OK ........ Kandi, Carrie, Comments, And The Board Of Directors: Just The Opinions Of A DIVA!
HAYYYYY!! OK ........ It has been a busy week for the DIVA, but I wanted to share some thoughts for my loyal and always fashionable readers:
1. If I have not mentioned this before, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, and LOVE some more THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA! LOVE this show!! And although I know there are some who consider it trash .. well like Mom #2, Miss Anne of Hackberry, I LOVE this trash! My favorite housewife is Kandi Burrus. The girl actually has several careers, is a prolific songwriter, and has won a Grammy!
Due to my LOVE for Miss Kandi, I am going through the XSCAPE collection [Thanks Reed!], as well as her solo work. Which brings me to Kandi's latest release, the ep, FLY ABOVE. Readers, this is a GREAT [although small - only 5 songs] collection. My favorite songs include "Trade Him In" and "Must Be Good."
2. You have to acknowledge the truth .. On Friday, one of my work friends noticed that all of my cds were by black artists, mainly divas [Brandy, Whitney, Beyonce, Diddy, Deborah Cox, etc]. He said, "Paul, just admit it. You're a black boy wrapped in a white boy's body!" "I said, you got that right. Only I'm a black DIVA wrapped in a white boy's body!"
3. Oh LOOK! My favorite beauty queen was back in the news this week! Carrie! I've missed you. In case my readers are not aware, the directors of the Miss California pageant [who were in a counter suit against Carrie] received a rather interesting video tape this week. Appears that the former Miss CA was caught in a rather revealing sex tape. Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, I though you knew better. Next time, hire someone who understands lighting for video tape.
4. Question: Can the board handle the DIVA and the Divine? After a nail biting, weave pulling, name calling, and captured all on video tape [Carrie can be found in the background], my condo association held the board elections yesterday. Although Lady Di later remarked that she thought my wearing overalls to the election [HAYYYYY they are comfortable], looked less than inspiring, both the Divine Miss Gina and myself were elected to the board!! Can you believe it? One step toward Roscoe being named First Pug!
Meanwhile, back at the Hall Of Justice ........