Some Canon-era Crack-ish Smutty Fics...
While I've been trying to avoid writing squeeze words out on my ACBB, I seem to be mostly inspired to write canon era smut/crack/porn. To the extent that I might need to collect them together into a canon-era crack-ish-porn-ish-smut-ish collection on A03! So, here are the latest ones...
Title: The Storyteller
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 7,457
Content: Frottage, Purple Prose, Canon Era, Arthur writes fanfic, Merlin reads it without permission, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Fluff, Smut, Humour, Prompt Fill, Crack
Summary: Quite by accident, Merlin discovers that Arthur has been writing smutty fiction involving his manservant. Also by accident, he gets off to it. A lot.
Author’s notes: Written for this delicious KinksofCamelot prompt With many thanks to the OP for the delightful prompt, and to all those who commented on the meme.
Title: The Curse of the Cranky Cocksucker
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 1,716
Content: Blow Jobs, Canon Era, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Fluff, Smut, Humour, Banter, Crack, Established Relationship
Summary: “Come on, Merlin,” Arthur cries, beyond frustrated. “My cock won’t suck itself, you know.”
And later, he’ll write this down among his already long and growing Top Secret List of Things Not To Say to Powerful Sorcerers When They’re In A Mood.
Author’s notes: With enormous thanks to Fifty Fifty for the lightning fast beta!
Disclaimer: not my characters, I'm not getting paid.
Title: The Storyteller
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 7,457
Content: Frottage, Purple Prose, Canon Era, Arthur writes fanfic, Merlin reads it without permission, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Fluff, Smut, Humour, Prompt Fill, Crack
Summary: Quite by accident, Merlin discovers that Arthur has been writing smutty fiction involving his manservant. Also by accident, he gets off to it. A lot.
Author’s notes: Written for this delicious KinksofCamelot prompt With many thanks to the OP for the delightful prompt, and to all those who commented on the meme.
Title: The Curse of the Cranky Cocksucker
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 1,716
Content: Blow Jobs, Canon Era, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Fluff, Smut, Humour, Banter, Crack, Established Relationship
Summary: “Come on, Merlin,” Arthur cries, beyond frustrated. “My cock won’t suck itself, you know.”
And later, he’ll write this down among his already long and growing Top Secret List of Things Not To Say to Powerful Sorcerers When They’re In A Mood.
Author’s notes: With enormous thanks to Fifty Fifty for the lightning fast beta!
Disclaimer: not my characters, I'm not getting paid.