Devil's hour
I am 8 hours into my 12 hour shift. Not much going on, i think everyone's too pissed about the fight to actually be on Facebook giving me the usual night owl holla. Some of the shit i get is mildly entertaining. It's like "hey stranger" = "been recently thinking about getting into your pants". I find it hilarious so don't be discouraged when you read this. So, the place i work at is fucking creepy as hell. I guard all the new Boston Public School buses. Its basically a giant row by row yard and i have to every so often drive/walk around this shit to make sure everything's in order. If i wasn't such a big pussy about doing it after watching a horror movie it wouldn't be that big of a deal but 3 weeks of binge watching "The Walking Dead" wont help anyone's case out if they have to be here every night. If a zombie apocalypse happened while i was here i would either be fucked or all set. There are 300 school buses full on gas at this place and an auto-body shop for them right next door to where i am writing this from. And i have a master key to everything in this lot. It's also in the middle of fucking no where so it would take the general public that would be infected at least 5 hours to find me. Plenty of time for the wonderful world of Facebook to give me the news. I'm sure someone would post about it the second the first person in the world got infected because that's how news travels nowadays. For example all the west coasters, because of Facebook, found out Beth was going to die before the episode aired because of a post they did right after the East coast aired the episode. "My bad west coast... we forgot how time-zones work." Anyways there are short buses and the huge ones here and i'm not sure which one i would go for. i could fill a huge one of them and bring that bus load back to the lot so everyone can take their own bus and save more people.. or i might get greedy and say FUCK THAT and take a short bus to my house and put all of my cats shit in there and turn it into a mobile home for my family and i. This is all just a theory of course and i'm being semi serious about it. If you have a survival strategy of your own feel free to post it below.
~Silly P
~Silly P