Cleocin is so bad...
I dunno how witty I can be right now cause there's so much fluid in my throat I cant hear out of my left ear and Im in a lot of pain. But this medicine I have to take 4 times a day for the next 4 days(Cleocin) is so wretched...that I made a few sort of funny jokes about it.
10. This shit tastes like old people smell.
9. I put this shit in Oscar the Grouch's trash can and he put a restraining order on me.
8. This shit is about as exiting as a new Jim Carey movie(thats right, he sucks!)
7. The after-taste of this shit is like the feeling you had when you found out your parents voted for Bush.
6. If this was that blood-of-christ communion shit, the pope would be unemployed!
5. If this was that blood-of-christ communion shit, Catholic churches would be condemned!
4. This shit is about as pleasant as a homesick abortion trying to crawl down your throat.
3. If I tried to feed this shit to George Bush I'd be executed for making him cry "BAD MEDISIN! YUCKY YUCKY!"
2. you think of something!
and the best one,
1. I'd rather vote for George Buch than drink this shit.
seriously come up with something better you scallywag
10. This shit tastes like old people smell.
9. I put this shit in Oscar the Grouch's trash can and he put a restraining order on me.
8. This shit is about as exiting as a new Jim Carey movie(thats right, he sucks!)
7. The after-taste of this shit is like the feeling you had when you found out your parents voted for Bush.
6. If this was that blood-of-christ communion shit, the pope would be unemployed!
5. If this was that blood-of-christ communion shit, Catholic churches would be condemned!
4. This shit is about as pleasant as a homesick abortion trying to crawl down your throat.
3. If I tried to feed this shit to George Bush I'd be executed for making him cry "BAD MEDISIN! YUCKY YUCKY!"
2. you think of something!
and the best one,
1. I'd rather vote for George Buch than drink this shit.
seriously come up with something better you scallywag