NOT THERE FOR YOUR MIDGET JOKES OKAY!!!1
No but really, she loev Jr. despite his height deficiency, and can even sometimes top him. She and her sister were saved by Gaignun years ago, when they were test subjects for various drugs, and now they're part of the BEST ORGANIZATION EVAR. (bias, what bias?)
MOMO (camper)
MOMO~ Realian daughter of a galaxy-wide-known madman who created her in the image of his deceased daughter, Sakura. Though MOMO isn't a mirror image of the girl in attitude; despite her little pink outward appearance, she can kick your ass and has magical-girl-type transformation attacks.
She's the smart little tack who gave Ziggurat 8 his well known nickname of Ziggy, LIEK A PUPPY~. Of course her downfall is being modeled after a girl who a wacky U.R.T.V. hates, so being kidnapped and frightened (and later hand-penetrated >:) so hard she faints is all in a day's schedule for MOMO.
PS she's my ho so you should totally app her guys.
Ziggy (counselor)
This be Ziggurat 8! Also and more commonly known as Ziggy. Ziggy is a cyborg who [ killed himself in his human life, after his wife and son were killed ] (see Pied Piper's story. it RULES. :Db) With original intent to eventually become a whole machine, he meets our cast and we meet his creamy center which makes him instead undergo life-extension for MOMO, who is totally his not-daughter.
He has awesome lines such as "Death is rest for the soul. Who was it that said that? If the body did not die, and the fears borne in the mind just continued to pile up, the world would be nothing more than an eternal prison." and packs some big gun action. He also has the BEST SWIMSUIT EVER in the game and fighting battles with it is fabulous. He should come to camp because he would make an awesome camp dad. He already has a not-family that is awesome and ADORABLE, if not hilarious. (cyborg with no penis, widow of a madman, created-in-image-of-dead-girl Realian daughter)
Also Jr. luv old man look I made a montage.
Matthews (counselor)
Matthews! Captain of the Elsa and SUPER AWESOME BADASS. Formerly a Galaxy Federation marine, he owes a crazy ass debt to the Kukai Foundation, and has the best hat ever. Despite this exterior, he is goo inside and likes a band known as the Seraphim Sisters, and luvs the droids he has stationed on his ship. Tops his crew hard with occasional cursing and head-kicking.
Professor Haksheen White & Assistant Scott (counselors)
The most hilarious characters ever. So OTP that they get whored for together. The Professor is crazy and, as a side-quest for the games, makes you a giant Power Rangers-type godmoding robot if you find the parts... while Scott worries about his drinking problems. They later join up with the Elsa and Professor tops Allen and dubs him Assistant #2. They are adorable and really this image says it all.
The professor is also a GENIUS. No. Really.
Shelley Godwin (counselor)
Shelley! Older sister of Mary Godwin, and was also rescued by Gaignun years back when she was a test subject for drugs, EMO! She's the Durandal's navigator, and she can navigate my galaxy any day. No, seriously, she is so damned pretty.
Her and Mary have their own fan club, too, because they're that hot. NPCs also ask you for their measurements. She's well aware of Jr.'s compensation problems, too.
Dmitri Yuriev (counselor)
BASTARD!!!!!!11 I mean, this is Dmitri Yuriev! Father of the 669 U.R.T.V. cloneshoutas and leader of the Yuriev Institute. Tricks GOD (and also wants to top him) by living for hundreds of years by transferring his spirit into new bodies, even his own sons aren't exempt!! Like his sons, however, he has had sexy female Realian secretaries and his own (sexy) daughter as a bodyguard. ... LOOK OUT SHELLEY AND MARY.
His body in the past was also terrifying. D:
Citrine (counselor)
Jr.'s sister, and one of the rare female U.R.T.V.s, who according to her, top the boys and are SO MUCH SUPERIOR because of their mtDNA. She's a bitch with an attitude, and will cut you. Is also daddy Dmitri's assassin girl, aw~.
Like Gaignun, she was also created to kick Jr.'s Red Dragony ass. Brother-killing, what a way to bond with a sibling!
