( I knew I liked that Obama guy,,, )

Today at work we got a big box of candy canes from a company we've worked with.  I've been eating them all day.

There's really no way to eat a candy cane that isn't kind of...suggestive.

Or maybe there is and I just have a dirty mind...

There is a woman in the UK who has the same name as me.  Here are some facts about her ( Read more... )

Hangover cure, anyone?  Please?

You'd think I would learn- more scotch is NOT a good idea.

ETA: They are now drilling in the roof above my office.  Did I kick some puppies recently that I don't remember?  The universe really hates me.

i. Because my work obviously does not appreciate Columbus discovering the New World, I have to work today.  I am extremely resentful.  However, I have leftover Thai food for lunch, which takes a little of the sting out of it.

ii. Torchwood 2.12- Tosh gets a million bonus awesome points for making a sonic screwdriver.  She's my new favorite (which ( Read more... )

We are so thoroughly screwed.

Will someone please snuggle me and tell me it's all going to be okay??

My high school reunion was... EPIC ( Read more... )

So I was just interviewing a potential future intern (on the phone) and I asked where her school was (because I hadn't heard of it) and she said "Cali"...which, kind of odd not to say the whole name of the state, but okay. However, since lately my brain is in a Doctor Who loop, I completely thought she said "Gallifrey." I came this close to ( Read more... )

Things not to do when applying for a job:  Misspell your own name.

......

I need to invent a stupid people repellent.

I'm sitting out on my porch here (I use the term loosely- little 3x5 bricked space before you get to the small patch of dirt wishing it were a yard) and watching people go by, and it's just such a nice day....it's one of those days I just love the whole world.