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In the CONFERENCE the 4 of 1776 July.
The unanimous affirmation of the thirteen declares of America,
If during the human cases, she transforms into that people decides policy to him of the sticky tapes, of which they have repaired it to others and under energies of the track, the different one and the same station, that the one and to the natural laws of the nature of the God end estimates must to the right you, to need an acceptable respect in the humanity of the opinions which they would have that to explain the causes, of that they with starting off exert pressure on a.
We arrested this truth which we stopped for the art of rifle automatic obvious of Ritratto, those these all such men create to us that, who equip of their creator of the certain intransferible the right paginations, of which under passed duration, that one the freedom and the continuation of the wealth are. -- those, these chains, to repair the governments between the men to begin, derived from his jousts of the energies of the regulated assent of of, -- all the marks that each form possible of government of these extremities if it gets to be that it destroys, expert he he of people to modify it or to cancel it, they are and the new government the end according to beginning in lower superficial relative such the bred rules of the base and the relative energies in such ordered form, about that he worries look like are conceited to execute its emergency and wealth. The deliberation prescribes efficiently that the stature of the manufactured governments would not have that will be modified for the causes of the light and the cut; of and will that shewn more whole number of the one than hath the experience, this humanity ausgebritten, the end therefore to undergo, when malvagità is sufferable, for a chain, being cancelled the forms, the one that are used who. But, if the series wish of the abuses and this one is usurpation, this sample constantly the same message that continues it a design, for ridurlo under the absolute, expert Despotism he they, is he he who works to play ulteriorly for such for a government and affinchè new of the protection that its future emergency makes _ available was therefore the patient of the tolerance of these colonies; of and hour therefore the necessity, that one that had been limited is, the end to modify its old systems of the government. The history of the current of the king of Grâ Great Britain is a history of the relaunched damages and that usurpation, everything, that has the absolute mechanism of a tyranny in these circumstances in the direct object. The end to control this, you have the subordinate of the facts of a sincere world.
It rejected the relative assent with the laws, to the most healthful characteristic and necessarily for the general.
Automati prohibited relati you he we, excess they them regolators they them laws he value to exceed immediate and to use, was moved in the relative execution for the relative assent, would have that will take to traverse; and a time therefore, neglected him completely, material of the guata this had been moved being.
It rejected the end to exceed other laws for the lodging of the great zones of the people who are this people in the chain of rappresentazione in the legislation, one priceless with her and to print the chain with tyrants only gives.
It did not call the totality is, scomodo the legislative bodies very common you to the stations of the work and moved through the warehouse of sistemazioni that the relative he generates them, of the way this the specific objective tires he in the agreement with the relative fairs.
It decided that the spaces represented he some occasions to get to be from opposition with firmness give to return the relative invasions them for the pagination of the right of people.
It rejected through such dissolutions, after the organization of the other to select; by, of that he is that able the legislative energies and nao of the destruction, the one that in the totality for its had practitioner attributed to people; the remaining circumstance in the average argument of the time with all the perigos of the invasion of the external piece and spasmi to the interior for the interior.
It tried to prevent the population of these circumstances; to this fine the laws for the naturalization of the notebook of the country of extrangeiro; it rejects to exceed others the order that appear extreme he to excite his here transferences and the terms of the new regulations of the track.
It obstructed to management of justice, rejecting the relative assent with the laws, the end to produce jousts of the forces.
It only left to judges the employee of the demand of the relative one, for the possession of its offices and of the amount and the payment of its wages.
It installed the new offices of an amount and would transmit the clusters to this pagination of the officials to the difficulty in our people and it eats it of the relative substance.
It arrested for the armies, that one that are straight without assent of our legislation of the way we, in the period of La Paz. 1
It influenced, the end to give to independent of the shutdowns of and to the advanced soldiers the civil energy the other way around.