Shion Uzuki (counselor)
Our heroine! Chief of the KOS-MOS project, smart little lady and younger sister of Jin Uzuki, who she likes to yell at and call no-good, poor Jin, so abused. Shion sees visions of little girls and has ghosts of organ-giving Realians speaking to her, suffers from weird headaches and faints about sixty-billion times.
She's gay for her android, and one mean pilot, she will tell you to STFU if you are out of line if she sees it fit. Also likes to cocktease Allen by nakeding at him from the shower.
Sakura Mizrahi (camper)
Jr. is somewhat topped by girls, but this girl by far tops him the most. Poor Sakura suffered from central nervous system shut down thanks to the U.M.N. and Jr. and the U.R.T.V.s all dove into her subconscious to try and help her out. Her and Jr. emo'd but also cuted during these times. Even after fourteen/fifteen years she still spiritually tops Jr.
Even though she captured the heart of one U.R.T.V., the case is not the same for a certain other one... :( She also is a PIANO MASTER!!!1
Miyuki Itsumi (camper)
Miyuki! The cheerful, bouncy system programmer in Vector. She's hot for weapons and is always super excited in her pants when it's time to try out a new one. Probably wants Shion's body, and also tops Allen, but who doesn't? Despite being SEEMINGLY childish or clumsy, she's yet to screw something up, and is damned dependable, also a pretty badass pilot. SO APP HER she'd be so much fun to play in camp. MOAR UPBEAT CHARACTERS FTW.
T-elos (camper)
A new and badass weapon that looks just like KOS-MOS! Gasp! Like KOS-MOS, T-elos was created [ for Mary Magdalene's reawakening. Only unlike KOS-MOS, T-elos looks closer to Mary as 80% of the body is the actual reanimated body of Mary. 8D ] Also has boob cannons.
T-elos will cut you open and eat your organs, she tops almost the whole cast at once. Also, she's really hot.
Canaan (counselor)
This r srs Realian, this be srs pimp post. Canaan is a special Enhanced Memory Realian who has a hand/glove fetish. Carried out a sexy mission with chaos during the Miltian Conflict to gather up and touch the U.R.T.V.s, and wound up meeting Jin, who was all "I have SECRET DATA. here you hold this" then some random black cloud was all "Y HALO THAR" and somehow the data gets hidden somewhere inside him and even he can't access it. It's BURDENSOME Canaan just wants it out of his head!
Canaan is also a great fighter, and one of his battle quotes is "I'm a premature ejaculator" "It'll only take three minutes!" Looked like a relative of Yzak in his past form.
Febronia (camper)
Feb is a Realian who likes haunting Shion and helping her OVERCOME HER BOUNDARIES and such. Once upon a time she was her nanny-type figure on Old Miltia. She also helps a sexy soldier named Luis Virgil when he is wounded, despite him being "THE ENEMY!!", and like any nice person would do, she offers her body parts to him right then and there. Then there is woobie fluffy love, and then some crazy shit happens which is why she harasses Shion in spirit in present time. And orders Shion to free (read: MURDERIZE) her beloved sisters, Cecily and Cathe.
Feb is a soft-spoken, kind-hearted Realian, so naturally she tops even the strongest people in this series in a heartbeat.
Margulis (counselor)
Jin Uzuki's ETERNAL RIVAL!!11 Kidnaps little Realian girls, and is apparently so pimp that he doesn't NEED EYEBROWS for hot women to want his manly body. To boot, he's so smokin' that he shows it off with strategically-placed swords. Margulis is unknowingly topped by Wilhelm, and constantly just-bested by Jin, who Margulis luvs so much he even has a petname for him.
Fondles his sword.
Juli Mizrahi (counselor)
Juli! A member of the Subcommittee, and widow of Joachim Mizrahi, galaxy-wide known madman! The legal mother of MOMO, although at first she shuns her because it's kind of hard having a girl resembling your dead daughter prancing around, no? Eventually, she warms up to MOMO and treats her more like a second daughter rather than a replacement.
Also had ties to Jr. in the past through her daughter Sakura, so her and Ziggy need to get married so Jr. and MOMO can and they can have the weirdest family ever. Even though the poor gal can't get much physically from a cyborg who is all metal from the waist down.
