The Life of a Single Person
My evening went something like this:
I'm hungry. Guess I have to cook something so I'll have lunch tomorrow.
C'mon, homemade mac'n'cheese, thicken faster!
I just boiled my milk. I've never done that before.
I'll just pretend I didn't.
Ooh, Johanna bought pizza! I'll eat that while I wait for my mac'n'cheese soup to stop being soup.
Mm, pizza.
I need something to do while I eat. Internet!
Must check email.
Must check facebook.
Must now eat mac'n'cheese.
...
...
...
This tastes wrong, like "Hey, I'm boiled milk mixed with cheese and I'm slightly fluffy and is that cheese turning lumpy-but-not? Why, yes!"
HOW CAN I SCREW UP MAC'N'CHEESE?
AGAIN?
This is embarrassing. My momma's spirit, wherever it is, has just been struck by a Dagger of Failure.
Back to the internets.
Tumblr!
o_o
Tumblr is down. Oh no. NOW what do I do?
I actually don't know.
What did I do on the internet before Tumblr? I've only been on it for less than four months, but I still can't remember!
HELP!
That evil Mac'n'Cheese is staring at me, and Tumblr is still down.
I'm going to finish my book. And I swear, if this stupid love triangle has a stupid ending, I'm going to swear off YA dystopian/paranormal romance trilogies FOREVER.
(I'm looking at you, Uglies and Wings and Twilight, even though none of you are trilogies!)
The End.
I'm hungry. Guess I have to cook something so I'll have lunch tomorrow.
C'mon, homemade mac'n'cheese, thicken faster!
I just boiled my milk. I've never done that before.
I'll just pretend I didn't.
Ooh, Johanna bought pizza! I'll eat that while I wait for my mac'n'cheese soup to stop being soup.
Mm, pizza.
I need something to do while I eat. Internet!
Must check email.
Must check facebook.
Must now eat mac'n'cheese.
...
...
...
This tastes wrong, like "Hey, I'm boiled milk mixed with cheese and I'm slightly fluffy and is that cheese turning lumpy-but-not? Why, yes!"
HOW CAN I SCREW UP MAC'N'CHEESE?
AGAIN?
This is embarrassing. My momma's spirit, wherever it is, has just been struck by a Dagger of Failure.
Back to the internets.
Tumblr!
o_o
Tumblr is down. Oh no. NOW what do I do?
I actually don't know.
What did I do on the internet before Tumblr? I've only been on it for less than four months, but I still can't remember!
HELP!
That evil Mac'n'Cheese is staring at me, and Tumblr is still down.
I'm going to finish my book. And I swear, if this stupid love triangle has a stupid ending, I'm going to swear off YA dystopian/paranormal romance trilogies FOREVER.
(I'm looking at you, Uglies and Wings and Twilight, even though none of you are trilogies!)
The End.