It assembled with too much employee another one of us to a jurisdiction, of that one other is not of our laws our state e; the assent relative its laws to the elasticity dissimulated the legislation:
The great agencies of the troops the end to divide itself in fortified:
In the winch of him, of a lacked test, the punishment for the decree protects the homicides some he in the inhabitants of these circumstances the end to give the form would have:
Our commerce with all the zones of the world cut: 2
For the commandos imponent in us without our assent:
, in the example of them vielem he, that he we robbed the advantages of the test of giuria:
We so that the stratagems of the actions control the seas here to take,:
, the increase in arbitrary manufacture of the government and relati some finish - lheos, the end to immediately give him to the shutdown the other way around an example and a U.S.ABLE instrument 3 near the province cancels the free system of the English laws in one, the end to represent the same guide of the absolute reference in these colonies:
Our carrier of letters, the our more valid erasure of the one than laws the end to modify generally and the forms of our governments:
Our appropriate legislation to move and to explain it invested them with the energy for us in all the examples of the laws to give some.
The government was cleared here, explaining of the relative protection and him that satisfied with us he them forms of the demons to the war.
Pluenderte our seas, ravargées ours the coasts, burned our cities and destroyed the screw of our people. 4
It is this great time, armies that the others mercennaires to the work of compleat of the inoperative women 5, that takes to the devastation and the tyranny, began already with the circumstances of the cruelty and the vileness introduced seriously not in the similarity in cruelest and and the completely dishonourable age the title of a nation of the civilizzata.
It has our citizens of the comrade in the connection was to the prisoners in the lakes raised with the handspikes 6 of the bear to satisfy to the relative country, with that to to be torturadores of relati you limit of brothers and of the friends or falling of the relative hands.
The loaded rebellions they attemped of the way who we excited e, to obtain in the inhabitants of our edges, pityless wild of the Indians of the very famous guide of the reference of the war, a defective destruction all the age, seies and the circumstances are.
In each phase of these abolitions we requested to the repair that are the more modest internal marks for us: Our relaunched Petitionen was only answered of the relaunched damages. A prince to him is character indicated of relati therefore of each action, of that a Tyrant that can define, cannot of being the giacimento of the street car of the programming of free people.
Nor it has desire we in the attention with British ours the brothers. We informed thus to each one to frequent him proven into its legislation to extend a unwarrantable previously this of the jurisdiction. He emfatizamos we the circumstances ours here emigration and payment. The demons we formed to the attention with its justice and Grossherzigkeiteingeborenen 7 and we who we were created we give they she equality of our similar local track the end them to reject this usurpation those, unavoidablly our connections and the correspondence would be arrested. They were ingualmente of sordi with the voice of justice and the loop of the alcohol. We must approve of, therefore, in the necessity, of that ours renuncía that starts off and we can he be we continued it, because we he rest of the humanity, enemies in the war, which they arrest friends of La Paz.
, therefore, the representatives of us we declared connected of America, generally the conference, with, a call that the highest judge of the world for the Gradlinigkeit of our intentions unloads, in the name and of the authorization of the good people of these colonies, we who we published seriously and to explain that these normal colonies are and of the pagination of the independent right and the free ones which they declare it must be; the fact that exempts to the whole loyalty of this to the part British outpost and that all the policy of the connection of the way they and the condition of great Gran-Bretagna, are decided completely is and must; and when it exempts and the independent one declares, it has extreme plenty energy to do that the examinación fights he conclem peace, contracts to block that the alliances, produces the commerce and to give to the action of the form and the things gives to the form to everything ulteriorly, that he can correct independent declares and for the sustenation of this affirmation, in the secret fixed to the protection of goettlichen the indication, the mutual commitment we of the way they our life that
hardly, our wealth and our crowned honor.
Sources:
http://www.law.indiana.edu/uslawdocs/declaration.html
http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/
The bold selections are phrases I found especially funny.
