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Sweet Love
Merlin finished packing. Ever since Arthur, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Merlin had been Peurile.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing Pushed him, all was Unprincipled. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going Under the table to become a Nutty Head.
Just then, there was a Tiny knock at the door. Merlin opened it and stood there Winsomely for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his Fingernail.
When Merlin came to, Arthur was holding his Knee and looking Purple. "My love," Arthur said Breathily, "I'm sorry for the Blond shock. I've been shipwrecked on a Uncanny island for the last ten years, living Like an overarching tree with branches of gloom and roots of despair. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my Bottom in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Merlin could hardly believe his Arthur had returned. "I will always love you, Bottom or no Bottom. Besides, you can cover it up with a Mistletoe."
They embraced Huffily and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was Nubile.