hehehehe i can't resist a survey!!!!!!!!!!!
What brand of toothpaste do you like? anything minty!
Shampoo, Conditioner in one ..or separate? all in one PLUS a separate conditioner. i am THAT high maintenance!!
What Brands? pantene, garnier, or herbal essences
What flavor dental floss: plain, but it has to be Glide
Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or what? ankle socks or pulled up socks with pictures, usually of frogs!
Fave teletubby? should i have one???
Apples, oranges, or bananas? Oranges!!
Glass is half-empty or half-full? full.
Wild guys or shy guys? ugh shy. wild guys are fun, but shy guys stick around
What do you like about yourself? my shoulders and the way i look in a hat :o)
Would you ever wear Taz boxers? sure, why not?
Do you sing in the shower? haha sometimes.
Do you talk to your pet? of course!!!
Do you talk to yourself? not in a nice way most of the time.
Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Do you know your mailman/woman's name? hahahaha no but he hates me because i only check the mail once a week so he has to jam it all in!
Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? nope, our mailboxes are in a little spot, like at an apartment, so i don't even know what he/she looks like.
Do you have 11 toes? N1...2....3....4....5....6....7....8...9.....10........ NOPE.
What is the lamest pick up line u've ever used? i don't think i have one.
Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? eh, i'd prefer some other color, but since i have to use every pen in the pack, yes.
Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? i own pink things, but they have to look reallllllllly good
Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Mickey Mouse
Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? why would you even ask me this???
Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? nope.
What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? if i wear nailpolish, its light pink always. and chap stick. burts bees chapstick
Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? no.
Would you break up with a guy if his favorite food was peanut butter on carrots? YES because then i'd have to share my PB
Do tight jeans make guys look gay? no man, gay or straight, should own tight jeans. no man.
How do you take mascara off? is this a trick question???
Do guys who play hard to get turn you on? no they would annoy me
What is your bra size? ::checks:: 34B
Would u ever wear lip gloss? eh. i prefer chapstick. lip gloss is sticky.
What's better: gummi sweet tarts or sweet tart gum? i'd rather starve
M&Ms or Skittles? m&ms, YUM
Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? you wouldn't???
What is your favorite holiday? thanksgiving
Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman. RuPaul!
Where do you want to live? lots of places. plenty of time
Who do you want to meet? all of my livejournal friends
Do you like Kool-Aid? ::hamgs head:: yeah, but with splenda, and half the amount
Which is a better gift? Flowers or chocolate? chocolate!!
What are your favorite pizza toppings? xtra cheese, pepperoni, mushroom and onion
Do you like toast? YES... especially pumpernickel
Do you still carve pumpkins? hahahahaha of course!
Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? nope
Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? actually no, i will have one of them for the rest of my life because my adult tooth is impacted and its very risky to remove it.
Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? they're still hiding. do you get smart before or after they're out??
What is better: your right ear or left pinky? i've never thought about it, and can't make such a weighty decision so quickly
French poodle or french kiss? how come french FRIES aren't on the list???
What do you think of Smurfette? she was either really lucky or really slutty.
How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? awesome. really awesome.
Salmon or Cod? whats a cod?
Crab or Lobster? ooooh LOBSTER. but only the tail. because i can't stand it when my food watches me.
What sounds better: Up or Down? UP!!!
What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways
Describe the best day of your life. a lot of them are good.
Broom or mop? broom. mops are beat. swiffers are SO in.
What is your favorite word? palindrome. and smyrna. and pamphlet.
Describe your kinkiest fantasy. you do not want to know. and once you do it, then you have to pick another.
What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? uhhhh i dunno
Are your feet the same size? nope. you caught me.
Cassettes or CDs? satellite radio
Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? oh god YES
What are your Christmas traditions? too many to mention. you'd be bored.
How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? i'm too impatient to find a letter opener.
Do you like onions? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What would you name your band, if you had one? the fatty bumpkins
Have you ever worn a dress? yeah, sometimes i can be girly. honest
Frogs or toads? this is SO a trcik question. i refuse to choose
8 or 3? 8
How long can you hula-hoop for? i'll let you know on sunday
Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? it would have taken the flavor away from the paste.
On your last birthday, what did you wish for? i don't make b-day wishes, since they don't come true
Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? uhhhhh yeah. you don't?
Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? football is not nearly as cool as men's lacrosse.
Are you going to name your son Elvis? kids? ugh
If not, what? kids smell
What about your daughter? kids whine
Describe your most embarrassing moment. i honestly can't think of one right now.
Do you read tabloids? at the registers in Giant
Did you ever have a crush on one of your teachers? oooooh, dr. markley. and his boyfriend. sigh.
Do you like cotton candy? i did before, but its been awhile.
Do you suck your thumb? i used to
Are you allergic to cats? i have two!!
What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? quit my job, pay off my house and car, and work at the gym
Ribbed or plain? the pill
Apple pie or cherry pie? pecan
Pepsi or Coke? diet coke all the way
Strawberry or Vanilla? strawberry
Midnight or mid-day? midnight
Yogurt or ice-cream? ice cream
Spoon or fork? SPORK!!
Panties or underwear? depends on what i'm doing
Tootsie pops or blowpops? totally the tootsie pops
Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? none, please
Do you like to fish? i like to fish, but i don't like removing the hooks, so i don't do it much. and i feel bad when fishies swallow hooks and die.
Do you snore? sometimes when i am sniffly
Describe how your breath smells right now. i can't smell it.
Would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." matilda. did you ever read that book??
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? mmmmmm, envelopes
Do you chew on pens or pencils? NEVER violate an office product
Upside-down or downside-up? upsidedown
Do spiders scare you? no, which is good since nick is petrified of them
What was your first word? i dunno
What was your first phrase? ?????
WalMart or Kmart? target
Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? mariah should be shot
How many REAL push-ups can you do? more than you
How many fake push-ups can you do? WAY more than you
Can you do a hand-stand? no
If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? non-existant
Sprite or 7-up? sierra mist
Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper? diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper
Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? despite my prince obsession... no
Do you know there are people who would do that for free? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Can you burp whenever you want? yes!
What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD? i lost my number, can i have yours?
Spit or swallow? none of your business
X-Men or Power Rangers? XMEN RULE!!!
Comb or brush? brush
Do you think you are going to be famous one day? nah
If so, for what? If no, why not? because being chased by paprazzi is beat
Do you read your horoscope? nah, not really
Do you pick up pennies off the ground, if you find them? sometimes
Are you/would you be a vegetarian? nah, i liek turkey too much
Is your bellybutton an innie or an outie? innie
Are you a good listener? yeah i think so
Is there a piece of jewelry you wear constantly? cheap earrings to keep my holes from closing
What’s your middle name? Anne
What's on your mousepad? i don't have one right now. laptop
Do you believe in aliens? not sure
Do you believe in ghosts? yeah
Do you believe in God? i believe in something
Do you believe in ESP? not sure
Do you believe in reincarnation? not sure
Do you believe in karma? yeah
Do you believe in soulmates? yeah. ask me my theory sometimes
Do you believe in Heaven and Hell? nah
Do you believe in fairies? no
Do you smoke? ::hangs head:: i did, i didn't. i did, i didn't. i DO again
Do you drink? is the pope catholic??
Do you keep a journal? oh my.
Do you play any instruments? the flute. and the piccolo by proxy
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Do you use curse words? who the fuck doesn't??