Tony (counselor)
Tony! Also KOYASU! Tony is the helmsman of the Elsa, who gets off on near-death situations. He is awesome at what he does, and deserves some loving for this; look, even he thinks so.
He knows kung-fu, bitches, and can also pop a cap in your ass when the situation arises. Despite seeming like a COMPLETELY STRAIGHT woman-appreciating person, there are things like this and an NPC who is his ex and talks smack about him doing guys. O Tony.
Hammer (counselor)
Hammer is the navigator of the Elsa and a networking wiiiiz. A dorky guy who gets kicked around by the Captain a lot, he needs to get laid so he stops being a necro at floating bodies in space. Him and Tony occasionally argue over the control of the ship, but he loves him rly, see?
Luis Virgil (counselor)
A hardened soldier (SEKITOMO~) who huffs Realians. Forget your cowboys, Virgil REALLY wishes he could quit yew, Realians, since he has DME addiction from their fleeeeeesh. Is killed in a really lame way by KOS-MOS just because he was standing in her way, hey, I'd be pissed off too.
Years ago he met Febronia, who gave him her organs as a token of luv, and then she died and he was emo and angry which is why he says he hates Realians. But give Feb-ghost five minutes with him, and he's totally topped.
Helmer (counselor)
Former General of the Federation army, Helmer is now representative of Second Miltia's Galaxy Federation Government. Helmer is AWESOME, and called for the rescue of the U.R.T.V.s, and later helped Gaignun and Jr. establish the Kukai Foundation. Helmer's got connections with everyone, because he is that cool.
He also says "UUUUUUUU-DOOOOOOOOOOO" a lot in the games. Helmer/U-DO OTP? (yes Helmer tops)
Kevin Winnicot (counselor)
Shion's late lover-boy, who was killed by his own creation, KOS-MOS when it activated and kind of went batshit on everyone. He was an adorable child with an emo past. He is [ the Red Testament, and Wilhelm's bitch. So no just because he's dead to Shion doesn't mean he's dead, he's still human! Just in imaginary space and alive thanks to Wilhelm who gave him POWERS. ] JUDO-CHOPS arms off.
Pellegri (counselor)
Margulis's ho, and Jin's ex. Part of the Big Giant Plot To Return to the Homeland. She's one badass babe with a hot E.S. craft and some nice weapons. She has two lackeys who always fail at life, as most who come to battle your main characters do. Left Jin because he could not FULLFULL HER NEEDS.
Voyager (counselor)
Voyager is possibly secretly Voldemort, only with a nose. No not really but he has crazy ties with Ziggy (read Pied Piper :D) and [ killed his wife and son! See? ] so Ziggy hates him. And you'd think the feeling would be mutual but Voyager is actually pretty gay for him.
He DEFLECTS BULLETS and can air-choke a bitch.
Doctus (counselor)
An agent for the underground group that h8s Vector, Scientia. At first she's all kicking KOS-MOS's ass and stuff but after the events in Xenosaga: A Missing Year, she tops Shion and together they sneak into Vector to steal information. Doctus is so secret that her body is actually an android controlled by her from a SECRET LOCATION that barely anybody knows. She also likes speaking in random Latin.
Here are two awesome promotional videos. The Xenosaga Animation is on CrunchyRoll and here. OSTs from the series HERE and also HERE, the music is fabulous.
Here's a random Power Rangers crack video. And an actual really awesome one. And since chaos found this last night I MUST PIMP IT TOO cracky flash video.
And I have a post here with more links to cool stuff for interested parties. 8D
I'm open to any XS beta'ing, silver.duelist at gmail - even though I kinda suck at it but. ): I also realize I was going to offer to send in any counselor apps since the submit-window is only two hours, but I realized that I most likely won't be around on that time on a Friday. If this changes I will of course mention it. >D Cause I wanna help any potential appers in any way I can lols whore for canon.
