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me: Colleeeeeen, when are you going to be done on the computer?
colls: soon. why won't this page load?
me: because God wants you to have hot chocolate. c'mon!
colls: God does not want me to have hot chocolate
me: yes he does. either way, God wants ME to have hot chocolate
colls: ten minutes
and so i wait....
me (after i just read this out loud to her): oh, i should put the other thing, about your nipples
(Colleen has this thing where when she gets cold her nipples fall off, so I put them in my pocket)
me: remember on my birthday when i said "look at those shalt and mitten kepper makers?" (in reference to a time i saw kitten salt and pepper shakers)
colls: yes!!! I laughed my head off
me: yeah you did.
(5 mins of trying to imitate the way i mis-said "kitten salt and pepper shakers")
colls: i really did laugh my head off. like my head actually came off
me: and i put in in my pocket, right next to your nipples
and still i wait...
colls: soon. why won't this page load?
me: because God wants you to have hot chocolate. c'mon!
colls: God does not want me to have hot chocolate
me: yes he does. either way, God wants ME to have hot chocolate
colls: ten minutes
and so i wait....
me (after i just read this out loud to her): oh, i should put the other thing, about your nipples
(Colleen has this thing where when she gets cold her nipples fall off, so I put them in my pocket)
me: remember on my birthday when i said "look at those shalt and mitten kepper makers?" (in reference to a time i saw kitten salt and pepper shakers)
colls: yes!!! I laughed my head off
me: yeah you did.
(5 mins of trying to imitate the way i mis-said "kitten salt and pepper shakers")
colls: i really did laugh my head off. like my head actually came off
me: and i put in in my pocket, right next to your nipples
and still i wait...