227 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

The deities expect us to help them capture what is, essentially, Yogi Bear updated for the Information Age, inclined to harrass people on the network instead of at picnic sites. Is there a wildlife relocation plan in effect, or is the bear going to go back to the "containment" that evidently cannot hold it

Comments

[captainshort]

This curse is a headache, but it could always be worse. And for the record, I don't miss the random encounters with trolls or saving the world six times.

[cal_sitter]

You're too busy to miss them, aren't you?

[captainshort]

I would be just as busy back home as I am here. Somtimes I wonder which place is less dangerous.

[cal_sitter]

Does one ever win out over the other?

[captainshort]

... actually, no.

What about you?

[cal_sitter]

The City used to, sometimes.

[captainshort]

But today is unusual, even by City standards.

[cal_sitter]

Life at home has become simpler in a few ways. That makes New York more attractive than it was.

[captainshort]

I should visit someday.

[cal_sitter]

Even if you won't find the rest of us there?

[captainshort]

That does take the fun out of it. Besides, even if I was there for a mission, I wouldn't have the time to sightsee.

[cal_sitter]

There is such a thing as a vacation.

[captainshort]

Not for me. They get boring way too fast.

[cal_sitter]

Have you tried taking one in New York?

[captainshort]

Unless my New York is the same as yours, I doubt it would work. Too many security risks.

[cal_sitter]

You could blend in if you made an effort.