In closing, Xenosaga is an amazing series with an amazing cast and amazing music and you should all really give it a go! And then app so we can have wacky shenanigans together. You can totally beat all three games by the time counselors open. :Db
Firstly and most importantly, you can buy all three Xenosaga games for really cheap on Amazon. Xenosaga Episode I, Xenosaga Episode II and Xenosaga Episode III
Sum spoilers ahead. :Db THERE ARE ABOUT 30 PEOPLE IN HERE WHO NEED YOU TO APP THEM. I'm already whoring, so why not whore BIG.
Gaignun Kukai (counselor)
This is Gaignun! Yes relation, though a somewhat complex one and according to the rest of the world, Jr.'s adoptive dad! :Db In reality, [ his little brother~ ] He is tall, dark (hence the real name Nigredo~), handsome, charismatic and has the power to brainsex you and manipulate you with his voice (which is, hotly enough, Crispin Freeman in the dub and Mikako Takahashi in the original), oh you wacky U.R.T.V.s, you.
Despite his rebellious nature, he bottoms to his father who gives him a constant headache. He and Jr. also have the hottest chicks ever, and he doesn't mind some occasional nudity during epic emo moments. LOEV GAIGNUN SO MUCH, need brother #669 in camp. T^T
Albedo Piazzolla (counselor)
This is Albedo! :D Jr.'s [ little ] brother who loved him so much they were attached at birth... and then after that he clinged to him like he was anyway. Albedo is kind of really crazy, but at the same time super smrt and educated and really likes it when you hurt him, making for the best battles in Xenosaga II. (and if you ever wanted to simply hear Crispin Freeman orgasm? Click that 8D)
Albedo loev Jr., and enjoys frightening little girls who are modeled after a girl who he doesn't like because she was a HO who always FLIRTED with Jr. and GRRR. Albedo is a U.R.T.V with the power of regeneration, which means even as a child, he scared the shit out of his brothers by shooting his own head off, and enjoys ripping it off with his bare hands in front of previously mentioned little girls.
Has some of the most awesome and sometimes disturbing lines about using bodies and actions like licking his finger while talking about "damaging" MOMO (D:). Also likes to be a suparhero!!11, but this is all why we love him so, and why he should totally be in camp.
Also, having a harem must be in the U.R.T.V. gene pool.
Allen Ridgeley (counselor)
This be Allen, the lovable dork who bottoms to pretty much everyone in the series. He is crazy in love with the female lead of the game, but is sort of pathetic. All he wants is sum Chief action but sadly he never gets any love back. Up until game III, where he becomes the Chief of the KOS-MOS project, he ukes to Shion by being her Vice Chief.
Allen unwillingly becomes the Professor's Assistant #2, which totally works since he's BFF with Scott, iyan~. Despite his fail, Allen can rise to the situation and fuck some shit up. Allen would be a HILARIOUS ADDITION TO CAMP FUCK YOU DIE, so app him!
Also Allen is my bitch. Srsly.
Jin Uzuki (counselor)
This is JIN, Shion's older brother who, according to her is a "no good brother" who wastes his time on lame things! Jin cannot keep a job for more than six months because he keeps changing careers, because he is that much of a winner at life, he must do EVERYTHING THERE IS TO DO much to the dismay of his sister.
Jin is a samurai who likes to show off some sexy leg while swordfighting with his ETERNAL RIVAL!!!1, Margulis. He's also gay for chaos. Likes stealing important data and getting it lost inside the data banks of srs Realians, and apparently couldn't please his ex-girlfriend Pellegri.
WINK!
IN SHORT, Jin is awesome and would be fabulous in camp. And probably apt to change his counselor job every six months or so. Go go Jin-san.
KOS-MOS (camper)
This be KOS-MOS, Shion's lesbian android friend who packs a ton of power. She has big guns, big "guns", and a stomach-vagina that sucks things into it. INCLUDING YOU.
She has pretty red eyes that sometimes turn blue, but that's because she [ is really the vessel for the spirit of Mary Magdalene, partner of the Messiah, oh snap! ] She also KILLS PEOPLE in her way if they lower the chances of her hitting something to protect Shion, she is all about the logic.
APP HER! So she can come to camp and wonder how the hell it EXISTS with the way it works.