1. Peace is apparently a Bolivian idea.
2. This is actually pretty well-translated ("For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world")
3. What the fuck?
4. Originally "destroyed the lives of our people."
5. Women are not mentioned anywhere in this segment, much less broken ones.
6. Originally "executioners."
7. Fuck yeah!
The unanimous affirmation of the thirteen declares of America,
If during the human cases, she transforms into that people decides policy to him of the sticky tapes, of which they have repaired it to others and under energies of the track, the different one and the same station, that the one and to the natural laws of the nature of the God end estimates must to the right you, to need an acceptable respect in the humanity of the opinions which they would have that to explain the causes, of that they with starting off exert pressure on a.
We arrested this truth which we stopped for the art of rifle automatic obvious of Ritratto, those these all such men create to us that, who equip of their creator of the certain intransferible the right paginations, of which under passed duration, that one the freedom and the continuation of the wealth are. -- those, these chains, to repair the governments between the men to begin, derived from his jousts of the energies of the regulated assent of of, -- all the marks that each form possible of government of these extremities if it gets to be that it destroys, expert he he of people to modify it or to cancel it, they are and the new government the end according to beginning in lower superficial relative such the bred rules of the base and the relative energies in such ordered form, about that he worries look like are conceited to execute its emergency and wealth. The deliberation prescribes efficiently that the stature of the manufactured governments would not have that will be modified for the causes of the light and the cut; of and will that shewn more whole number of the one than hath the experience, this humanity ausgebritten, the end therefore to undergo, when malvagità is sufferable, for a chain, being cancelled the forms, the one that are used who. But, if the series wish of the abuses and this one is usurpation, this sample constantly the same message that continues it a design, for ridurlo under the absolute, expert Despotism he they, is he he who works to play ulteriorly for such for a government and affinchè new of the protection that its future emergency makes _ available was therefore the patient of the tolerance of these colonies; of and hour therefore the necessity, that one that had been limited is, the end to modify its old systems of the government. The history of the current of the king of Grâ Great Britain is a history of the relaunched damages and that usurpation, everything, that has the absolute mechanism of a tyranny in these circumstances in the direct object. The end to control this, you have the subordinate of the facts of a sincere world.
It rejected the relative assent with the laws, to the most healthful characteristic and necessarily for the general.
Automati prohibited relati you he we, excess they them regolators they them laws he value to exceed immediate and to use, was moved in the relative execution for the relative assent, would have that will take to traverse; and a time therefore, neglected him completely, material of the guata this had been moved being.
It rejected the end to exceed other laws for the lodging of the great zones of the people who are this people in the chain of rappresentazione in the legislation, one priceless with her and to print the chain with tyrants only gives.
It did not call the totality is, scomodo the legislative bodies very common you to the stations of the work and moved through the warehouse of sistemazioni that the relative he generates them, of the way this the specific objective tires he in the agreement with the relative fairs.
It decided that the spaces represented he some occasions to get to be from opposition with firmness give to return the relative invasions them for the pagination of the right of people.
It rejected through such dissolutions, after the organization of the other to select; by, of that he is that able the legislative energies and nao of the destruction, the one that in the totality for its had practitioner attributed to people; the remaining circumstance in the average argument of the time with all the perigos of the invasion of the external piece and spasmi to the interior for the interior.
It tried to prevent the population of these circumstances; to this fine the laws for the naturalization of the notebook of the country of extrangeiro; it rejects to exceed others the order that appear extreme he to excite his here transferences and the terms of the new regulations of the track.
It obstructed to management of justice, rejecting the relative assent with the laws, the end to produce jousts of the forces.
It only left to judges the employee of the demand of the relative one, for the possession of its offices and of the amount and the payment of its wages.
It installed the new offices of an amount and would transmit the clusters to this pagination of the officials to the difficulty in our people and it eats it of the relative substance.
It arrested for the armies, that one that are straight without assent of our legislation of the way we, in the period of La Paz. 1
It influenced, the end to give to independent of the shutdowns of and to the advanced soldiers the civil energy the other way around.
