The truth is, I am Iron Ma- wait.
There were several things about waking up that morning that were nothing out of the ordinary for Tony. It was early. There was a warm body next to him.
Par for the course. No hangover, but he wasn't that prone to those, but he did feel... weird.
He woke up a little more, and figured out what it was.
The body he was asleep next to was male.
And Tony wasn't.
Tony was an intelligent man - usually, that second part, he was meant to be that second part what was this - and was not prone to overreactions, to unconsidered responses to problems.
He thus let out an understated, considered yelp and fell out of the bed.
Par for the course. No hangover, but he wasn't that prone to those, but he did feel... weird.
He woke up a little more, and figured out what it was.
The body he was asleep next to was male.
And Tony wasn't.
Tony was an intelligent man - usually, that second part, he was meant to be that second part what was this - and was not prone to overreactions, to unconsidered responses to problems.
He thus let out an understated, considered yelp and fell out of the bed.