Mary Godwin (camper)
Mary! Mary is Shelley's younger sister, and Jr.'s right hand woman on the Durandal. Cheery but badass with a sexy southern accent, she aspires to be a comedian one day, and wants Jr. to do it with her. NOT THERE FOR YOUR MIDGET JOKES OKAY!!!1
No but really, she loev Jr. despite his height deficiency, and can even sometimes top him. She and her sister were saved by Gaignun years ago, when they were test subjects for various drugs, and now they're part of the BEST ORGANIZATION EVAR. (bias, what bias?)
MOMO (camper)
MOMO~ Realian daughter of a galaxy-wide-known madman who created her in the image of his deceased daughter, Sakura. Though MOMO isn't a mirror image of the girl in attitude; despite her little pink outward appearance, she can kick your ass and has magical-girl-type transformation attacks.
She's the smart little tack who gave Ziggurat 8 his well known nickname of Ziggy, LIEK A PUPPY~. Of course her downfall is being modeled after a girl who a wacky U.R.T.V. hates, so being kidnapped and frightened (and later hand-penetrated >:) so hard she faints is all in a day's schedule for MOMO.
PS she's my ho so you should totally app her guys.
Ziggy (counselor)
This be Ziggurat 8! Also and more commonly known as Ziggy. Ziggy is a cyborg who [ killed himself in his human life, after his wife and son were killed ] (see Pied Piper's story. it RULES. :Db) With original intent to eventually become a whole machine, he meets our cast and we meet his creamy center which makes him instead undergo life-extension for MOMO, who is totally his not-daughter.
He has awesome lines such as "Death is rest for the soul. Who was it that said that? If the body did not die, and the fears borne in the mind just continued to pile up, the world would be nothing more than an eternal prison." and packs some big gun action. He also has the BEST SWIMSUIT EVER in the game and fighting battles with it is fabulous. He should come to camp because he would make an awesome camp dad. He already has a not-family that is awesome and ADORABLE, if not hilarious. (cyborg with no penis, widow of a madman, created-in-image-of-dead-girl Realian daughter)
Also Jr. luv old man look I made a montage.
Matthews (counselor)
Matthews! Captain of the Elsa and SUPER AWESOME BADASS. Formerly a Galaxy Federation marine, he owes a crazy ass debt to the Kukai Foundation, and has the best hat ever. Despite this exterior, he is goo inside and likes a band known as the Seraphim Sisters, and luvs the droids he has stationed on his ship. Tops his crew hard with occasional cursing and head-kicking.
Professor Haksheen White & Assistant Scott (counselors)
The most hilarious characters ever. So OTP that they get whored for together. The Professor is crazy and, as a side-quest for the games, makes you a giant Power Rangers-type godmoding robot if you find the parts... while Scott worries about his drinking problems. They later join up with the Elsa and Professor tops Allen and dubs him Assistant #2. They are adorable and really this image says it all.
The professor is also a GENIUS. No. Really.
Shelley Godwin (counselor)
Shelley! Older sister of Mary Godwin, and was also rescued by Gaignun years back when she was a test subject for drugs, EMO! She's the Durandal's navigator, and she can navigate my galaxy any day. No, seriously, she is so damned pretty.
Her and Mary have their own fan club, too, because they're that hot. NPCs also ask you for their measurements. She's well aware of Jr.'s compensation problems, too.
Dmitri Yuriev (counselor)
BASTARD!!!!!!11 I mean, this is Dmitri Yuriev! Father of the 669 U.R.T.V. cloneshoutas and leader of the Yuriev Institute. Tricks GOD (and also wants to top him) by living for hundreds of years by transferring his spirit into new bodies, even his own sons aren't exempt!! Like his sons, however, he has had sexy female Realian secretaries and his own (sexy) daughter as a bodyguard. ... LOOK OUT SHELLEY AND MARY.
His body in the past was also terrifying. D:
Citrine (counselor)
Jr.'s sister, and one of the rare female U.R.T.V.s, who according to her, top the boys and are SO MUCH SUPERIOR because of their mtDNA. She's a bitch with an attitude, and will cut you. Is also daddy Dmitri's assassin girl, aw~.
Like Gaignun, she was also created to kick Jr.'s Red Dragony ass. Brother-killing, what a way to bond with a sibling!
