Bill, again I steal from you......

[camnelius]

(X) I have been drunk
(X) I have smoked pot
(X) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I have kissed a member of the same sex
( ) I crashed a friend's car
( ) I have been to Japan
( ) I rode in a taxi
( ) I had anal sex
(X) I have been in love
( ) I had sex
( ) I have had sex in public
(X) I have been dumped
(X) I shoplifted
( ) I have been fired
( ) I have been in a fist fight
( ) I had a threesome
( ) I snuck out of my parent's house
( ) I have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I have been caught masturbating
(X) I have pissed on myself
( ) I had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) I had sex with a member of the opposite sex
( ) I have been arrested
( ) I have made out with a stranger
(X) I have stolen something from my job
( ) I celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)
( ) I went on a blind date
(X) I lied to a friend
(X) I had a crush on a teacher
( ) I celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(X) I have been to Europe
(X) I skipped school
( ) I slept with a co-worker
( ) I have been fisted and/or have fisted anyone
(X) I have thrown up in a bar
( ) I have visited a site held holy by a major religion
( ) I cheated on a final exam.
( ) I had a relationship with someone of the same-sex
( ) I have been/gotten someone pregnant