Caesar and I were talking and. Well. We suddenly realized there is a coupling totally lacking in attention. And it's a wonderful ship. So... Well. I wrote a small fic in three minutes and I'm putting up a song that reminds me of the coupling. I hope you guys like it!
Roy was the natural playboy in town. Well, he was. Now he was the natural playboy in camp. And although he was quite happy with Havoc, his eyes still wandered to the lady folk. And there were none he couldn't have. Anko. He could hit that. Izumi. Could totally tap it. There weren't many women he didn't consider himself able to conquer. And yet, there was one who on a consistent basis seemed to have odd reactions to his charms. Despite his best efforts, nothing he ever did made a LASTING effect.
Deciding to take out the big guns, he knew today was the day. When Yukari walked past him, he went to follow her in stride.
"Lovely weather today, wouldn't you agree?" He started with his most pleasant of smiles. Yukari turned and stared.
"It's gonna rain! BLOCKHEAD!" Yukari smacked Roy upside the head. That was what REALLY turned him on about Yukari.
He couldn't help but prod further. "It's going to be sunshine all day long." His smile was sparkling.
"IDIOT!" Another slap. His nose was bleeding. It felt wonderful. By the end of the day, he was hospitalized and never felt better. And he was positive that Yukari had an extra spring to her step.
YUKARI x ROY IS LOVE!!!1
And
THIS song reminds me of this very sexy OTP.