Shion Uzuki (counselor)
Our heroine! Chief of the KOS-MOS project, smart little lady and younger sister of Jin Uzuki, who she likes to yell at and call no-good, poor Jin, so abused. Shion sees visions of little girls and has ghosts of organ-giving Realians speaking to her, suffers from weird headaches and faints about sixty-billion times.
She's gay for her android, and one mean pilot, she will tell you to STFU if you are out of line if she sees it fit. Also likes to cocktease Allen by nakeding at him from the shower.
Sakura Mizrahi (camper)
Jr. is somewhat topped by girls, but this girl by far tops him the most. Poor Sakura suffered from central nervous system shut down thanks to the U.M.N. and Jr. and the U.R.T.V.s all dove into her subconscious to try and help her out. Her and Jr. emo'd but also cuted during these times. Even after fourteen/fifteen years she still spiritually tops Jr.
Even though she captured the heart of one U.R.T.V., the case is not the same for a certain other one... :( She also is a PIANO MASTER!!!1
Miyuki Itsumi (camper)
Miyuki! The cheerful, bouncy system programmer in Vector. She's hot for weapons and is always super excited in her pants when it's time to try out a new one. Probably wants Shion's body, and also tops Allen, but who doesn't? Despite being SEEMINGLY childish or clumsy, she's yet to screw something up, and is damned dependable, also a pretty badass pilot. SO APP HER she'd be so much fun to play in camp. MOAR UPBEAT CHARACTERS FTW.
T-elos (camper)
A new and badass weapon that looks just like KOS-MOS! Gasp! Like KOS-MOS, T-elos was created [ for Mary Magdalene's reawakening. Only unlike KOS-MOS, T-elos looks closer to Mary as 80% of the body is the actual reanimated body of Mary. 8D ] Also has boob cannons.
T-elos will cut you open and eat your organs, she tops almost the whole cast at once. Also, she's really hot.
Canaan (counselor)
This r srs Realian, this be srs pimp post. Canaan is a special Enhanced Memory Realian who has a hand/glove fetish. Carried out a sexy mission with chaos during the Miltian Conflict to gather up and touch the U.R.T.V.s, and wound up meeting Jin, who was all "I have SECRET DATA. here you hold this" then some random black cloud was all "Y HALO THAR" and somehow the data gets hidden somewhere inside him and even he can't access it. It's BURDENSOME Canaan just wants it out of his head!
Canaan is also a great fighter, and one of his battle quotes is "I'm a premature ejaculator" "It'll only take three minutes!" Looked like a relative of Yzak in his past form.
Febronia (camper)
Feb is a Realian who likes haunting Shion and helping her OVERCOME HER BOUNDARIES and such. Once upon a time she was her nanny-type figure on Old Miltia. She also helps a sexy soldier named Luis Virgil when he is wounded, despite him being "THE ENEMY!!", and like any nice person would do, she offers her body parts to him right then and there. Then there is woobie fluffy love, and then some crazy shit happens which is why she harasses Shion in spirit in present time. And orders Shion to free (read: MURDERIZE) her beloved sisters, Cecily and Cathe.
Feb is a soft-spoken, kind-hearted Realian, so naturally she tops even the strongest people in this series in a heartbeat.
Margulis (counselor)
Jin Uzuki's ETERNAL RIVAL!!11 Kidnaps little Realian girls, and is apparently so pimp that he doesn't NEED EYEBROWS for hot women to want his manly body. To boot, he's so smokin' that he shows it off with strategically-placed swords. Margulis is unknowingly topped by Wilhelm, and constantly just-bested by Jin, who Margulis luvs so much he even has a petname for him.
Fondles his sword.
Juli Mizrahi (counselor)
Juli! A member of the Subcommittee, and widow of Joachim Mizrahi, galaxy-wide known madman! The legal mother of MOMO, although at first she shuns her because it's kind of hard having a girl resembling your dead daughter prancing around, no? Eventually, she warms up to MOMO and treats her more like a second daughter rather than a replacement.
Also had ties to Jr. in the past through her daughter Sakura, so her and Ziggy need to get married so Jr. and MOMO can and they can have the weirdest family ever. Even though the poor gal can't get much physically from a cyborg who is all metal from the waist down.
