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Ok so today was amazing!! Well not the school part, but after school was great. So me Andrea Lindsay and Jen all had to go on Andreas bus to go to her house for a tutor, (keep in mind we haven’t taken the bus once this year!). It just so happens that andreas bus is a mini van and holds only a small amount of people…. So we get on the bus and the big fat ugly bus driver goes you cant stay on the bus you have too many people, so andreas like “are your joking” and the bus drivers like “no your friends need a note to be on the bus” so andrea, getting frustrated says “im not in fourth grade buddy I don’t need a fucking note” then the bus driver is like “you either get off the bus or im not moving” so andrea completely screaming at the fat buss man goes “YOU KNOW WHAT YOULL BE SORRY, YOU CAN NOT KICK US OFF THE BUS WHEN WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A RIDE HOME, BECAUSE WE DON’T HAVE A NOTE BECAUSE AT THE HIGH SCHOOL WE DON’T NEED NOTES WRITTEN MY OUR MOMMYS!!” And the buss guy is like “well its not my problem” and this kid (who I worship) say something like well I donno but I know I found it really funny, but andrea (8 times the size of this kid) turns around slaps him and says “SHUT THE FUCK UP STEPHEN” then goes on screaming to the bus driver “I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU CANT STRAND ME AT THIS FUCKING SCHOOL AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!! I AM GOING TO THE OFFICE AND I AM GIVING THEN YOUR NAME AND IM GOING TO MAKE SURE YOUR ASS IS FIERED! THIS IS RIDUCULOUS, BASTARD” so Andrea storms off the bus making sure to wack him with her backpack on the way out and then screams back something like “KISS YOUR SORRY ASS JOB GOODBYE” and runs to the middle school, then like hardcore swings the office doors open and screams to the secretary “I NEED TO MAKE A COMPLAINT!!!!!!!” and of course the moron woman goes and makes it worse cuz shes stupid and Is like “ooooo I cant doo anything, don’t ask me” so andrea again takes out all her anger on the fat lady with the mole and is like “ WELL BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID SCHOOL AND MY FAT ASS BUSDRIVER I AM STUCK HERE AND AM GOING TO MISS MY APPOINMENT THAT I HAVE BEEN WIATING FOR FOR MONTHS (completely pulled out of her ass) NOW I HAVE NO RIDE HOME BECAUSE, OMG THERE IS THREE EXTRA PEOPLE ON MY BUS AND THE MAN HAS A STICK UP HIS ASS, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, MOTHERS NOT HOME SHE CANT GET US, WHAT WHAT TELL ME CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING I SHOULD DO!! IS IT FUCKING LEGAL TO KICK ME OFF THE BUS, THE ONLY TRANSPORTANTION I HAVE HOME FORM SCHOOL! LET ME ANSWER THAT YOU CANT DO SHIT FORM ME, AND YOU KNOW WHY, BECAUSE THIS SCHOOL IS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING!!!! I HATE THIS SCHOOL” then knocks over all the pens on the lady’s desk with her fist and storms out of the office purposely knocking like 5 little children out of the way…. Greatest afternoon of my life