Art Day!
We're having an art day tomorrow at school (third one this year), and I don't know what to teach my kiddos!
I'm not an artist! If I'd wanted to teach art, I would have been an art teacher! Am I? No! Therefore I should not be forced to teach art!
GAH!
*dies*
Last time we did caveman drawings, wherein I covered all the windows, turned off all the lights, and the kids had to draw on a sheet of paper taped to their desks with a black crayon. In the dark. Hence caveman.
That was my one and only quick-and-easy idea.
GAH!
Boy Who Smiles thinks I should teach them how to draw mountains.
I may take him up on it because he gave me a sheet of paper with a tutorial that looks pretty quick and easy.
I die.
*die*
SO NOT AN ART TEACHER!! *shakes fist*
I'm not an artist! If I'd wanted to teach art, I would have been an art teacher! Am I? No! Therefore I should not be forced to teach art!
GAH!
*dies*
Last time we did caveman drawings, wherein I covered all the windows, turned off all the lights, and the kids had to draw on a sheet of paper taped to their desks with a black crayon. In the dark. Hence caveman.
That was my one and only quick-and-easy idea.
GAH!
Boy Who Smiles thinks I should teach them how to draw mountains.
I may take him up on it because he gave me a sheet of paper with a tutorial that looks pretty quick and easy.
I die.
*die*
SO NOT AN ART TEACHER!! *shakes fist*