Tony (counselor)
Tony! Also KOYASU! Tony is the helmsman of the Elsa, who gets off on near-death situations. He is awesome at what he does, and deserves some loving for this; look, even he thinks so.
He knows kung-fu, bitches, and can also pop a cap in your ass when the situation arises. Despite seeming like a COMPLETELY STRAIGHT woman-appreciating person, there are things like this and an NPC who is his ex and talks smack about him doing guys. O Tony.
Hammer (counselor)
Hammer is the navigator of the Elsa and a networking wiiiiz. A dorky guy who gets kicked around by the Captain a lot, he needs to get laid so he stops being a necro at floating bodies in space. Him and Tony occasionally argue over the control of the ship, but he loves him rly, see?
Luis Virgil (counselor)
A hardened soldier (SEKITOMO~) who huffs Realians. Forget your cowboys, Virgil REALLY wishes he could quit yew, Realians, since he has DME addiction from their fleeeeeesh. Is killed in a really lame way by KOS-MOS just because he was standing in her way, hey, I'd be pissed off too.
Years ago he met Febronia, who gave him her organs as a token of luv, and then she died and he was emo and angry which is why he says he hates Realians. But give Feb-ghost five minutes with him, and he's totally topped.
Helmer (counselor)
Former General of the Federation army, Helmer is now representative of Second Miltia's Galaxy Federation Government. Helmer is AWESOME, and called for the rescue of the U.R.T.V.s, and later helped Gaignun and Jr. establish the Kukai Foundation. Helmer's got connections with everyone, because he is that cool.
He also says "UUUUUUUU-DOOOOOOOOOOO" a lot in the games. Helmer/U-DO OTP? (yes Helmer tops)
Kevin Winnicot (counselor)
Shion's late lover-boy, who was killed by his own creation, KOS-MOS when it activated and kind of went batshit on everyone. He was an adorable child with an emo past. He is [ the Red Testament, and Wilhelm's bitch. So no just because he's dead to Shion doesn't mean he's dead, he's still human! Just in imaginary space and alive thanks to Wilhelm who gave him POWERS. ] JUDO-CHOPS arms off.
Pellegri (counselor)
Margulis's ho, and Jin's ex. Part of the Big Giant Plot To Return to the Homeland. She's one badass babe with a hot E.S. craft and some nice weapons. She has two lackeys who always fail at life, as most who come to battle your main characters do. Left Jin because he could not FULLFULL HER NEEDS.
Voyager (counselor)
Voyager is possibly secretly Voldemort, only with a nose. No not really but he has crazy ties with Ziggy (read Pied Piper :D) and [ killed his wife and son! See? ] so Ziggy hates him. And you'd think the feeling would be mutual but Voyager is actually pretty gay for him.
He DEFLECTS BULLETS and can air-choke a bitch.
Doctus (counselor)
An agent for the underground group that h8s Vector, Scientia. At first she's all kicking KOS-MOS's ass and stuff but after the events in Xenosaga: A Missing Year, she tops Shion and together they sneak into Vector to steal information. Doctus is so secret that her body is actually an android controlled by her from a SECRET LOCATION that barely anybody knows. She also likes speaking in random Latin.
Here are two awesome promotional videos. The Xenosaga Animation is on CrunchyRoll and here. OSTs from the series HERE and also HERE, the music is fabulous.
Here's a random Power Rangers crack video. And an actual really awesome one. And since chaos found this last night I MUST PIMP IT TOO cracky flash video.
And I have a post here with more links to cool stuff for interested parties. 8D
I'm open to any XS beta'ing, silver.duelist at gmail - even though I kinda suck at it but. ): I also realize I was going to offer to send in any counselor apps since the submit-window is only two hours, but I realized that I most likely won't be around on that time on a Friday. If this changes I will of course mention it. >D Cause I wanna help any potential appers in any way I can lols whore for canon.
In closing, Xenosaga is an amazing series with an amazing cast and amazing music and you should all really give it a go! And then app so we can have wacky shenanigans together. You can totally beat all three games by the time counselors open. :Db