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What the fuck:
Here's an advice column to anyone who wants to read, maybe get a little laugh, maybe get a little reality check- a kick in the balls is warranted every now and again.
I've had it over my head with this kid- friend since freshman year, can't seem to think of him as ever even having sexual feelings for another person and yet- even after defining in bold, explicit print that I want nothing more than friendship I am constantly harassed. Safe to say there is a serious problem with someone if they can't accept the fact there's no sexual feelings present after the girl has stated she views him as a gay friend... a brother... thinking about him naked makes her nauseous... thinking about him having sex is like the nightmare of seeing your father having sex. There is a serious line drawn, more like a barricaded wall, that separates friendship from sexual promiscuity and if you dare to break through it you've erupted a third world war... coming in uninvited and offensively. There has to be some sort of common sense that tells you not to step any closer to a land mine, but some people disregard bad omens and tease an oncoming slaughter for the sake of sexual gratification. Don't put me on the spot when we're out in front of friends, especially males, I have no problem putting you in your place (which is as far away from my bedroom as physically possible). Don't hold my hand, wrap your arms around me, and mark some invisible territory you have no claim to. I own myself and the only physical contact you'll achieve with your determination is a swift kick in the ass. I've had it with men with clogged ears and sub-equatorial brains. There is way more of a woman to pursue than her body and if your motives aren't true, your course is fast lane to disaster. You make me mistrust the whole male race- which causes me some serious strain in my relationships and I pray I never fall victim to your ploy. You're not even worth a blog if I'm not granted courteous respect
Here's an advice column to anyone who wants to read, maybe get a little laugh, maybe get a little reality check- a kick in the balls is warranted every now and again.
I've had it over my head with this kid- friend since freshman year, can't seem to think of him as ever even having sexual feelings for another person and yet- even after defining in bold, explicit print that I want nothing more than friendship I am constantly harassed. Safe to say there is a serious problem with someone if they can't accept the fact there's no sexual feelings present after the girl has stated she views him as a gay friend... a brother... thinking about him naked makes her nauseous... thinking about him having sex is like the nightmare of seeing your father having sex. There is a serious line drawn, more like a barricaded wall, that separates friendship from sexual promiscuity and if you dare to break through it you've erupted a third world war... coming in uninvited and offensively. There has to be some sort of common sense that tells you not to step any closer to a land mine, but some people disregard bad omens and tease an oncoming slaughter for the sake of sexual gratification. Don't put me on the spot when we're out in front of friends, especially males, I have no problem putting you in your place (which is as far away from my bedroom as physically possible). Don't hold my hand, wrap your arms around me, and mark some invisible territory you have no claim to. I own myself and the only physical contact you'll achieve with your determination is a swift kick in the ass. I've had it with men with clogged ears and sub-equatorial brains. There is way more of a woman to pursue than her body and if your motives aren't true, your course is fast lane to disaster. You make me mistrust the whole male race- which causes me some serious strain in my relationships and I pray I never fall victim to your ploy. You're not even worth a blog if I'm not granted courteous respect