It assembled with too much employee another one of us to a jurisdiction, of that one other is not of our laws our state e; the assent relative its laws to the elasticity dissimulated the legislation:
The great agencies of the troops the end to divide itself in fortified:
In the winch of him, of a lacked test, the punishment for the decree protects the homicides some he in the inhabitants of these circumstances the end to give the form would have:
Our commerce with all the zones of the world cut: 2
For the commandos imponent in us without our assent:
, in the example of them vielem he, that he we robbed the advantages of the test of giuria:
We so that the stratagems of the actions control the seas here to take,:
, the increase in arbitrary manufacture of the government and relati some finish - lheos, the end to immediately give him to the shutdown the other way around an example and a U.S.ABLE instrument 3 near the province cancels the free system of the English laws in one, the end to represent the same guide of the absolute reference in these colonies:
Our carrier of letters, the our more valid erasure of the one than laws the end to modify generally and the forms of our governments:
Our appropriate legislation to move and to explain it invested them with the energy for us in all the examples of the laws to give some.
The government was cleared here, explaining of the relative protection and him that satisfied with us he them forms of the demons to the war.
Pluenderte our seas, ravargées ours the coasts, burned our cities and destroyed the screw of our people. 4
It is this great time, armies that the others mercennaires to the work of compleat of the inoperative women 5, that takes to the devastation and the tyranny, began already with the circumstances of the cruelty and the vileness introduced seriously not in the similarity in cruelest and and the completely dishonourable age the title of a nation of the civilizzata.
It has our citizens of the comrade in the connection was to the prisoners in the lakes raised with the handspikes 6 of the bear to satisfy to the relative country, with that to to be torturadores of relati you limit of brothers and of the friends or falling of the relative hands.
The loaded rebellions they attemped of the way who we excited e, to obtain in the inhabitants of our edges, pityless wild of the Indians of the very famous guide of the reference of the war, a defective destruction all the age, seies and the circumstances are.
In each phase of these abolitions we requested to the repair that are the more modest internal marks for us: Our relaunched Petitionen was only answered of the relaunched damages. A prince to him is character indicated of relati therefore of each action, of that a Tyrant that can define, cannot of being the giacimento of the street car of the programming of free people.
Nor it has desire we in the attention with British ours the brothers. We informed thus to each one to frequent him proven into its legislation to extend a unwarrantable previously this of the jurisdiction. He emfatizamos we the circumstances ours here emigration and payment. The demons we formed to the attention with its justice and Grossherzigkeiteingeborenen 7 and we who we were created we give they she equality of our similar local track the end them to reject this usurpation those, unavoidablly our connections and the correspondence would be arrested. They were ingualmente of sordi with the voice of justice and the loop of the alcohol. We must approve of, therefore, in the necessity, of that ours renuncía that starts off and we can he be we continued it, because we he rest of the humanity, enemies in the war, which they arrest friends of La Paz.
, therefore, the representatives of us we declared connected of America, generally the conference, with, a call that the highest judge of the world for the Gradlinigkeit of our intentions unloads, in the name and of the authorization of the good people of these colonies, we who we published seriously and to explain that these normal colonies are and of the pagination of the independent right and the free ones which they declare it must be; the fact that exempts to the whole loyalty of this to the part British outpost and that all the policy of the connection of the way they and the condition of great Gran-Bretagna, are decided completely is and must; and when it exempts and the independent one declares, it has extreme plenty energy to do that the examinación fights he conclem peace, contracts to block that the alliances, produces the commerce and to give to the action of the form and the things gives to the form to everything ulteriorly, that he can correct independent declares and for the sustenation of this affirmation, in the secret fixed to the protection of goettlichen the indication, the mutual commitment we of the way they our life that
hardly, our wealth and our crowned honor.
Sources:
http://www.law.indiana.edu/uslawdocs/declaration.html
http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/
The bold selections are phrases I found especially funny.
1. Peace is apparently a Bolivian idea.
2. This is actually pretty well-translated ("For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world")
3. What the fuck?
4. Originally "destroyed the lives of our people."
5. Women are not mentioned anywhere in this segment, much less broken ones.
6. Originally "executioners."
7. Fuck yeah!