Pretending I'm More Creative At Later Hours, and thus not doing my English hw...
I've found some quotes from the BBC Comedy "The Office" and I thought I'd share:
Tim Canterbury : We were wondering if a military man like you, a soldier, er, could you give a man a lethal blow?
Gareth Keenan : If I was forced to, I could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was attacking me.
Tim Canterbury : What if he was coming, really hard?
Gareth Keenan : Yeah, if my life was in danger, yeah.
Dawn Tinsley : And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke, or could you take a man from behind?
Gareth Keenan : Either ways easy.
Dawn Tinsley : So you could take a man from behind?
Gareth Keenan : Yeah.
Dawn Tinsley : Lovely
"You can't have the rainbow, without the rain...and you know who said that...Dolly Parton....and people say she's just a great big pair of tits."
David Brent: oh this guy here does the best ali g impression, wicked, oh i cant do it, you do it.
Asian Guy with ponytail: I.. I dont do it.
David Brent: Oh sorry it must be the other one.
Asian Guy: The other what........Paki.
David Brent: Ah now, thats racist.
"It's like an alarm clock's gone off, and I've just got to get away. I think it was John Lennon who said: Life is what happens when you're making other plans, and that's how I feel. Although he also said: "I am the Walrus I am the eggman," so I don?t know what to believe."
"There are things that I?ll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there?s nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It?s like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go ?ooh, look at him, he?s not able-bodied. I am, I?m prejudiced.?
Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he?s not, it?s difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones."
Well, there?s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I?ve been promoted, so....every cloud. You?re still thinking about the bad news aren?t you??
"I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times."
Okay since I should probably do some work before the ASP Rally I'll stop, but you def need to see this show.
Tim Canterbury : We were wondering if a military man like you, a soldier, er, could you give a man a lethal blow?
Gareth Keenan : If I was forced to, I could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was attacking me.
Tim Canterbury : What if he was coming, really hard?
Gareth Keenan : Yeah, if my life was in danger, yeah.
Dawn Tinsley : And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke, or could you take a man from behind?
Gareth Keenan : Either ways easy.
Dawn Tinsley : So you could take a man from behind?
Gareth Keenan : Yeah.
Dawn Tinsley : Lovely
"You can't have the rainbow, without the rain...and you know who said that...Dolly Parton....and people say she's just a great big pair of tits."
David Brent: oh this guy here does the best ali g impression, wicked, oh i cant do it, you do it.
Asian Guy with ponytail: I.. I dont do it.
David Brent: Oh sorry it must be the other one.
Asian Guy: The other what........Paki.
David Brent: Ah now, thats racist.
"It's like an alarm clock's gone off, and I've just got to get away. I think it was John Lennon who said: Life is what happens when you're making other plans, and that's how I feel. Although he also said: "I am the Walrus I am the eggman," so I don?t know what to believe."
"There are things that I?ll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there?s nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It?s like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go ?ooh, look at him, he?s not able-bodied. I am, I?m prejudiced.?
Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he?s not, it?s difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones."
Well, there?s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I?ve been promoted, so....every cloud. You?re still thinking about the bad news aren?t you??
"I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times."
Okay since I should probably do some work before the ASP Rally I'll stop, but you def need to see this show.